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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:00 pm
Here, you can post any jokes, stories, or basically anything funny at all..as long as it's not offensive.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:43 pm
 stole this pic off a friend...is it offensive?
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:08 pm
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am stand ing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:07 am
life of shadows A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am stand ing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." I wonder did that lil fellow get a stern talking to afterwards?
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:43 am
A farmer walked into a bar with his pig and ordered a drink. The bartender could not help asking the man why his pig had a peg leg. "Well, you see," said the farmer, "this is an amazing pig. Why, two years ago, my son was chopping wood in the field when a tree collapsed on him, pinning him to the ground and making breathing difficult. The pig, which was in the area, ran to get assistance and, squealing loudly, led us to my son to rescue him."
"You're right, that is an amazing story. But why does your pig have a peg leg?"
This is no ordinary pig," the farmer continued. "One night while we were sleeping, our barn caught fire and the pig managed to squeeze through a little hole in the wall and circle our house, squealing as loud as it could to wake us up. We were able to save all of the animals."
"Wow. Incredible. But why does the pig have a peg leg?"
"Wait. Once, our home caught on fire. The pig managed to run to the next house over and wake the neighbors, who were able to save us and help put out the fire."
"Okay, okay! The pig is amazing. But why the peg leg?" the bartender demanded.
"An amazing pig like this. You can't eat it all at once."
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:06 pm
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:53 am
damn I feel sorry fo that pig once he isn't incredible anymore its chop chop lol
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:03 pm
Oh, the Yugioh Abridged Series is really funny.
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Shy_Meganekko Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:20 pm
whats the Yugioh Abidged Series????
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:52 am
This joke is a lil voulger....but i think the funniest stuff is.
two men were shipwrecked on an island.they made themselves some huts and went to get firewood.as they were collecting firewood,they looked up to see spears in their faces.A group of natives captured them
They took them to the native leader and he said"I'll give you two choices.Death!.....or BOOFKA!"
The first man said"any things bette than death,I'll take boofka"
so the native leader held up his staff and screamed"BOOOOOOOOFKA!"
and all the native men in the village bent the man over a stump,and raped him.
the village leader tuned to the secound man and said to him"I give you two choices.Death....or BOOFKA!!"
the secound man replyed"anythings better than Boofka,I'll take death"
the Village leader raised his staff and screamed "DEEEEEEEEATH.....by BOOFKA!"
If yoo find this joke bad,go ahead and delet it
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:55 am
 I find this picture so cute...And funny.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:16 am
Tha Chica Lana whats the Yugioh Abidged Series???? It's basically a parody of Yugioh. My favorite quote from Seto: Screw the rules, I have money.
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Shy_Meganekko Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:31 pm
ithinkthereforeiam Oh, the Yugioh Abridged Series is really funny. It definitely is XDDD I love it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:09 pm
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."
So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself. So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.
The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself.
The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."
Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds, "What's that noise?
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:03 am
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