March 21 - April 19
"Mommie Dearest Meets Peck's Bad Boy"
Element: Fire. Aries is the dragon that lays waste to the countryside, then falls asleep, satisfied that it's burned a few small towns.
Quality: Cardinal. The only thing that an Aries is qualified to lead is a chorus of kindergartners singing the Barney song.
Symbol: The Ram. Battering ram. Ram it to you. Butt-headed.
Ruler: Mars, the god of war and barroom brawls.
Favourite Pastime: Shooting first and asking questions later.
Favourite Book: the self-published Journal of Personal Wisdom.
Role Model: Yosemite Sam.
Dream Job: Sex therapist.
Key Phrase: "Are you talking to me?"
Body Part: The head, chronically aching from running into all those brick walls.
Quote:
Arrogant. Pompous. Vain. Cruel. Verbose. Show-off. I've been called all of these. Of course, I am. ~ Howard Cosell (March 25)
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I've been uncompromising, peppery, intractable, monomaniacal, tactless, volatile, and oft times disagreeable. ~ Bette Davis (April 5)
Quote:
It's not the earth the meek inherit; it's the dirt. ~ Camelot
Quote:
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better ~ song title
Quote:
I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative. ~ Richard Hatch (April cool , Survivor 2000
