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Fuzzy Necromancer

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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:57 pm

Here's how it goes:

We start with an imagined title for a fantasy, scifi, or horror movie. Somebody pitches an idea for a movie based on that title, then they make up their own title, and the next one makes it into a movie idea.

It was all inspired by this following chat:

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Make up a horror movie based on this title
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
then give me a title to work with
I voted! Do me! says:
kay
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
The Castle of Dr. Lipwig
I voted! Do me! says:
a group of plucky America teenagers are camping in the black forrest of Germany. A sudden firestorm ruins their fun and they rush to the nearest bulding! The Castle of Dr. Lipwig!
I voted! Do me! says:
Lipwig was an unorthox German biologist who pioneered gentic exepermints both as sex slaves and killing machines. After the government cut his funding due to his alcoholism and the poor quality of his work he used his own creatues as slaves untill they one day revolted on him. Now Targot most cruel of the superclones plans to use Lipwigs biolgical research to wip the Earth.
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Can our plucky teen heroes stop him?...no. But your going to watch anyway, sucker.
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
XD
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
Okay
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
you through something at me
I voted! Do me! says:
Purple Blood on the Cold Snow
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
oooh, good one
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The year is 2014.
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Bizzare ritual murders and religious persecution have been on the rise, along with trading in certain illegal hallucogens
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
The north american contentent is plagued by some bizzare weather patterns
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including a snowstorm in washington
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as anyone knows, if it snows, or looks like it might snow, or somebody is selling snow cones, in washington, the entire city shuts down.
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A group of authoritarian cultists have been enacting a series of rituals to culminate in the summoning of a powerful entity with psychic powers and a subconcious emination designed to repress free will and fill humans with an extreme suggestive state
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At the climax of the ritual, the circle is disturbed, and the Entity is brought forth partially uncontrolled and wounded by the process
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
most notable is the creature's blood, which is chemically attractive to mammal life and addictive
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it stimulates a strange physical transformation and a psychologically receptive state, turning scatterings of children, pets, and deranged homeless people into scaly horned obedient zombies
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
Most of all, the beast feeds on heat
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and after the thaw, washington is due for a heat wave
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
it's a race against the seasons
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As a fat fun-loving lesbian and her timid archery enthusiast gay male friend face the horror that makes
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
PURPLE BLOOD ON THE SNOW
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
^_^
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What do you think?
I voted! Do me! says:
very good
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
I'm quite proud of it.
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
I think I'll write it down.
I voted! Do me! says:
much more orginal then my salute to sci-fi camp
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
Sokay if I copy the log of this and use it as an example in my thread?
I voted! Do me! says:
sure

First title:

Blue Harvest

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:36 pm

I am goning to violate your rules by going to forgein drama.

Blue Harvest is the story of poor French peasent famliy during the late 1400's. The story is mostly focused on the famliy patriarch Joelbert and his quest to keep his famliy from starving during Europe's "mini ice age." As the movie progress Joelbert grows increaslying more critical of feudal and reglious insitutions, this trend continunes until the movie's climax were he burns down the local chapel. The problem with this plot is that Joelbert is is given the mindset by the writer of a 19th century Marxist. But at the same time Joelbert is not a totally enlighted hero figure as can be seen by his physical abuse of his daughters. Blue Harvest is an inresting movie for covering a period of history often ignored, but the movie suffers from lack of clear message or even a totally accurature portyal of that era.

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Fuzzy Necromancer

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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:47 pm

It reads like a true review. ^_^ I like.

However, Steve, you violated another rule, which is that after posting your idea, you have to post a title for the next person to work with.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:50 pm

alright hmmmmm alright I am game

Next title is:
Me, You, and Badiou

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:29 am

Me, You, and Badiou is a brave attempt to combine politics, comedy, and monster horror.

Something is boiling in the sewers of France, and it's not the dead rats or discarded cheese wax. An influential member of the french government has been selling nuclear weapons to the Republic of Congo, and Alain Badiou has been feeling the body heat of several thousand acusatory fingers. The story darts between following Badiou in his attempts to defend his ideology without implicating himself in the scandal (and maintains a suspenseful ambiguity as to whether or not the left wing philosopher is really to blame), the struggles of a disadvantaged and persecuted arab immigrant man with the misfortune to be named "Osama Hussein", and the dissappointing cultural experience of Infidelity Shmidt, an overweight student abroad from Sarah Lawrence college.

A sharp transition shot gives us a first-hand look at one of the arms deals, with some veiled hints about the identity of the traitor. Things turn awry, however, when the seller, already a little tipsy with merlot and weakened by indigestion, is drugged and beaten to death with a rod of enriched uranium. As radiation enters the dying man's nerve stem, strange chemical reactions occur, and rare fungal and bacterial cultures from cheese lodged in his teeth begin an unwholesome symbiotic relationship that yeilds monsterous fruit.

Back above-ground, Monsier Badiou tries to improve his standing and ease off the political heat by installing the ceremonial silver metal washer on the water and DWV piping of a community housing project. At the same moment, Osama tries to make some spare francs by fixing the feed lines for somebody's washing machine, and Infidelity tries to find the source of that incessant dripping in her overpriced hotel room.

At the same moment, each of these unfortunate souls feel a paralyzing shock as cold wet hyphae burst from the pipes and wrap around their bodies, and they find themselves spirited away to the sewers of Paris.

Leftist, immigrant, and american must turn to each other to fight their way out of the subterranian kingdom of monsters. The hellspawned brain-like floating fungoids are armed with alcoholic breath blasts, bioelectric current, and telepathic powers strong enough to pick up liberal thoughts from 144 metres away.

This ragtag team will have to rely on each other to sneak and fight their way out of the yeasty nightmare while struggling to think "right". Will they find success, life, and a little love, or will Paris be plunged into a happily hammered dystopia by their new brain-rot overlords? The answer is in the hands of me, of you, and of Badiou.

Troll 6: This time it's about trolls.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:05 pm

Troll 6: This time it's about trolls is quite possibly this year's greatest sleeper film. After the wildly panned and highly symbolic Troll 5: Sins of the Father, many Troll fans have been calling for a 'back to basics' film. A superfical glaze at this movie and it is exactly what it promises, rural Neveda town is besieged by an army of Trolls.

What makes Trolls intresting is not the Trolls. But what is intresting is the charcther delevopment which is seemless attachted (This is espcially true of Jessica's romance with Kyle). Unlike Trolls 5 that presents the Trolls as symbols of insecurity and doubt in people's lives, in Trolls 6 a troll is is simply a troll.

Critics of this movie have called it a 'modernist travesty' and that is 'sacfrices meaning for some superifical notion of realism'. But I disagree. Trolls 6 is a powerful story about ordinary people faced with extraoridnary situation.

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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:31 pm

Steve, you're awesome. I love you. You speak with what the voice of the nation would be if the nation had better education and was just a little more snide.

That said, you still forgot to contribute another title.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:42 pm

Fuzzy Necromancer

Steve, you're awesome. I love you. You speak with what the voice of the nation would be if the nation had better education and was just a little more snide.

That said, you still forgot to contribute another title.

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