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I did not make these up, i found them on Quizilla.com, i can't remember who made these up, but i take no credit for any of these.

1. Ask Deidara if the mouths in his hands are good for others things *shifty eyes*
2. Destroy all of Sasori's puppet
3. Spray Zetsu with weed killer
4. Make fun of Hidan for his religion
5. Proceed to run from him while screaming "RAPE!"
6. Tell Orochimaru he looks like a girl
7. Ask if he's sure he's straight
8. Steal all of Kakuzu's money
9. Try to sell it back to him
10. When that fails, just burn it in a big fire in the living room
11. Roast marshmallows over said fire
12. Tell Itachi that Kisame has a sexual attraction to his Sharingan
13. Tell Sasori and Deidara "art sucks, quit arguing about it!"
14. Serve shark soup and when someone asks what happened to Kisame, innocently smile
15. Tell everyone where Akatsuki's at
16. Continuously ask Sasori to play dolls with you
17. When he finally agrees, tell him "dolls are for little girls" and walk off
18. Play death metal all night
19. Trick Kakuzu into thinking the toilets are poisoned
20. Throw a party in Rei-dono's office, but don't invite him
21. Make Itachi tell you how he killed his family, then repeatedly ask "why?"
22. Get Orochimaru to teach you how to foxtrot
23. Then call him "Mr. Twinkle-Toes"
24. Buy Sasori a Barbie Doll
25. Give all of them ridiculious nicknames
26. Call them said nicknames whenever around enemies
27. When everyone's gone, have the building remodeled to look like Pee Wee's Playhouse
28. Make fun of Tobi cause he didn't get in
29. Turn Itachi's room into a horse stable
30. When he asks where he's supposed to sleep, point to the water trough
31. Color outside the lines in Kisame's coloring book!
32. Read Hidan's diary to the whole organization, stressing the part "Dear Diary, All I ever wanted was a cute wittle bunny wunny and to skip through a field of beautiful flowers. Love, Princess Hidan"
33. Afterwards, call him a pansy
34. Tell Zetsu he's fat and don't allow him to eat meat anymore
35. Tell Orochimaru he's an ugly girly man
36. Give Sasuke a map to the Akatsuki and Itachi's weakness
37. Destroy Deidara's play-doh and blame it on Sasori
38. Sell tickets to their fight at high prices
39. Play Cowboys and Indian with Rei-dono
40. Explain to Sasori about the birds and the bees
41. Sucker Kisame into singing 'I'm A Little Teapot' with you
42. Hire Gai as a baby-sitter
43. Dub Orochimaru "Micheal Jackson"
44. Teach Hidan how to talk gangsta, then laugh insanely when he calls Itachi a "cracker"
45. Squirt water on the front of Kakuzu's pants then yell "KAKUZU MADE WEE WEE!"
46. Buy him diapers
47. Attack Zetsu with soap
48. Tell Itachi he smells like kitty poop
49. Trick Deidara into dressing up like pikachu
50. Get Rei-dono to admit he likes pink frilly things as much as Sakura
51. Buy Orochimaru a d***o O.O
52. Cosplay as Zetsu
53. Steal all of Kisame's clothes, pour hot grease on him, and watch him run around naked screaming "THEY'RE TRYING TO COOK MEEEEEEEE!"
54. Give a very detailed description to Deidara about PMSing
55. Blame it on Hidan when he throws up on Rei-dono
56. Tell the Hokage everything Akatsuki plans
57. Host a sleepover with everyone from Sasuke to Sakura invited
58. Have said sleepover in Itachi's room/stable
59. Flood the building with the remnants of the sewer
60. Blow up the building with a big pink smoke bomb... and blame Micheal Jackson.

xDDDDDDDD
^I ROTFLOL'd at that one. "Yo Cracker! Stop makin' fun 'o Jashin fo' I beat yo' head in, foo'!"

1) Put a fish next to Kisame's head while he was asleep, and it's dead when he wkaes up xD
2) Tell everyone Kisame has a foot fetish
3) Paint jewish symbols on Hidan's walls
4) Tell Hidan he should be Grim in The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
5) Paint Leader pink
6) Point, Laugh, and take pictures.
7) Prune Zetsu.
*) Put yellow food dye in their swimming pool, then blame Michael Jackson.
xD

I'll do 10 Deidara-themed ones... ninja

1. Walk in on him masturbating.
2. Tell him that most ceramic pieces usually last longer than wooden puppets do.
3. Walk in on him masturbating again, and video tape him intently, trying to study the 'mating habits of the elusive Deidara'
4. Make an entire 'wildlife documentary' revolving around him masturbating.
5. Sell it to Sasori, who buys 20 of them, saying he needs all twenty to 'figure out what comes next... ha ha ha... heart '
6. Become curious, and lock him and Deidara in a room together, hooking a video camera out of reach, and taping 'what comes next'
7. Sell 'The Mating Habits of the Elusive Deidara, part Deux: The Deidara Finds a Mate.' to a major movie theater, which plays it to the public.
8. Read him a bedtime story about a puppet that lived forever and made people angry by eating all their clay and shooting their birds.
9. Tie him to the bed with chakra thread, and sleep with him to rekindle old sparks of his 'Danna heart
10. Grab all his clay, and throw it into the middle of the lake outside the Akatsuki cave.

xD
Hidan's Jewish! =O

1. Fill Kisame's room with water
2. Tell him Nemo's missing, and throw him in a lake telling him to 'find Nemo'
3. When he gets out, throw him in again
4. Get a pet goldfish, and make him propose to it xD

I need to think of some good ones. ;-;
Yuo all pwn me at this xP

We'd die a slow and painful death at Deidara's hands.
Haha. Hands. xD

But his hands'll bite you! D=

xD

1. Set Sasori's puppets on fire.
2. Set Hiruko on fire.
3. Set Sasori on fire.
4. Dye Kisame's hair pink.
5. Erase the lines on Itachi's face.
6. hold a 'money burning parade' in the livingroom, and tie up Kakuzu to watch.
7. Jump on Kisame like a trampoline.
8. Call him fat.
9. Roast him over an open fire.
10. Drop him in the fire on "Accident".
11. Walk away with him still in the fire.

=P