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Kawaii! whee 3nodding 3nodding

at the time, no...but then when i reread it i was like o.O Love Hina *dumbfounded* soon after my sister began watching love hina, it was like deja vu or something sweatdrop
oh well EP 2
TEN YEARS LATER

The sounds of drums, guitars, and basses playing started to slow down to reach the song’s end. The stadium screamed and applauded. Both the band and the audience were gasping for breath…wanting to get away from the sweaty heat…to go out and be revived by the evening breeze. The audience was garrulous, but an impassive raven silently skulked to the backstage. The raven seemed to be around eighteen. He had a lean figure, but was well-toned. He wore a tight dark-blue t, which traced his toned chest and shoulders, and a pair of dark worn-out jeans. His choice of apparel contrasted to those of drainpipes and other punk/emo apparel. His jet black hair, that was jelled and spiked to resemble a duck’s a**, complimented his taut ivory skin. His obsidian eyes were narrow, but only contributed in making the raven seem like a young sex god.

As he reached the entrance to the backstage, he heard, “God! THE BIJUU KICK a**! Did you see Kyuubi! HE IS ******** HOT!” He saw a group of girls squealing over a picture of the lead singer of the band Bijuu, Kyuubi. It seems that Kyuubi has more fan girls than I do. I wish that ******** luck. He opened the door of the backstage and SLAP! Sasuke face was hit by the door. “OH GOD! I’M SORRY!” cried a high pitch voice. Sasuke looked up to see a white haired, dog-shaped mask wearing guy who was around his twenties. “HOUKOU! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?” yelled a familiar voice.

“I accidentally hit someone on my way out, Kyuubi. I apologize…” stampered the white haired guy, who was apparently called Houkou.

“It’s okay. You must be Gobi no Houkou. Nice to meet a bass player who kicks Akatsuki a**,” replied Sasuke with a smirk.

Houkou smiled in returned. “Thanks. Oh, who’re you?” asked Houkou curiously.

“He’s an old childhood friend, Sasuke Uchiha,” replied an approaching red-head. The red-head was around his mid-twenties. He had tanned skin and a toned figure as well. He had long red-silky, yet messy hair that overlapped his shoulders. He had deep gold eyes that were accentuated by fading black eye-liner. He had multiple piercings on his ears and one on his eye brow. His outfit consisted of a pair of black drainpipe jeans and a tight black denim jacket that exposed much of his chest and a bit of his abs. (oh geez I’m drooling here)

“Wow, don’t you look hot Kyuubi-nii,” smirked the Uchiha.

“Well look at you teme. You look more and more like the ********, Itachi. At least you have better taste in clothes than him…he’s a ******** f**,” replied Kyuubi in return.

“WHAT?! THIS IS ITACHI’S YOUNGER BROTHER! WHY THE HELL IS HE HERE?!” exclaimed Houkou.

“Oh. Sasuke despises Itachi as much as we do or more. Anyways, he’s like a second younger brother to me since we went to the same orphanage when we were young,” explained the red head while he put his arm around Sasuke’s shoulders.

“O-kay…you know the others aren’t gonna like this…” murmured Houkou.

“Don’t worry. Anyways, can you leave the two of us alone for a bit,” said Kyuubi monotonously.

“Sure, but remember we have to meet the others at 3, kay,” replied Houkou who dashed out the door.

“So, long time no see ney Sasuke,” said Kyuubi who ruffled Sasuke’s jelled hair.

“You don’t change do you onii-chan,” replied Sasuke with a smack at Kyuubi’s hand.

“Geez, when have you become such a p***k?”

“…”

“Geez jk, jk,” laughed Kyuubi.

“What took you so long to come here? I thought you would come a LONG time ago,” said Kyuubi as he led Sasuke to the dressing room.

“I was busy with the company and school so I couldn’t come to your previous concerts. So how’s Naruto doing?” replied Sasuke as he sat down on a stool.

“…Well, I should I put this straight…” said Kyuubi hesitantly. He was pondering about bringing the issue up, but he couldn’t find the right words.

“Well? Did he find someone else or was he accepted to another university?” demanded the Uchiha.

“Relax. It’s just…just a two years after we left with Iruka, Naruto got in an accident. He was in a fight with another kid who was bullying a very quiet girl. Naruto pinned him down and a fight soon began. The bully and his gang outnumbered Naruto and he fled to the school roof. The gang followed him up there and Naruto was struggling to defend himself. The fight worsened and Naruto was accidentally pushed off from the roof. The trees that were at the bottom broke his fall, yet he still received great damage. He broke most of his ribs, his arm was twisted, his legs were broken in many places, and he fractured his skull. He was alive, but barely. He was in a coma for a few months and when he woke up he had no memory. He didn’t even know who he was.

“Fortunately he recovered soon, but he still hasn’t regained his memory. I had to tell him stuff I remember and he soon became the Naruto we all know. But I haven’t told him about the promise you guys made with each other. I haven’t even told him about you Sasuke. I think it’s better that you guys reunite and you help him with remembering the old times," explained Kyuubi.

Sasuke sat there dumbfounded. He didn't know how to respond. Why haven't I learned this? DAMMIT! ******** THIS! WHY WASN'T I THERE FOR HIM! DAMN IT ALL!!!!!...Sasuke calm down...he's alright...he has recovered. He's back to his old self but has no memory of the past. This could be solved...piece of cake...

"So...is he still going to Konoha?"

"Yeah. Every since I started playing, he too has been into music. But one would think he would want to be a guitarist, play bass, or be the lead. He freckin surprised me when he said he wanted to be a pianist. Would you imagine it, A PIANIST. I told him that he wasn't the type cuz he's ******** impatient, but how he proved me wrong. While he was recovering in the hospital, his doctor, Dr. Tsunade Godaime, gave him a keyboard to practice on. He was ******** addicted to it and spend most of the time practicing on it. He composed many songs, BEAUTIFUL SONGS. He joined a few orchestras and such, and got a hell of a lot of cash. During a performance, a Konoha scout came along and gave him a full scholarship to Konoha. You should have seen Naruto's expression. So yeah, he'll be there this fall."

"That's good to hear."

"You don't mind showing him the campus and looking after him for me right?"

"Sure. I mean it is Naruto. What kind of a friend would I be?"

"This gives you time to build a new relationship with him ney? So you better not do anything to him ********. One, I want him to trust me. Two, that fluffy stuff will come much later. I don't want to scare him."

"Sounds good."

THONK!

"Kyuubi. You're bro's here. Do you want me to let him in?" cried one of the staff.

"Sure send him right up," replied Kyuubi impassively.

Kyuubi turned to Sasuke and grinned. "So ready to meet him? Or you'll introduce yourself later on?"

"He is a musician...a pianist. I think he'll be in the dorm I'll be supervising...so yeah I'll introduce myself at Konoha."

"Heh. I forgot your a year older than him..."

"See ya later then yankee."

"Whatever ******** got up and started to walk out of the room. As he opened the door, he faced a familiar, yet older blond. The blond's interminable blue orbs looked with the Uchiha's obsidian eyes. Sasuke noticed that the younger boy was blushing and smirked. "Excuse me," whispered the raven as he brushed against the blond.

Well...isn't this gonna get interesting.

i don't know why it took me so long to post these up...i'm lazy

I l heart ve. I l heart ve it. SOOOO cute. whee

awwww heart that was so cute whee

the seventh chappy
its not as good cuz it has a lot of pointless stuff in it
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3452658/7/

now here's the eighth one too XD

The Art of Love
Ep. 8: The so called escort

“And why are you coming again?” asked a fuming raven.

“Itachi-san requested for my presence. Probably to baby sit you Sasuke-san,” said his silver-headed companion.

The younger raven snorted and picked up his pace. “Mou! You’re so cruel Sasu-chan,” whined Kakashi.

Sasuke twitch as he was called by his former nickname and glared at his silver-haired guardian, who in turn cringed from fear that his balls would be cut of so the Uchiha heir could play testicle tennis. Sasuke walked to the curve and saw an approaching Mercedes-Benz. The dark sports car parked in front of the two Sharingan users. The two quickly got on, believing they were to join the Akatsuki for the impending event.


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“GRRR! We’re the hell is Kyuubi?! He should have been here a long time ago!” exclaimed an anxious blond.
“Calm down Naruto. I’m sure your brother has sent an escort. So be patient,” chuckled the blond’s tanned foster father.

However, Naruto kept on fidgeting, ignoring his father. It was mid-afternoon and the VMAs would start in just in a couple of hours. GRRRR KYUUBI I’M GONNA KILL YOU IF WE’RE LATE!!!! As the fuming blond began pacing a group of black, suspicious SUVs were approaching in greet speed. Naruto paled as the SUVs abruptly stopped in front of them and a group of buffed men dressed in black clothing and sunglasses came out of the vehicles. “HOLY s**t! IT’S THE GUYS FROM THE MATRIX!”

Oh how Naruto wanted to slap himself for exclaiming out such a stupid random thing. Naruto held onto his father, but the men in black separated the two and dragged them to separate SUVs. Naruto struggled with all his might, but he couldn’t escape the strong men. He was thrown into the vehicle and bonked his head on the leather seats. An icy voice chuckled and Naruto paled. He hesitantly looked up to lock eyes with void, emotionless yet soft obsidian. He gasped as he realized he was kneeling before the beautiful long haired raven, Uchiha Itachi. The raven smirked and softly said, “Long time no see Naru-chan. You wouldn’t mind joining me for a bit would you?”


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What the ********? This isn’t Akatsuki Productions. As the sports car parked in front a big, yet rundown building, Sasuke gave a questioning look at Kakashi who just smirked. Oh s**t…Kakashi got of the sports car and gestured for Sasuke to follow him into the building. The raven shot him a glare, but complied to follow without a fuss. As they drew closer to the building, the smell of smoke and urine overwhelmed Sasuke. He felt the vile taste of vomit infiltrate his mouth. They went around the building, the grim and trash becoming much more abundant. Sasuke looked with disgust at the dump, but his face softened as he saw a pair of children in grimy clothes search through the trash. As the two kids noticed the two men approaching, they cringed with fear in their eyes. To Sasuke, it reminded him much of when he first met Naruto. When Naruto was like an empty vessel, small and frail. It was the same for the two haggard girls, their eyes were void even though they held fear in them. Sasuke walked past an amused Kakashi and kneeled before the two orphans with his hand reaching out to them. The two hesitantly took his hand and were awed when they received a smile form the raven. “What are you’re names?”
One of the children, a small brunette with worn bandages around some parts of her face and neck, replied. “I-I-I am Isaribi. And she is Ageha.”

The bandages girl pointed to the smaller brunette with shaggy hair who smiled shyly. “So where do you live?”

The two girls looked away, their dirty faces expressing that they were homeless. “It seems that you girls have endured much hardship. But it seems that you two need some hope too.”

Sasuke ruffled their hair and looked down at them. “Would you guys like to join me for a special event and meet the two most popular bands right now?”

The two kids gave him a curious look and his smiled widen. “Kakashi, would you ask Kyuubi-san if he can help these two lovely girls to dress up before we leave.”

Kakashi gave Sasuke a questioning look before going into the door leading into the run down building. Sasuke gestured for the two girls to come in. Sasuke and the two girls were dumbstruck when they entered the building. It was a ******** paradise in here! The interior of the building was filled with exotic plants and trees, like a frickin rain forest. I mean ******** macaws and those other ostentatious birds were flying everywhere and there was a lazy a** sloth that almost hit Sasuke with a limp arm. In the way, way back was a tall, artificial water fall which was connected to a large pool that was clear and didn’t fume with that acerbic Clorox smell. Next to the pond was a lone male with long, crimson hair and the creamiest skin one would ever see. The red-head was playing with a couple of kits, one that was almost a blond color while the other was jet black. It reminded Sasuke of Naruto and him when they were younger. The fox-like male looked up at the approaching brunettes, his gold eyes danced with mischief. “Hey,” said the red-head.

“Yo Kyuubi-san. Kyuubi-san let me introduce you to Isaribi and Ageha. Girls this is my friend, Kyuubi no Yoko. He is the lead singer of one the most famous bands, the Bijuu,” said Sasuke as he introduce the red-head and the small girls.

“So what happened to Kakashi?” asked Sasuke as he watched the girls being jumped by the enthusiastic foxes.

Kyuubi chuckled at the sight and turned to Sasuke. “He’s getting some of the female staff to help these children to get clean up. I didn’t know the great Sasuke Uchiha was a generous man with a soft heart for orphans.”

Sasuke snorted at the comment and turned his gaze at the playing kits. “What are you planning?”

Kyuubi innocently smiled at Sasuke. “I don’t know what you’re talking about Sasuke.”

The raven gave Kyuubi a disgruntled look, but the red-head ignored him.

He’s planning something…


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“Naru-chan! Come over here!”
The small blond turned to the direction he heard the call coming from and ran as fast his two little legs would carry him. He soon found himself in a grand room with a lone piano in its core. There waited a small raven that gingerly touched the piano’s digits. As Naruto stared with disbelief, the raven laughed and gestured for the blond to come over. Naruto hesitantly walked over and stood beside the raven. He watched the pale brunette begin playing a piece from the sheets before the two boys. Naruto was engrossed by the soft, slow melody being produced by the huge instrument and swayed with each note played. Sasuke stopped and looked over at the dancing blond. Naruto stopped abruptly and pouted that the other stopped playing.

“You’re so cute Naru-chan,” giggled the raven.

Naruto blushed and pouted more. The raven gestured for the blond to come closer and Naruto reluctantly complied. “Why don’t you try Naru-chan? I already taught you the keys.”

Naruto shook his head and pushed away from the other boy. The raven frowned and started to walk away from the piano. The blond felt a pang of guilt in his chest and began to whimper. He quickly turned to face the piano and began playing the piece that was written before him on the whitest sheets of paper. The tune came out so fluidly and so serene. It came out more beautifully than when the raven first played it. The touch of each key sent a warm sensation through the blond’s fingertips to throughout his nerves in his body. It was addictive. Naruto felt slender arms enwrap his waist and a chin rest on his shoulder. Naruto’s qualm soon disappeared as the raven’s warmth encircled him. He felt happy with the knowledge that the latter was listening attentively, appreciating him. Naruto stopped as he felt a warm kiss upon his whiskered cheeks and he felt all his blood flush his face. He turned to smiling raven and he turned into a brighter red if that was possible. “You play beautifully Naru-chan. I think I’ve fallen more in love with you.”

Naruto looked down at his feet, leaning into the raven. “Hey, what’s the song called?”

“It’s called ‘Wind’…”
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He felt the SUV slowing down to a stop. The blond shifted a bit and nuzzled against a very soft, yet warm…Naruto yelped and leapt off an amused Uchiha heir. Naruto almost forgot he was in the presence of this b*****d, the lead singer of the Akatsuki…Itachi. The blond glared at the much older raven, trying to hide an intrigued look. Damn…He and Sasuke-teme look so much a like…Anyways…why am I here? “So…” began the blond as he fidgeted.
Itachi gave him a curious look and…smiled one of the most beautiful smiles Naruto ever witnessed. I mean there was this bright aura around Itachi. One that was filled with happiness and cordiality. Not his usual auras that were all depressing, icy, and cruel. IT ******** BURNED YOUR EYES! IT WAS EVEN BRIGHTER THAN FUZZY BROW’S! His usually cold obsidian eyes soften and swarmed with love and warmth. Corny ney? And oh my god! HE HAD DIMPLES! I think hell just froze over…he looks around…maybe not.

The blond just stared at awe at the smiling Uchiha. Never did he thought that such a guy who had a stick, no wait a trunk up his a** would be smiling like this…it was…how do you this…JUST ******** CREEPY! Naruto just sat there…like a statue. This made the usually stoic raven nervous. The raven scratched his head nervously and his smile reduced to a sheepish one. “Oi, are you okay jinchuuriki?”

The younger blond just sat there stunned. Itachi sighed and tried to help the much younger male to recover. He tried slapping him, pinching, mooning, throwing water at him, disturbing him but…all efforts were futile. So the pale raven just patiently waited for the blond to recover. A few minutes past, yet the knuckleheaded blond wouldn’t recover. The raven was getting impatient, even though he didn’t show it. Maybe I should…naw he’s Kyuu-koi’s otouto.

Itachi slid to face his fiancé’s brother. He felt the urge to slap the damn goldfish-like expression that was on the blond’s face. But because he was the younger brother of his significant other, Itachi resisted temptation even though he should have. So Itachi cupped the blond’s whiskered cheeks while his other slender hand tilted the blond’s square chin before gently placing his cold, pale lips among the blond’s warm, pink ones. He waited for the younger male to react. 1…2…3…4…5…10 seconds past yet no response. Itachi separated from the blond and smirked. Time for plan B. He chuckled cruelly before straddling the blond’s lap. He reached for the button on the car door to the blond’s par and pressed it. Static was heard from the monitor that was instilled in the driver seat before a tan face was seen. Itachi smirked as he saw the dolphin’s tan face paled a bit before deciding to call for a certain someone. “Iruka-san! Please send for me Shukaku’s jinchuuriki for me. It seems Naruto-chan won’t wake up. He might be a great help to us!”


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Sasuke continued to glare at the red-head. He sighed and turned to the girls. “Girls, this will be your new father from now on.”
All eyes were now on the grinning raven. Kyuubi gaped as the small girls tackled him, calling him…Daddy. Yep daddy. Sasuke chuckled evilly as he saw Kyuubi, the strongest of all the bijuu, being tackled by mere toddlers XD Life was good…well not really. “Kyuubi, this is my present for your engagement. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go help Kakashi.”

With that said, Sasuke went off to join Kakashi as the foxes joined the girls jumping on a passed out Kyuubi.


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Itachi felt the car stopping and smirked. The car opened to reveal a slender, pale red-head with bright aquamarine eyes that were outlined with thick eyeliner. The red-head brought a hand up to his slightly shaggy hair to reveal a tattoo on the left side oh his forehead. Itachi’s smirk widened. “Thanks for coming Gaara-kun. I hope it wasn’t that much of a bother for coming.”
“What is it you want me to do?” said the red-head tersely.

“Ah. Now I remember. I want you…to wake up your fellow jinchuuriki here and be his escort for the VMAs. I don’t really care what happens, but just make sure he has a good time and does not get harmed.”

Gaara set his impassive eyes on the gaping blond. “He looks like those big-mouthed frog purses,” replied Gaara monotonously.

Itachi chuckled. “I know. Just take care of him while I go to join the rest of Akatsuki. I’ll see you till then.”

Itachi got out of the SUV, leaving Naruto in the care of Gaara.

Gaara stared at the gapping blond. Right, he’s supposed to do something to this idiot. He reached down to his pocket and then shoved a fist full of sand down the blond’s throat. Now THAT will get the blond to react…any time now…HOLY s**t THE IDIOT’S SUFFOCATING. Gaara just smacked the suffocating boy’s back with full force. Suddenly, the blond choke up the sand that was thrown down his throat and passed out.

Yeah, THAT definitely worked.

So what else would work…Gaara looked down at the unconscious idiot and studied his features. They weren’t that bad. The blond had high-cheek bones and a square jaw. His golden locks were a bit longer than Gaara’s, losing its spikiness. On each of the idiot’s sun kissed cheeks were three whiskered like marks, giving him a rather exotic look. Gaara smirked at he pulled up the unconscious blond’s shirt, revealing his lean muscles and equally tanned skin.

He traced them, lost in a world called…lust. Gaara, realizing this new found feeling, was tempted to lick and nibble on the idiot’s well defined torso. So he did.


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As Sasuke was returning to join his future brother-in-law, he felt a shiver run down his spine. He looked around, knowing that something wasn’t right. Something was happening to Naruto.
Suddenly a pair of arms enwrapped his waist. “Have you been eating those pills I gave you, Sasu-kun?”

Sasuke smirked and lean into the latter’s touch. “Yes I have...Kabuto.”

He felt the silver-haired medic kiss his pale neck. “So what did the board say?”

Sasuke felt the other smile. “You’ll see love.”


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Gaara loved the moans that were emitting from the blond idiot. It was arousing. He would have gone a little deeper if only the idiot didn’t call out a name. Gaara stopped from his ministrations and lean against the blond. He tilted his head so he could whisper in the idiot’s ear. “Naruto…who is this…Sasuke you speak of?”
Naruto felt a body pressed on him. This body was fondling him, pleasuring him. As the pangs of pleasure were running through his system, he remembered…I’ve been kidnapped by none other than the infamous Uchiha Itachi. Yep, that would wake anyone up. Naruto’s eyes opened wide as he felt a breath caress his ear. He saw a muffle of red, shaggy hair out of the corner of his eye. “N-nani?”

This time the owner of the red-hair lifted his self to face Naruto. Naruto was lost in a pair of aquamarine orbs. “Naruto, who is Sasuke?”

Naruto was lost. One: he was kidnapped by his brother’s rival, the lead singer of the Akatsuki, Itachi.

Two: he passed out.

Three: he was dreaming about…a semi nude Sasuke who was getting a bit too…friendly

Four: A STRANGER JUST HAD TO SEPARATE HIM FROM THE DREAM

Five: HE WAS BEING FONDLED BY THE STRANGER.

Six: WHERE THE HELL WAS ITACHI?

Seven: IRUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

So Naruto did the only thing that came into mind. He yelled…RAPE!!!!!!!!11111 He pushed the startled red-head off him and tried to open the car door. He realized that the car was moving and car door was…locked. Oh s**t.

He turned around to face the red-head and realized that…damn was he hot. The red-head’s skin rivaled the paleness of Sasuke’s. His hair was a bloodier red than Kyuu-nii-chan’s. His aquamarine eyes that were void of any emotion were outlined with thick eyeliner. And damn was that tattoo attractive. Naruto felt he latter’s eyes bore into him and returned a lopsided grin. “Ah sorry about that.”

The red-head shook his head. “Gaara.”

“Nani?”

“I’m Gaara no Subaku.”

“Oh! I’m Uzumaki Naruto.”

The two nodded at each other. “Um…why…were you…um-”

“Cuz I find you attractive,” interrupted Gaara in his monotonous tone.

Naruto couldn’t help but blush. It wasn’t everyday that someone called you…attractive. Especially an impassive red-head that you have just only met. “So where’s Itachi?”

“He left to join his band.”

“Oh.”

“…”

“And you’re here why?”

“To be your consort.”

“Oh.”

“Who is this Sasuke you moaning about?”

s**t. Naruto didn’t realize that he was moaning out the b*****d’s name. Nope he didn’t. Damn was this embarrassing. “Uh…he’s no one. Just an upperclassmen that is a total a**.”

Gaara smirked and slid closer to the blond. “Good cuz I’m planning to make you mine. I don’t want any obstacles to get to you…Naruto,” said the red-head oh so seductively.

Naruto felt Gaara lean into him, his pale lips within inches from his face.


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Itachi smirked. This is certainly getting interesting…Let’s see if you truly belong with my otouto, Naru-chan.

as you wish XD
Well this is the chappy you've all been waiting for! Well not really. XD
The first song is called "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
The second is called "Fer Sure" by Medic Droid. I might have it wrong cuz it's song by Chris Donathon.
So correct me if I'm wrong.
A/N: I do not own Naruto, the songs up above or the VMAs.

The Art of Love

Ep. 9: Troubles and the Surprise Performance

Gaara’s pale hands were sliding down to a very sensitive place. They were getting closer and closer, but were stopped by Naruto’s. “Stop it now! I don’t want this,” warned Naruto.

Gaara smirked before continuing his ministrations. Naruto bit back a moan, but Gaara kept on encouraging him not to stifle it. Gaara leaned towards the blond, moving his face dangerously close to Naruto’s. “But Naru-chan, your body seems to want this.”

His eyes were filled with hunger and lust as he sensually licked Naruto’s bottom lip. He suddenly fisted Naruto’s shaft making the blond gasp. Without warning did Gaara’s tongue plunge into Naruto’s wet caverns. But Naruto had enough. He was no one’s ******** toy, even if this guy was ******** hot. So he bit down Gaara’s tongue, never letting go until it bleed.

Gaara yelped as his tongue was being mutilated. He struggled to get out of Naruto’s grasp. The pale red-head then screamed, signifying he would stop foundling the blond. Naruto let go of Gaara, spitting out his blood. “I ******** TOLD YOU TO STOP!” yelled Naruto.

Gaara huddled in pain as Naruto breathed in heavily. Blood was dripping from Naruto’s mouth, condescending from his chin to his shirt. ********! This is new shirt. Naruto slipped off his shirt and wiped off the red residue from his face. After he finished he glared at the whimpering Gaara. Seeing him in a hurt state instead of his impassive one, Naruto felt a bit guilty. He could have done something instead of biting his tongue like kicking him in the shins, stomach, or balls. And why he didn’t he do that instead? Well blame it on the Kill Bill movie he saw the day before.

Naruto went over to help Gaara clean his pale, handsome face. “Oi teme! Let me help you clean up.”

Gaara hesitantly looked up at Naruto, giving him a glare. Naruto ignored him and tilted the raccoon-like male’s chin up so he could clean it from the blood. Naruto snorted before apologizing softly. Gaara smirked before pulling the blond into a kiss and just as quickly pushed the blond back.

Not only did that make the blond set off, it made Naruto take back his apology. “******** you then a*****e.”

“Want me too?” replied Gaara dully.

Naruto was taken aback. “Hell no!”

Gaara’s smirked widened. “I’ve never met anyone who made me want them. I also never met a person who has the nerve to hurt me like you just did. I’ve never felt physical pain until now and it has been very pleasurable. You just made my mind of making you my consort.”

Now that only confused our poor blond idiot even more. “What the ********?! Doesn’t consort mean companion…like a friend escort kind of thing?!”

Gaara moved even closer toward the blond. “It actually means spouse, Naru-chan. I plan on marking you mine.”

As Gaara began to corner the unfortunate blond, Iruka came on the screen. “Naruto! We’ll be arriving- WTF! WHAT IN KAMI’S NAME ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?”


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Away from his comrades, a lone long-haired raven was dialing on his cell phone. He smirked into the phone has he waited fro the call to connect. A red-haired male picked up the call.
“Hey koi. Naru-chan and Iruka are on their way to the main event. The plan is setting in motion,” said Itachi, not hiding his excitement.

On the other line, Kyuubi grinned as his eyes turned demonically red with mischief. “The duck just met with the helmet as well. Well see you there love.”


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Kyuubi, freed from his jumping offspring, put away his phone as Sasuke and Kabuto entered the room with a group of maids following behind. “Girls, these maids will help you clean and dress up for the main event. Please be polite,” said Kyuubi monotonously.
As the girls went to the maids, Kyuubi looked up to Sasuke and Kabuto. “You’ve found Sasuke. So…”

Sasuke shook his head. “The board has not decided anything yet.”

Kyuubi nodded, obviously putting up a cold front. “So you’ll be accompanying us Kabuto-san?” asked Kyuubi laxly.

The silver-haired medic shook his head as he replied, “No Youko-san. But thank for the invitation and helping me come in to contact with Sasuke.”

Kyuubi nodded as he drifted his gaze from Kabuto. The medic smiled and turned to face Sasuke. “Contact me soon Sasuke.”

Sasuke looked down at the bit smaller medic and placed a chaste kiss on the medic’s lips. “Until then Kabuto.”

Kabuto nodded to Kyuubi who returned the nod. Making sure that the medic left, Kyuubi shot a dirty look at Sasuke. “I never would have thought you two would get back together,” spat Kyuubi as his eyes turned a dangerous blood red.

Sasuke returned the cold glare. “No we haven’t. I need to have a good relationship with Kabuto if I want to take control of Oto. You of all people should know that if we leave the company to the hands of Kabuto, the public and the police will never know of the crimes Oto have committed. And I for one want that company and mafia shut down and the only way I can do that is through Kabuto.”

Kyuubi snorted as he stood up. “Kakashi’s waiting for up front. Go there with the girls. I’ll see there at the VMAs.” With that said, Kyuubi left a flustered raven behind.


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After going to a boutique to get the Naruto and Gaara new outfits for the event, Iruka was scolding them for what he had found them doing on the way to the VMAs after Iruka made up a tale in which why he was driving Itachi’s SUV which no one believed. Naruto tuned Iruka’s babbling and focused on the dream he had during his kidnapping. It’s him again? He seems so familiar…who is he?
“Hey Oji-chan. Do you know the song called ‘Wind’?”

Naruto watched Iruka ponder for a bit and watched the tan male work up a grin. “Yeah I’ve heard of it. It’s a beautiful song. But I don’t remember the composer of it. If I remember correctly, when you were a kid you obsessed over the song and would always play it on Sandaime’s piano when ever we visited him. You seemed very happy whenever you played the song.”

Naruto’s curiosity grew and Iruka mentally slapped himself for telling him something he shouldn’t have. A/N: Remember that Kyuubi didn’t tell Naruto anything that was related to Sasuke, Iruka too follows this example. Naruto leaned forward. “Who…taught me the song Iruka?” asked Naruto.

s**t…he doesn’t call me by my name if it isn’t damn important or he doesn’t trust me…Iruka pretended to think about it and frowned. “I don’t remember. Maybe your brother knows.”

Naruto was about to push Iruka to tell him more but was interrupted by Gaara. “We’re here.”

Naruto, being our favorite blond idiot, jumped to the car window. He frowned when he didn’t see the red carpet, the celebrities, the expensive vehicles, the cameras, and such. “Oji-chan! You’re going the wrong way!” exclaimed Naruto.

Iruka chuckled. “No we aren’t. We are going through the back. We’ll make too much of a scene if we go with your brother.”

“WHAT!?”

“But we’ll sit with them.”

“Oji-chan!”

“We’ll have a nice time.”

“Oji-chan!”

“I can’t wait!”

“OJI-CHAN!”

“WHAT?!”

“I WANT TO GO WITH KYUUBI-NII-CHAN!”

Inserts massive beatings while Gaara is being wildly amused


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It was a silent ride to the VMAs. Kakashi was driving with a big smile under his mask, while the two girls were admiring the scenery as Sasuke just pondered about his favorite blond dobe. Nothing eventful. After parking and going towards the back entrance they came upon an interesting sight: a dolphin beating up a fishcake while a raccoon watched with great amusement. Very interesting. Sasuke and the girls were taken aback by Iruka’s violence, but the interaction between the older male and the blond was funny as ********. When Iruka and the others noticed the arrival of Uchiha and his companions, the violence ceased.
Iruka rushed to Kakashi’s side, both turning flirtatious beings. The girls occupied themselves by poking an unconscious blond while Gaara and Sasuke were making out. Very interesting…TT.TT A/N: The two were very horny so to satisfy their need I just paired them together. Who knows there might be a threesome of more.
After they all got back to there senses, a glaring match ensued between Gaara and Sasuke. Naruto couldn’t help but think there was an attraction between the two cuz one: they were making out a few moments ago and couldn’t help but start groping each other. Two: they like to glare at each other. So it was logical right? But he felt a slight pain in his chest, but he ignored it as the two girls introduced themselves. “Oi Sasuke-teme! Why are they with you?”

The raven turned to Naruto and exhaled. “Their Itachi’s soon to be adopted daughters. I brought them along with me since it would be kind of weird if he brought them along with him self."

Naruto nodded and began playing with the girls when Gaara confronted Sasuke. They stared for awhile before Gaara spoke. “So you’re Sasuke?”

Sasuke raised an eyebrow in response. “So what if I am?”

“Stay away from Naruto. Or do you want to help me rape him?”

Sasuke was surprised by the red-head’s bluntness. He glared at the raccoon-like red-head. “One: he and I go to the same University so we’ll be bound to meet. Two: our brothers are lovers. Three: we made a bet. Four: If you ******** touch him in any way he feels uncomfortable, I’ll ******** cut your balls and shove them down your throat before raping you. Five: Rape him and I’ll ******** make your life hell before even considering killing you.”

Gaara smirked and stepped closer to Sasuke. “So you fancy him?”

Sasuke intensified his glare. “I do. But I won’t chase after him if he doesn’t reciprocate my feelings. If he’s content with his lover, then that’s all I need.”

Gaara pushed even closer to Sasuke, but Sasuke continued. “I’ll only accept Naruto’s lover if he/ she wins his heart. But other than that…don’t lay one dirty finger on him.”

Gaara leaned against Sasuke’s defined body. “I will win his heart, but I’ll consider you if you want to fool around Sasuke.” A/N: He sounds so dirty XD I luv you Gaara X3
Sasuke pushed Gaara back and told his companions to enter. Gaara watched them leave and returned to Naruto’s side. He drifted his gaze to Naruto and was fascinated that Naruto could look so pensive, so serious. Perhaps there is more to Naruto. He noticed that Naruto was intently watching the Uchiha’s moves longingly. Iruka beckoned the two to hurry their pace so they could already take their seats.


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Naruto’s POV
I tried not to notice that Gaara was advancing on Sasuke. I mean seeing them making out when you just awaken from being unconscious was disturbing yet hot…wait well…meh…So I tried to take my mind off of it but this thing in my chest was nagging me. So I kept on taking glimpses of them. Sasuke, being the stoic b*****d he is, was not fazed by Gaara’s advance while Gaara seemed to be enjoying it. That made me a bit happy. I just hope that Gaara didn’t tell Sasuke that I was moaning his name out loud while Gaara was harassing me. Yep. Don’t want him to know.

The girls were cute. They kind of remind me of the pictures of me while I was in the orphanage. I’m glad that they’ll have a family even though it’s the b*****d-like Uchihas. I mean they’ll live with tons of cash!

I knew that Iruka was dating Kakashi for quite sometime now but it’s still disturbing to see your dad flirting with…another guy…who’s the guardian of the b*****d. It seems this night is getting hectic by the minute. I mean I got kidnapped by my brother’s rival who’s the lead singer of the Akatsuki, I got…a…dream of…nm, I was molested by an unknown stranger who Itachi sent as my escort, got my a** kicked by Iruka, watched Sasuke and Gaara make out, them flirting, dad flirting with his boyfriend, and now going to witness the VMAs. My life is...it...I don't know how to describe it.

…I never noticed how those pants make Sasuke look so damn ******** POV
Itachi tuned out all the noise as he and the rest of the Akatsuki arrived on the red carpet. To him, all this was noisy and worthless. So he and the rest of the group were trying to get into the building as fast as they could. Avoiding fangirls/boys, nodding at greeting celebrities, and briefly talking to some hosts. But as they saw the Bijuu approaching, the cloaked Akatsuki ceased all their actions and waited to confront their masked rivals. Itachi caught Kyuubi and they watched the interaction between their bands. “Everything’s ready?” asked Itachi quietly.

Kyuubi nodded as a group of security guards were approaching the feuding bands. As the two bands parted, Kyuubi and his lover brushed against each other before going their seperate ways.


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Naruto's POV
Wait…when did we get to our seats? Never mind. HOLY s**t! It’s…OMFG…THEY’RE HERE…HE JUST TOUCHED ME…excuse me as I oogle the passing celebrities XD

“Oi kit! Seems you’re already here.”

I turned to see my brother and his band approaching. I get up to glomp him and greet the others. I never have gotten use to seeing him wearing a mask as I did with the other bijuu. And don’t you just hate when your older sibling’s friends tease you. I just fell like…O.o “Oi Kyuubi-nii-chan! How do Shukaku and Gaara know each other?”

Kyuubi turned to look my direction. He chuckled, kami I hate his chuckle, and patted my back. “You’re not the only one who’s older brother is a bijuu.”

You expect your brother to tell you these things but no. He doesn’t. He’s there, but it seems like he’s always in the darkest part of your mind and never really there. He’s like the sadistic part of your conscious, you know. Always teasing you yet rarely there to help you out, he’s been around all my life yet it always seemed he hasn’t been there. He keeps you in the shadows even if it isn’t much a big deal. Great! Now I’m in a thinking mood. Meh. This sucks a**.

“And why haven’t you told me this Kyuubi?”

Kyuubi just stared at me blankly. “Guess it never came to me.”

That’s it I just going to sit and sulk, away from Kyuubi and Gaara. So I look around and realize how packed the joint was. Celebrities and their entourage with them every where. You see them interact with other celebrities, them looking all fresh. Kind of makes you feel left out right? There’s a bit of time left before the event actually starts so I go and look around before waving at Iruka as I left.

So to keep my mind from thinking I go admire the celebrities. They don’t notice I’m here so I feel like eavesdropping. “Have you heard that the Akatsuki refuse to play on the same stage as the Bijuu? The Bijuu don’t mind so they’ll play at a different setting. But it’d be much more awesome if they battled it out! But there’s going to be a surprise performance! I can’t wait!”

I don’t give a ******** about them. So I continue walking my mind drifting of to empty air-headed land. So I never noticed where I was going until I hit a broad, tall, dense thing. So I look up and thought my life was over. There stood Kisame of the Akatsuki. If you’ve never met him before thank kami for it. This guy is a walking fish stick with a mouth full of teeth. And to make things worse is that the zombie twins where right behind them. Today’s just my day ain’t it?

“My my my. This little jinchuuriki is lost. How should we help him Hidan?”

The blue-gilled a*****e bent over to look down at me. Stupid giant. The Fabio-zombie looking guy leaned over and smirked. “He looks delicious doesn’t he Kakuzu?

The other zombie looking guy who had stitches everywhere, looked over at me. “He’s Kyuubi’s kid ain’t he? So that means Itachi deals with him.”

The other two scowled at him. But shark-man grabbed my shoulder and smirked. “I don’t think he’ll mind if we screw around with the kid a bit.”

s**t!

“I don’t think Aniki will like that so get your hands off of him Kisame-san,” growled a very familiar voice.

I looked behind the three stooges and was kind of relieved to see the Uchiha there. And by Uchiha I mean Sasuke-teme. Kisame removed his grasp and followed the zombie duo away before saying, “We just wanted to have some fun.

Sasuke glared at him and then approached me. “You alright dobe?”

Damn how I hate this b*****d. “My name is not dobe, teme. My name is Naruto. Memorize it. And thanks for helping me out.”

Seriously I don’t have a problem thanking people but this guy is an exception. So he smirks and turns away to show that…cough. I start to turn away but the b*****d calls me.

“Moron, join me.”

Wha?

“Hurry up usuratonkachi or you’ll get lost.”

“Shut it teme! I’m coming.”

Maybe things won’t turn out so bad if I’m around Sasuke.

The teme leads me to a row with very few seats. I give him a look and he smirks. “No dobe, I won’t rape you. Kakashi and the girls went to greet Itachi.”

Ey that’s good enough. So I seat down at the end of the row while Sasuke sits beside me. Have I ever told you how familiar this teme feels? I guess not. Since the first time we’ve met, I always have this weird tingly sensation that goes through out my body. You think that I’m crushing on him but that’s not the case. I mean the way he smirks, the way he expresses himself, how he calls me, everything about him seems familiar! I thought that I knew him before the accident, but Sasuke didn’t recall who I was when we first met. So maybe we met in a previous life or something. Cheesy ney? But I know we’ve met or else I wouldn’t feel this way! I mean just sitting here with him next to me makes me feel safe and comfortable. There’s something about him! I know that! It’s like I know him yet I’ve never meet him before. Maybe I’ll just ask the teme.

“Teme, have we met before?”

I turn to face the b*****d and he gives me that eyebrow look. “What do you mean dobe?”

I just let the insult slide for now. “Have we met before? Did we go to the same elementary school or something?”

For a moment I saw some emotion within those dark eyes of his, but just as fast did it go away. “Why do you ask dobe?”

Damn it he didn’t answer my question! “Teme answer the-”

“Nice seeing you again Naruto-kun.”

Why does this scarecrow have to come at this inconvenient time! I glare at him and he innocently grins that damn ******** grin under his damn mask. You might think I like my dad’ lover but I hate his ******** guts. I know there are a few good points about him but that doesn’t mean I like him. “Same here Kakashi-sensei.”

Don’t ask.

“NARUTO-OTOOJI!”

I notice the approaching girls. Damn there’s so adorable. “Hey girls! So what do you think of your new father?”

The two grin. “He’s a handsome b*****d!”

Wow. Sasuke sighs and kneels before the girls. “Now girls. That’s not a nice thing to say. From now on I don’t want to hear one foul word from those pretty mouths. Now say it again but politely this time.”

Wow this is a new side of the teme I’ve never seen. I look at the girls and they look down shyly. “Oto-san seems to be a very good man. He’s handsome too.”

Sasuke gives them a little smile before patting their heads. “Now sit down. It’s about to begin.”

I guess Sasuke isn’t the b*****d I thought he was. He kind of reminds me of the kid in my dreams.

The first half of the event went pretty fast in my opinion. It was awesome and the performances were good. The Akatsuki was the opening act. True to their word, the Akatsuki and the Bijuu performed at different times but the Bijuu won more awards then they did fro now anyways. Not that I’m complaining. I notice that the lights are dimming to the stadium darker. So this must be the infamous surprise performance.


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Normal POV
The audience was at the edge of their seats, waiting for the impending performance. The spotlight turned on revealing the stage. On the center was a four poster bed and behind it was a staircase leading to nowhere. Dun dun. Dun dun. A group of girls in black playboy bunny suits with a canes and hats were walking down with the dun dun. As they went to their positions around the bed and began swaying their hips as they set down their canes. A seducing laugh rang throughout the stage as a raven who wore black high-heel boots that reached to the knees, fishnet stockings, black panties, a white corset with black linings, a furry vest with a high collar that reach no more than the waist, and black open-finger gloves was seen on top of the staircase. The raven’s hair was pulled back in a tight bun and wore make up that really accentuated his face. Yes, the raven was a male. And not any male…but Uchiha Itachi. He began swaying his hips, just like the playboy bunny females. As he began walking down the stairs, he began to sing.

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

He kicked up and began moving more sensually.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

As he touched the stage, Itachi and the girls were moving chorographically.

He began moving towards the bed while dancing along with the women.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

He finally arrived to the bed and began crawling on it.

He began moving even more sensually like he was touching himself.

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

The women threw away their canes and jumped on to the bed and began touching the singing raven sensually.

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

They collapsed as another seductively chuckled. On another stage a couple of drag queens were talking to each other as a giant laptop was set in front of them. Suddenly they part to reveal a long-haired red-head male, who wasn’t in drag but in smexy apparel (you can imagine what he’s wearing), who walked up to the computer and started to type something. As he typed, he spoke the words out loud as he acted along girly.

Hey boo how are you?

Oh my god, I miss you so much

How’d you been?

We should hang out sometime

Myspace me fer sure

The red-head sits down with the drag queens as the laptop is carried out. A dark-skinned one who wore an ice-blue colored wig sat down next to him as a female, dressed like a guy, walked past them. The red-head and the rest of the ‘girls’ made faces.

What the ********

You can so totally see

His ******** tracks

Oh my kami

The blue-head flicked his wrist.

I know what the ********

I mean did he draw his eyebrows

On with a ******** sharpie

The red-head nodded.

I know ******** asses is that

The red-head jumped up as the fast beats were heard. The stage all of a sudden becomes to resemble a night club as the drag queens went to dance on the poles while there were half-naked smexy bishies dancing in suspending cages.

This is ******** Kyuubi no Kitsune

Don’t get mad Uchiha Itachi

Cause I made you snort a lot

Of my c**

While I ******** you in the a**

Kyuubi pushed one of the drag-queens off a pole and climbs on it as Itachi, from the other stage, comes with stiletto heels and joins the other drag queens while crying out loud:

Fer sure maybe

Fer sure not

Fer sure eh

Fer sure bomb

Kyuubi begins moving with the fast beat.

Pulled up at a stop light

Did drugs in the dashboard

Look at the mess we made tonight

Kick off your stilettos (oh yeah)

Kick off your stilettos

And ******** me in the backseat

Fa-fa-fa <******** me in the backseat

As he sung the last verse he moved demonstrably along with the lyrics (hint hint) as the drag queens and bishies were kicking their feet while moving their bodies oh so seductively.

You’re always falling in disguise

And always quick to compromise

Kick off your stilettos (oh yeah)

Kick off your stilettos

And ******** me in the backseat

Fa-fa-fa <******** me in the backseat

Tables appeared beneath the dancing men with women moving along while throwing out cash. Itachi undoes his hair bun and does that Charlie’s Angel hair wave.

Fer sure maybe

Fer sure not

Fer sure eh

Fer sure bomb-b-b

This is the end of what we planned

(Of what we planned)

And now

Orbs that contained those lightning like static in them appeared behind the dancing performers, giving it more of the night club look. Now choreographer dancers came on stage and began shaking their things along with the beat as Kyuubi came down from the pole to join the dancers.

We’re not falling in love

We’re just falling apart

(so girl let’s dance the night away)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(Just let your body go)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(I wanna see your panties drop girl now)

The women and drag queens take off their panties and throw them to the crowd while Itachi throws his to Kyuubi. Kyuubi throws it through a window off stage.

All this time is wasted

Pretending we’re in love

But that’s alright cause

You know…

I love being with you

and seeing you cry

So don’t let go-o-o

Well don’t let go, no-o

Don’t let go-

Itachi removes his collared vest and throws it to the crowd.

Fer sure maybe

Fer sure not

Fer sure eh

Fer sure bomb

Kyuubi and the dancers move into the crowd while the other males were doing more suggestive dancing.

Pulled up at a stop light

Did drugs in the dashboard

Look at the mess we made tonight

Kick off your stilettos (oh yeah)

Kick off your stilettos

And ******** me in the backseat

Fa-fa-fa <******** me in the backseat

You’re always falling in disguise

And always quick to compromise

Kick off your stilettos (oh yeah)

Kick off your stilettos

And ******** me in the backseat

Fa-fa-fa <******** me in the backseat

Soon a group of very outgoing celebrities went on stage with drag-queen escorts and were lapped danced. Itachi and the rest of the drag queens jumped off the poles which were being sucked down into the stage.

Fer sure maybe

Fer sure not

Fer sure eh

Fer sure bomb-b-b

This is the end of what we planned

(Of what we planned)

And now

Itachi and the drag queens did a bit more suggestive dancing on stage as the other dancers with Kyuubi jumped with the crowd.

We’re not falling in love

We’re just falling apart

(so girl let’s dance the night away)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(Just let your body go)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(I wanna see your panties drop girl now)

Kyuubi and his dancers start to go back on stage. The drag queens disperse as a giant screen comes up.

All this time is wasted

Pretending we’re in love

But that’s alright cause

You know…

I love being with you

and seeing you cry

So don’t let go-o-o

Well don’t let go, no-o

Don’t let go-

Kyuubi’s dancers give Kyuubi a keyboard. Kyuubi says words out loud as he’s typing.

The dancers dance robotically as he types.

No jkjkjk lololol

I heart your ******** makeup

Oh my god I love you hair

Is that a new tattoo?

Did that piercing ******** hurt?

No jkjkjk lololol

Kyuubi throws the keyboard off stage. Kyuubi and the dancers along with the drag queens dance to the song.

We’re not falling in love

We’re just falling apart

(so girl let’s dance the night away)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(Just let your body go)

This is how the beat drops

This is how the beat drops

(I wanna see your panties drop girl now)

Kyuubi and Itachi partner up as the dancers pair up with the other dancers. Their dancing complements lyrics.

All this time is wasted

Pretending we’re in love

But that’s alright cause

You know…

I love being with you

and seeing you cry

So don’t let go-o-o

(All this time is wasted)

Well don’t let go, no-o

(Pretending we’re in love)

But that’s alright cause

You know…

I love being with you

and seeing you cry

But that’s alright.

Kyuubi and Itachi make out as the dancers and drag queens feel each other out. Kyuubi and Itachi run to the other stage and land on the four poster bed. Kyuubi puts confetti on Itachi’s back. Itachi looks up at Kyuubi and starts with.

You got ******** j**z on my back

Where’d you throw my panties?

Itachi gets up from Kyuubi and looks around. Kyuubi flicks his red-hair back.

I threw them out the window b***h

Shut the ******** up

Kyuubi pulls Itachi into his chest and they make out.