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 Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:09 pm
Alright. You know those advice columns in newspapers? Dear Abby, Ann Landers, and all that fun stuff... well, if anyone needs an advice columnist, it's our characters at Dragon-Bound. After all, we make characters suffer.
That's what 'Alice' is for. Have your characters write 'Alice' a letter, and she'll give advice! What fun!
...
Well, sort of advice... there's a reason why poor Alice never got syndicated, you see...
Remember, this is purely OOC. :3
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:15 pm
Dear Alice:
Recently I accidentally gave someone up to people who wanted to hurt her and then some people died. Is it my fault that all that happened, or do you think it would have all happened anyway?
Also, what exactly is wrong with wearing tight pants?
Worried Kid
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:25 pm
zigeunerweisen` Dear Alice: Recently I accidentally gave someone up to people who wanted to hurt her and then some people died. Is it my fault that all that happened, or do you think it would have all happened anyway? Also, what exactly is wrong with wearing tight pants? Worried Kid
Dear Worried Kid:
Oh, no, of course it's not your fault! People always die. :3 It's part of being a person!
You just helped things along a bit.
So long as there's no jigglin', tight pants are perfectly fine. In fact, I would like to put a law into affect: From now on, all men who are in-shape from ages twenty to thirty-four are obligated to wear tight pants. Tell your friends.
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:43 pm
Dear Alice,
There's this girl dragon I really like. She's an arrogant, cold-hearted such-and-such - you know the type - but she's also drop-dead gorgeous. At least physically. Personality - not so much.
Anyway, I was hoping that my 'bad boy' reputation would be enough to win her over but sadly she's too smart to fall for it. So what's a sure-fire method to seduce her into a one-night stand without actually making any permanent changes to my personality?
Sincerely,
Luckless Bad Boy
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Kiddo Seanchain Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:52 pm
Kiddo the fox-phoenix Dear Alice, There's this girl dragon I really like. She's an arrogant, cold-hearted such-and-such - you know the type - but she's also drop-dead gorgeous. At least physically. Personality - not so much. Anyway, I was hoping that my 'bad boy' reputation would be enough to win her over but sadly she's too smart to fall for it. So what's a sure-fire method to seduce her into a one-night stand without actually making any permanent changes to my personality? Sincerely, Luckless Bad Boy
Dear Luckless Bad Boy:
Oh, that's easy. Chase after another boy dragon. Girls love that.
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:56 pm
Dear Alice,
Is it normal that I really really like to get bitten and fed off of by vampires? If not, what should I do?
Sincerely,
A Blood Donor
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:56 pm
Blade Kuroda Dear Alice, Is it normal that I really really like to get bitten and fed off of by vampires? If not, what should I do? Sincerely, A Blood Donor
Dear Blood Donor:
Alright, I know exactly what you need to do to cure your little issue. First, take off your socks and wash them really well. Mail them to me, Alice. No, really. The washerwoman keeps eating my socks and I'm bloody sick of having odd pairs! ><
Oh, and as for your problem, don't worry about it. Unless you die. In which case you won't get to worry about it, on account of being dead.
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:48 pm
Dear Alice,
It seems like everytime I meet a female dragon, I get hit in the face...or yelled at. Is this normal? What should I do? Any ideas of how to make them stop? It hurts and is making me depressed.
Also, I've gotten a death threat, what should I do about that?
Love,
A paranoid dragon
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:57 pm
Dear Aliceeee,
"Ive only about tree righth nows and notsss usre wye daddy lefth mees..."
"Do's yousss know wyes my daddy lefts me??"
dove,
little daddy's princesss.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:03 pm
Socks of Death Dear Alice,
It seems like everytime I meet a female dragon, I get hit in the face...or yelled at. Is this normal? What should I do? Any ideas of how to make them stop? It hurts and is making me depressed.
Also, I've gotten a death threat, what should I do about that?
Love,
A paranoid dragon
Dear Paranoid Dragon:
Yes, it is very normal. Get this straight now: women are insane. They will always hit you for no apparent reason.
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Also, you should eat a breath mint. Woowee, I can smell your breath through the mail! ><
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:05 pm
Rakura Lynn Dear Aliceeee, " Ive only about tree righth nows and notsss usre wye daddy lefth mees..."
"Do's yousss know wyes my daddy lefts me??"dove,
little daddy's princesss.
Dear Little Daddy's Princess:
Alas, I cannot read minds. I can only assume your father left you because your socks don't match. It's a huge social gaffe. Check your socks now.
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:55 am
Hey Alice,
Have you ever been to Wonderland? Why don't you swing by the West Winds Tavern and Inn, so we can see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Sincerely,
White Rabbit
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:33 pm
Blade Kuroda Hey Alice, Have you ever been to Wonderland? Why don't you swing by the West Winds Tavern and Inn, so we can see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. Sincerely, White Rabbit
Dear White Rabbit:
You're not getting anywhere near my hole! scream
Sincerely,
Alice
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:30 pm
um ... hello Alice,
Right now it seems like the whole world is against me, none of the dragons will play with me and right now I am fearing for my life, not that it matters or anything... I just didn't wish for it to end so soon.
Sincerely,
Fox of Hidden Valley.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:36 pm
Dear Alice,
I have a problem, my friend asked me to do a favor for him as his death wish, and as foolish as I was I accepted. Unfortunately my old skills of dragon hunting seems to be flawed from being friends. Now I am put in a situation where I have a rat that had a very effective disease in a cage that just killed my horse. My Friend told me to fallow this rat but he seem to be a more of a pest now locked up so it can't bite, What would you do?
The Man that Lost his Horse
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