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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:52 am
I tells yah,
Its not easy being a skeleton guild. Not only can you NEVER find clothes for you, but you are essentially the lowest slave force on the magical totem pole! But recently, I have had enough guarding the secret cursed mystic treasure inside the cave of darthel! I am striking out on my own, a skinless with out a cause. Thats right! I am hitting the open road, strapping myself (literally strapping as my bony figure does not fit well on motorcycles) to the largest hog I can find and doing the ghost rider thing.
Things are looking up for this skeletal freed slave.
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Discuss:
Freeing Oneself from slavery, be it mystical or whatnot
The tough life
Trying to compare your tough life to the REAL tough life of a skeleton.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:50 pm
LOLDEAD.
Atleast Pallies have one use.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:35 pm
she turned me into a newt.
I got better.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:51 am
`Shmancy LOLDEAD.
Atleast Pallies have one use. D: and that is the end of my tale of resurrection. Well, at least until some necromancer decides he needs another minion.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:37 am
********' Paladins.
Now I have to go and get all the candles and chalk out. Someone fetch me a chicken and a sharp knife.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:10 am
I'm the devil.
So i'm pretty much responsible for the level skeletons are on.
And i'm sorry, but due to budget cuts, we simply cant afford a skele raise, the minotaurs have the same problem.
Besides, everyone just uses zombies nowadays anyway. I mean at least they have flesh.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:22 pm
Lucifer` I'm the devil.
So i'm pretty much responsible for the level skeletons are on.
And i'm sorry, but due to budget cuts, we simply cant afford a skele raise, the minotaurs have the same problem.
Besides, everyone just uses zombies nowadays anyway. I mean at least they have flesh. Those zombies are just a cheap knock off of the original guardians.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:19 pm
Zombies are a total hypocrisy man, they eat brains - sometimes it's the only word in their vocabulary, if any. And yet it is a well known scientifically proven fact that if you shoot a zombie in the brain it dies. So how do they spread? The occasional bite is understandable, but then there still wouldn't be that many.
This conclusion has been reached over too many hours playing Resident Evil games.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:05 pm
Hey man, i dont place the orders, i just serve them.
All these pissy little kiddy necromancers with a bone on for Jill valentine are after the zombies.
With Skeletons nowadays, they're mostly used for D&D nights.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:42 pm
You think you got it hard
I still gotta look hot. surprised
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:13 am
Nobody seems to go for mummies any more.
'Kay, so they're just really old zombies in bandages, but even so, you don't see them around very often these days.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:46 pm
Ye Olde Prostitute Bones You think you got it hard I still gotta look hot. surprised You should join the revolution sister. Lucifer: I HATE participating in those goddamn DnD nights. Spatter: Mummies were cool. At least they kept to their respective territory for the most part.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:39 am
Aramaea Ye Olde Prostitute Bones You think you got it hard I still gotta look hot. surprised You should join the revolution sister. Lucifer: I HATE participating in those goddamn DnD nights. Spatter: Mummies were cool. At least they kept to their respective territory for the most part.
A revolution?
You know how much that would cost?
Budgets are already down what with the hole Bush thing.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:49 am
Lucifer` Aramaea Ye Olde Prostitute Bones You think you got it hard I still gotta look hot. surprised You should join the revolution sister. Lucifer: I HATE participating in those goddamn DnD nights. Spatter: Mummies were cool. At least they kept to their respective territory for the most part.
A revolution?
You know how much that would cost?
Budgets are already down what with the hole Bush thing.All I have to say about that is that you should be more careful exactly whose soul you buy from.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:01 pm
`Shmancy LOLDEAD.
Atleast Pallies have one use.
No.
They don't.
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Viva la Revolucíon
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