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 Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:22 am
alrighty then this is a thread for all of us witchy type folks who havent left thheir sense of humor on the astral plane, the worst pagan pick up lines joke list! i'll start us off!
"you have the most beautiful third eye, ive ever sensed"
"you must be tired because youve been spiral dancing through my head all day!"
"whats a nymph like you doing in a circle like this?"
"wanna come back to my tent and widdershins?"
"Ive got a three hundred page recipe book of aphrodisiacs"
"you, me, equals magick!"
feel free to add your own to this list! let the good times roll!
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:19 pm
I suppose (never heard it though)
Wanna ride my broomstick?
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:42 pm
nice one!
how bout this one:
"Id give you all the stars and moon by the goddesses grace but there already in your eyes"
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:28 pm
WitchyBoy nice one! how bout this one: "Id give you all the stars and moon by the goddesses grace but there already in your eyes" that's kinda sweet "Wanna see some real candle magick?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:47 am
or this one for those of you in covens:
"this scourge isnt just used for rituals you know!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:34 am
WitchyBoy or this one for those of you in covens: "this scourge isnt just used for rituals you know!" scourge?
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:15 pm
a scourge is like a ritual whip used to purify the body and mind in some covens.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:56 pm
WitchyBoy a scourge is like a ritual whip used to purify the body and mind in some covens. ahhhh "Ever since I saw you in that wet t-shirt contest I've been scrying on you"
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:46 pm
" wanna perform the great rite?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:07 am
WitchyBoy " wanna perform the great rite?" Are you a good Riter?
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:35 am
dragonwings87 WitchyBoy " wanna perform the great rite?" Are you a good Riter? the best baby! " those yoga classes will come in handy later tonight"
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:07 pm
WitchyBoy dragonwings87 WitchyBoy " wanna perform the great rite?" Are you a good Riter? the best baby! " those yoga classes will come in handy later tonight" Can I feel your energy?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:34 pm
you wont be able to resist it!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:35 am
Witch path do I take? ...to your heart?
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:58 am
" i thought it was in perfect love and perfect lust?"
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