NiAlBu
I'm sorry.
I could've gotten not hurt, but I think I would have killed him.
I had the big pole and I was all "GRRRR!!!" and he was coming at me.
I could've stabbed him in the torso with it then, but I didn't, because I thought it might kill him.
Then he broke my left arm and I decided I should end it very quickly, so I stabbed him through the shoulder.
then he thought he might die, and the fight ended.
Hm...
self defense.
When he's 5 feet away.
Bring up your left leg.
Thrust it out towards the groin with full force.
Then whack him with the pole.
diagnally down towards his neck.
Should break his collar bone.
And he'll be at least temporarily crippled from the kick.
If he's still conscious, A) kick his knee, or B) stab his thigh.
Then, stomp on the back of his neck or his chest.
Whichever one is facing upwards.
If he's still conscious, A) stomp on his groin (if facing down), B) stab his other thigh, or C) Kick him in the chest (if facing up).
Then, get some police.
Unless you're in a communist country.
Then, just run and steal a bike and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
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