Man 1: I was at Best Buy and i saw the Playstation 3 and it had a drag racing game on. I went all starrie eyed and my wife took a guess at what I wanted for my birthday
Man 2: To bad its 800 bucks
Woman: $800?
Man 2: Yea
Man 1: Well I'll spend 200 bucks on a fishing rod if it comes with a lifetime replacement policy. So I could get it, break it in half right at the the cash register and they would have to give me another.
Ice: It's like you and your shoe fetish
Man 2: How many shoes do you have?
Woman: About 200 pairs
Man 1&2: What?
Man 2: What do you need that many for?
Man 1: I've had these flip flops for years
Ice: How many years?
Man 1: oh, about...ummm...1983
Ice: *can't stop laughing*
Man 2: What?
Ice: By contrast, I was born in 87
Woman: What?
Man 1: So I've been wearing these longer then you've been alive
Man 2: So your?
Ice: 19
Woman: Wait, what? when?
Ice: Early June
Woman: Your younger then both of my sons
Ice: Yea
Man 2: Dude, you look older then me
Ice: Kinda funny
Woman 1: I'm old enough to be your mother
Man 1: Mabey it is time for some new shoes
Woman: Wow, I still have it
Man 1: Have what?
Woman: ...
Man 2: Hmm?
Ice: ... Nope, I don't divulge my bussiness without permission
Men 1: Wait, what?
Woman: I slept with someone younger then my sons
Man 1&2: What?
Man 1: Yea girl, you still got it
Man 2: Dude, you live up to "Once you go black you don't go back"
Ice: Yea, I guess she would be the third in that list of lovers
Man 1&2: So, how was it?
Ice: ...
Woman: Wait, I want to know how well I stack up with these younger girls
Ice: Well...B+, above average but you were rather tame
Woman: Well I am old enough to be your mom, so alittle sower is to be expected
Everbody in the room laughs, turn out the other 12 people were listening in
