
"I wonder if Claire will dig this new style."

"Jaccccckkkkk"

"Wtf John im in the shower. What do you want?"

"Dude do you think if i shave i will bring sexy back?"

"NO!"

"I can shave your chest if you want."

"Don't look at my chest John."

"Don't Kate's fingers get tangled in there?"

"Uh... well.. ehhh......"


"Yowza."

"Why are you looking down there John?"

"I saw nothing Jack."

"You like?"
LOST CAPTION 2

Charlie: "Skipping on rocks is so much fun! We used to do it in the shire all the time. Me and Pippen used to go on adventures with my other bffs Frodo and Sam. Well actually we were all bffs. You know what i love about the shire though---"

"Im going to kill this kid."

"Oh... but thats nice."


"Um... yeah never again okay?"

Sayid: "Dammit. Im never going to find this buried treasure."

Charlie: "Omg... buried treasure?! Me and Pippen used to find buried treasure all the time!!"
Ana: "Oh yeah, Sayids been working out."

Charlie: "Buried treasure! Buried treasuree!!"
Sayid: "Why did i ever agree to let this kid come?"


Charlie: "Yeah i know what your thinking. My bum was all anyone would talk about in the shire."

"Would you just shut up kid?"


"No."

Sayid: "Anyone else smell that?"

Sayid: "Bleh! Im going, im choking."
Charlie: "It was Ana Lucia."

Charlie: "Im good."
LOST CAPTION 3

"Omg, i had the best dream ever! That hobbit kid left the island and went back to the shire!"

"We can only hope for that."

Ana: "Lets leave before that kid gets back!"

"Good morning! Fruits fruits fruits. I love fruits, there was a whole bunch in the shire!"

"I think we lost him Ana."
*In the distance*
"La LA LA!!! Where are you guys?! Are we playing hide and seek!? I LOVE hide and seek me and Pippen used to play it all the time back at the shire!"

"Dammit."

Charlie: "Found you. Your turn to hide."
Sayid: "What am i going to do with my life?"

Ana: "Lets hide here!"

Sayid: "I hope he never finds us. I really do."
*In the distance*
"LA LA LA I lovee the shireeeeeee!!!! I loveee the rain!!!!"

"No way!!!!!"

"Great what are we going to do now!"

Charlie: "That was soo much fun!"

Ana: "If i hear this kid open his mouth again, im going to kill him. What are we going to do?"

Charlie: "OMGGG Is that gandalf???! Hiiiii gandalf!!!!!!"