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 Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:53 am
Hmmm. I have sooo many. Let's see....
"Why does the sun come up? Are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?"
"Do you ask a fish how it swims? Or a bird why it sings?"
Why do hotdogs come is 6s and buns in 8s?
Why does the printer always stop working when you have something important due?
Why does coffee always go cold so fast?
How does ink come out of pens?
Why do people rip up books?
Is time travel possible?
Why do Highlander movies always have to suck (but in the good way)?
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:55 am
Why do people think Harry Potter is REAL witchcraft?
Why do you always remember something is late after it is already late?
Why is pink girly and blue boyish?
Why are cats more independent and dogs so dependent?
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:30 am
Where does that one sock the dryer eats really go?
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:49 pm
why do kids ask so many crazy questions??????????????????????????
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Daelon Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:19 pm
why won't my mommy give me a raise in my allowance?
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:59 am
Why do I always sleep in on days with perfect sunshine??
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:12 pm
Why do I get sick just before a vacation?
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:00 pm
Lady Stray Why do I get sick just before a vacation? Or during one. Why do cats like playing in bathtubs if they are supposed to hate water?
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Daelon Knight Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:13 pm
Why do coworkers always show up right when you're trying to take a nap on the job?
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:56 pm
Why is it that some days even 2 double americanos do not contain enough caffeine to wake you up??
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:30 pm
Why is it that when you're shopping either the only person in the aisle is blocking the thing you want or when you're heading for what you want, the aisle is suddenly full? Or even that the only empty spot in the whole aisle is the thing you were looking for?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:50 am
Why do I always type up my papers at 7:30 am when I have 2 hours to work on them, then turn them in later the same day??
Terminal Procrastinator
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:37 pm
its fishin season, now so's i'm digging me up some worms, ok
the only ones i find are the ones i've jest chopped in half!!!!!!!theys ain't wigglin no more, ya see. WHYs cain't i NOT findem by chopping them in half???
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:49 pm
Why does Dead Week have to suck soooo much?? (The last week of classes, right before finals week)
Why do you always remember an important appointment after you've already left to do something entirely different??
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:14 am
Why the frak are the sprinklers always on when it's raining?
Why the frak is coffee so expensive??
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