September 23 - October 22
"Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall"
Element: Air. Libra Air produces a constant droning in your ears. Libra's idea of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped within a beehive.
Quality: Cardinal. Libra is a boss backbiter, belittler, and bimbo.
Symbol: The Scales. Off-balance. Permenently tipped in Libra's favour. Swings both ways.
Ruler: Venus, goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings.
Favourite Pastime: Smirking.
Favourite Book: How to Marry Yourself.
Role Model: Barbie/Ken.
Dream Job: Devil's advocate.
Key Phrase: "On the other hand ..."
Body Part: Kidneys, full of gravel from the teeth they grind at night to compensate for all that phony smiling during the day.
Quote:
I can resist anything ... except temptation. ~ Oscar Wilde (October 16)
Quote:
Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery. ~ Beverly Johnson (October 13)
Quote:
Forget what you need and only think about what you desire. ~ Donna Karan (October 2)
Quote:
It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout. ~ Cheryl Tiegs (September 27)
Quote:
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. ~ Gore Vidal (October 3)
