April 20- May 20
"What's Mine Is Mine, What's Yours Is Mine"
Element: Earth. Taurus Earth is like a swamp filled with ancient trees covered in moss. Maneuvering through this bog feels like a dream in which you try to walk but get nowhere.
Quality: Fixed. Taurus is the original immovable object.
Symbol: The Bull. Bullish. Bullheaded. Raging bull. Full of bull.
Ruler: Venus, the goddess of lust, jealousy, and hedonism.
Favourite Pastime: Passing judgments over dinner.
Favourite Book: The Gluttonous Gourmet.
Role Model: Uncle Scrooge.
Dream Job: Hanging judge.
Key Phrase: "Why do you make me hurt you?"
Body Part: The throat, usually sore from bellowing.
Quote:
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is "What does a woman want?" ~ Sigmund Freud (May 6)
Quote:
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, then marry him. ~ Cher (May 20)
Quote:
Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1. ~ Anonymous
Quote:
Bilbo's cousins the Sackville-Bagginses were, in fact, busy measuring his rooms ... Bilbo was "presumed dead," and not everybody that said so was sorry to find the presumption wrong. ~ The Hobbit
Quote:
The King was in his counting house,
Counting out his money. ~ nursery rhyme
Counting out his money. ~ nursery rhyme
