June 21 - July 22
"Step Into My Parlour"
Element: Water. Cancer Water slogs through shifting quicksand. You think you are strolling the sunniest of beaches. Soon, you are clawing your way out of a life-sucking black hole.
Quality: Cardinal. Cancer's leadership qualities are confined to head emotional manipulator.
Symbol: The Crab. Crabby. Furitive. Reclusive. Brittle.
Ruler: The Moon. Shadowy character. Behind-the-scene manuevers. Looney bird. Lunatic.
Favourite Pastime: Whining.
Favourite Book: The Martyr's Handbook.
Role Model: Eeyore.
Dream Job: Professional victim.
Key Phrase: "After all I've done for you."
Body Part: Breasts, permenently chaffed from the hair shirt.
Quote:
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~ Hunter S. Thompson (July 18 )
Quote:
I understand my people better than anyone. I study them all the time and even conduct experiments. ~ Imelda Marcos (July 2)
Quote:
All our final resolutions are made in a state of mind which is not going to last. ~ Marcel Proust (July 10)
Quote:
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~ Phyllis Diller (July 17)
Quote:
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. ~ Gerald Ford (July 14)
