October 23 - November 21
"Let the Games Begin"
Element: Water. Scorpio Water is a bottomless, roiling paradox. Fall in without protective armor and you'll come out a skeleton.
Quality: Fixed. Scorpios never forget, forgive, or let go.
Symbol: Scorpion. Just as its crusty little namesake, the human version will destroy itself trying to get revenge.
Ruler: Pluto and mars. Suspicious hothead. compulsive-obsessive two-timer.
Favourite Pastime: Plotting their next move.
Favourite Book: The Klingon Guide to Mercy.
Role Model: The Masked Avenger.
Dream Job: Judge, jury, and lord high executioner.
Key Phrase: "I'll get you for that."
Body Part: Sex organs. Terminal case of the seven-year itch. Scratches frequently.
Quote:
If only I had a little humility, I would be perfect. ~ Ted Turner (November 19)
Quote:
I'm tired of all these wussy guys, wringing their hands. ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton (October 26)
Quote:
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. ~ Ruth Gordon (October 30)
Quote:
Speak softly and carry a big stick. ~ Theodore Roosevelt (October 27)
Quote:
I have no responsibility to be politically correct. ~ Demi Moore (November 11)
