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The Others can cure cancer...! Ooo, Aaa~
The real questions are how did they capture Chuck Norris and how on Earth are they making him cry?
In other news.
Sayid: Juliet, tell me everything or I will torture you.
Juliet: No.
Sayid: Well, then-
Jack: Sayid, no.
Sayid: Darn.
Later.
Sawyer: We should give the Other Juliet to Sayid and let him torture her!
Sayid: I don't do that any more!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Less than 24 hours later.
Sayid: I am going to torture you, Juliet.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, seriously. That cracked my s**t up.