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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:16 pm
Lilly hadn't been all that surprised Kilah hadn't been back the day after that kid had... well, uh, became a kid. The strange (and violent) girl she'd accepted into her household to quell some of her own long-running dispuites had only mentioned something about him being old enough that she could actually do things with that island now, and off she went.
For the first time in a while, she'd stayed in her original room, but she hadn't really slept very much. Which meant, unfortunately, Ryker hadn't slept very much either.
One would wonder if there really wasn't some way she could see the sun, because the second even the slighest bit of it was visible, she'd drug Ryker out of bed, into Harper's room (and kicking Harper out of it) and started teaching him that weird, nameless language.
"This is my island, do what I say," Kilah repeated, ruler in hand, waiting for her fiance to echo the words back to her in perfection. Otherwise... she'd make use of that stuff she heard about teachers hitting the stupid kids with rulers 'back in the day'.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:34 pm
Ryker scowled. He didn't like being woken up this early. He didn't even know people functioned this early. Seriously, this hour of the night? morning? -- it had to be morning, he could faintly make a sliver of sunlight coming over the horizon through the bedroom window - was just WRONG. So her kicked her feet and scowled, crossed his arms over his chest and looked absolutely offended that Akilah had the indecency to peel him out of bed so early in the morning.
Nonetheless, he knew what that ruler was meant for if he didn't cooperate. He eyed it warily, squirming where he sat and then finally, grudgingly, repeated the odd words back to her, stumbling and staggering over the pronunciation and in general just absolutely butchering the language.
Though, his jaw closed tighter than a reverend's daughter's legs might have had something to do with the way he mangled the pronunciation.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:42 pm
With a 'swoosh', and a 'thwap' upon contact, the school supply launched forward and smashed into the back of Ryker's head. Kilah was stuck with a crappy piece of plastic, and wasn't surprised when it broke in two. Oh well. Time to use her fist. (Since if she got, say, a wrench, it would probably kill him.)
"Bad! Bad!" the chicken Sin'aeis scolded, frowning. Not that she wasn't always frowning, scowling, things like that, it was just that she had a reason for it at that moment. "You suck, Ryker, I thought you'd get a little smarter. Bad!"
Knockknockknockknockknock.
The sound came furiously from the front door, never pausing.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:48 pm
"I'm plenty smart!" he squaked, floundering around in his chair like a jellyfish. "You're just a crap teacher!"
Dude and cover! said his instincts. Luckily, before Kilah could slaughter him, someone knocked at the door. Ryker grudgingly stopped his squirming, slumping further down into his chair at an attempt to look utterly miserable to whoever was knocking on the door. He fully intended to mouth things like 'SAVE ME!' and 'SHE'S INSANE!' behind Kilah's back when the knocking person entered on the off chance that they might find an excuse to get him out of this hellish language course or whatever the heck this was supposed to be.
Ryker briefly considered making a break for it or at least hiding under the bed while Kilah had her back turned.
After a moment of serious contemplation, he decided he wouldn't mind living to see himself as a teenager and thus, stayed right where we was.
Grumbling, but still in the chair Kilah had shoved him in.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:55 pm
If Ryker had yelled anything like that, it would have not only provoked violence from Kilah, but it wouldn't have done him any good. Noyama, the one who had been knocking, would have smiled, possibly laughed, and assumed they were playing some adorable little game. She wasn't completely blind to how "mean" her daughter was, but she still couldn't grasp her not being nice to Ryker, at least.
"Hello! Are you doing well?" asked the peppy girl, grinning at Ryker. Someone would blink, and she'd be frowning that quickly, reverting back to her slaughtered English. "Um, you two, someone here at front door and--"
Before she could finish, Noyama was pushed roughly to the side by someone who looked very much like her. Tan skin, same clothing (it actually seemed more like a uniform given all of them seemed to wear it), but her eyes were purple, not green, and her hair curled toward the end, something Noyama's and her twins didn't.
The nameless individual, either very stupid or very fearless, stormed into the room, over to Kilah, drew her hand back and hit the other female across the face.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:59 pm
Ryker slouched as he saw who it was. Just Noyama. Great. Like that halfwit could do anything to save hi--...the hell?
Perking up slightly, the rook Sin'aeis straightened in his seat, craning his neck to look at the other islander. Huh. "Who're yo--" Or not, given the resounding slap in the face that had been delivered by the stranger. Mouth forming a perfect "O" of surprise, Ryker flopped back into his chair, clearly utterly astounded that anyone would have the stones to hit Akilah across the face.
Finally, after a long moment of contemplation, Ryker said the only thing that had managed to come to mind. "Holy H-E-double hockey sticks!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:04 pm
Noyama would have been very confused (double what?), if she hadn't been too occupied with other things. Things like screeching at Kilah, who had snatched the islander by her hair, pulled her back and had a sword to her throat. "You've got two seconds. I outta just kill you, but even I'm curious."
"I won't forgive you!" Kilah had an extra special scowl.
"Don't you speak English?"
"No!"
"Whatever. What do you want?"
Describing the sudden appearence, only two feet shorter, not wearing a skirt, and not a woman, that would have fit the boy who appeared at the door way, tail wiggling behind him as he peered in. "AWESOME! GIRL FIGHT!" His eyes flickered around, seeming more surprised by Noyama than by anyone else, but more interested in Ryker. "Oh, you're him, right? The one who's with the one who's going to be taking over Yeliel, right? Because you're never NOT with her, right?
At that point, Noyama just stared.
Uh...huh...
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:11 pm
And Ryker just stared because it wasn't like he had any idea what the hell was going on in the first place; throw in a couple of angry women with feline ears and a whole foreign language and he was like a hiker lost in the Andes mountains without a map or repelling gear.
"Uh..." replied Ryker, looking at the new face. A boy, probably around his own age if he was guessing right which, honestly, he probably wasn't. To hide his embarrassment, or perhaps just to revel in it, he squirmed a little lower in his chair again, his flush of frustration - seriously, why were all these people talking in this stupid language?! - coloring the back of his neck and the tips of his ears bright red.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:15 pm
And the boy just had a look of: Oh, wow, he doesn't understand. We're all going to die horrible deaths under the rule of this raging psycho and this moron.
"Out, out!" Noyama pulled Ryker up, shoved him out the door, and the other boy followed right behind him, very annoyed to be tossed around by some low class islander who really shouldn't be here anyway. Seriously, why would one be here? Aside from, you know, himself.
Making a 'heh' noise, he tucked his hands on the top of his head and tilted toward Ryker. "Don't worry, I can speak this, too, it's my job. I'm suppose to--" He paused. "--was suppose to be a translator." With a look that could only be described as superior, he shrugged and sighed. "I guess not everyone is talented enough to learn two."
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:36 pm
And suddenly he was getting hauled off his feet and thrown out of the room. Finding himself in the hallway outside of Harper's bedroom, Ryker took a moment to spin around and blink at the door was slammed shut in his face. It took a moment before just what exactly had happened sunk completely in, at which point he was still as confused as ever considering none of it made any sense.
Thus, he quickly donned a stormy expression when the other boy started to speak in English. Teeth grinding, Ryker snapped his attention around to the islander and considered throttling the other kid.
"Yeah, well I don't think I care. Your language is totally stupid anyway," he spat angrily. "Anyway, thanks for bailing me out." Sniffing, Ryker turned on his heel and started down the hallway. Hey, maybe he'd get to play outside this way. Harumph.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:53 pm
The boy blinked. When Ryker move, he moved behind him, and almost seemed to force himself to stay a few paces away. "Excuse me? If any language is 'stupid', it's this one! Your words mean too many different things! Like red and read or ate and eight. We are smart enough to make up enough words so we don't have to do that."
His arms crossed stubbornly, ears pinned back in aggravation. "And, of course, I am your humble servant, oh almighty King. I was suppose to be the translator for Momoro and my sister, but your girlfriend--really hot girlfriend--killed 'em, so I guess it makes me yours until your girlfriend says otherwise."
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:36 pm
Ryker was halfway to stamping and storming out the front door - real dang close to escaping out into the sunshine and what, by the way the house felt (some of the windows were open, inviting in a slight breeze), seemed to be shaping up to be a relatively warm afternoon. And then, and then--
The boy's stride stuttered and he staggered slightly as he whipped around - if by 'whipped' one meant turning slowly on his heel. He blinked at the other boy, mouth hanging open slightly and his head cocked faintly to one side.
"Wait, mine? As in like... - you're my servant?"
Ryker took a moment to process this new information, paused, let his hands fumbled together and picked briefly at all his fingernails. He stared at the other kid for a few seconds long and then, quite suddenly, burst out into a grin.
"Sweet."
Except, dude, gross. Kilah was anything but 'hot.' Ma said she had great hooters, but it wasn't like...just no. Ewww.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:39 pm
"That's right, your majesty." There wasn't any term like that in their language, not that Ryker would know, but English wasn't as bad as he often made it seem in his complaints. Speaking of complaints, he had surprisingly few all things considered... In fact, he didn't seem distressed at all by the other boys reaction, almost as if he was proud of himself. Knowing the weird-o's that came from that island, it actually wasn't that big a shock.
"So, uh, have you...you know...touched them?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:43 pm
Holy heck, this was so awesome, Ryker thought gleefully. Servants and 'your majesty's and...oh man. He had to tell Pukio about this over dinner or something. Totally 'bitchen!' Or. Whatever.
Ryker snickered a little gleefully, turning back to the door absently and then, apparently too distracted by the fact that this was completely cool, turned just as abruptly back and flailed around a little. The kid was probably only the equivalent of an eight year old after all...
"Touched what?" he asked, shooting the kid a slightly confused look.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:51 pm
Jaw equals dropped.
The islander stared at Ryker. For a long, long time. And probably, the only thing that broke the 'WTF?' sort of trance was the screechy voice of Kilah from the other room, "RYKER, GET THE ******** IN HERE!"
A palm hit against the boys forehead. "Oh my...Just... Just nevermind for now. I'm Kaon, by the way. My sisters name is Anlasa."
The room was quiet by the standards of rooms that had Kilah in them. Meaning, it wasn't really that quiet at all. The future ruler herself was busy complaining about how Ryker had to be present, and she could run things fine herself, and he didn't have any valid opinions anyway. Noyama was frowning, and the other teenager--Anlasa it was told--looked about ready to lash out.
"Ryker," Kilah began, hearing his footsteps. "Unfortunately since you're old enough now, you have to be in here so we can...settle this. Although I think a blade would work fine."
"Kilah," Noyama warned, and the Sin'aeis snorted.
"Our problem," Anlasa began, "Is that you killed my fiance, and the ruler of the island. I refuse to let that go unpunished!"
"Seems like your girlfriend killed my sisters boyfriend," Kaon translated for his 'king'. Since it was something he'd known about for a while, his voice lacked any edge. In fact, for months now, all Anlasa had done was pace around and rant. "Maybe he was dead before you came around."
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