Offense rankings:
Must be done/said.
Should be done/said.
Half-assed offenses/things you won't really get in trouble for doing.
Minor offense.
Major offense.
Extreme offense.
Things you must do:
-Obey Kashi.
I advise you to:
-Follow Gaia's Terms of Service.
-Give Kashi cookies.
-Post often in the guild.
-Have fun.
-Have a sense of humor at all times.
-Be as literate as possible.
Things you may not do:
-Commit heresy
-Disrespect Kashi or the moderators. (Unless they deserve to be disrespected.~)
Things you probably shouldn't do:
-Flame a fellow minion.
-Make fun of Kashi's makeup. o.-
-Call Kashi a housewife. >>;
-Start an argument with another minion.
-Complain about something stupid.
-Wear your emotions on your sleeves.
-Joke about racism.
-Joke about sexism.
Things you may not say:
-"God", unless used in discussion, etc. Do not say something like: "God! I just had the worse day!"
-"Jesus", unless used in discussion, etc. Do not say something like: "Jesus Christ! That's ******** weird!"
-Anything implying heresy. (Ex.: "Kashi is a ******** moron. D< I hate that b***h.") Unless used in a joking manner.
-"This is stupid."
Things you are advised not to say:
-"(Insert something Kashi likes here) sucks!"
What Kashi does NOT want to see in here:
-Sexism.
-Racism.
-Snobs.
-Ads for cleavage signs, etc.
-Noobish roleplaying.
What Kashi does want to see in here:
-Loyal minions who post often.~
-Funny, interesting topics.~
-More minions, duh. =P
-Utter randomness.~
-Poser losers. (Immature people who act like hyper, random fuzzballs. Not actual losers, like people who are snobbish and stupid.)
Law and Order:
Just plain silly offenses:
(Things Kashi or someone else may randomly feel like persecuting you for. xD)
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Person will be kicked in the a**.
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Person will have a foot and some other random objects suck up their a** until Kashi says that said objects may be removed.
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Person is bitten, raped by a male inmate named Cindy (if male) or a large, hairy ape that just took four full bottles of Viagra (if female), and slapped with a fish multiple times.
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Person is hated until they apologize and swear to never commit the offense again.
Minor offenses:
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Person is warned.
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Person is warned and banned from the guild for up to ten days.
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Person is banned for a month.
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Person is banned forever.
Major offenses:
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Person is warned and banned for ten days.
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Person is banned forever.
Extreme offenses:
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Person recieves a long lecture, and is banned from the guild for a month.
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Person is banned from the guild and blacklisted.
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If you feel that some of these rules, terms, etc. should be changed, please contact me personally. Thank you. <3
