January 20 - February 18
"Mama Was a Spy; Daddy Was a Psychopath"
Element: Air. Aquarius Air is electrically charged and unpredictable. You know the storm is coming; you just aren't sure when or with what force.
Quality: Fixed. Aquarius is the human version of the tornado that carried Dorothy to Oz.
Symbol: The Water Bearer. Deluge. Flood. Pour-forth.
Ruler: Uranus, the god of abrupt change, and Saturn, the god of repression and status quo.
Favourite Pastime: Getting in someone's face.
Favourite Book: Channeling Dead House Pets for Fun and Profit.
Role Model: Goldfinger.
Dream Job: Head borg.
Key Phrase: "Resistance is futile."
Body Part: Ankles, permentently twisted from spinning on their heels and marching out of the room.
Quote:
Start the day with a smile, and get it over with. ~ W. C. Fields (January 29)
Quote:
You have your titular recognition. I'll take money and power. ~ Helen Gurley Brown (February 18 )
Quote:
"I'm Aquarius - destined for greatness, or madness." ~ Hair (a rock opera)
Quote:
"I'm crazy, you're crazy, we're all crazy." ~ Alice Cooper (February 4)
Quote:
I have not failed. I've just found ten thousand ways it won't work. ~ Thomas Edison (February 11)
