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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:39 pm
And asks "What's the difference between a Holocaust victim and a pizza"
to the Jewish churro maker.
What is the outcome?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:08 pm
I dunno
Is the pizza a German Sheppard?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:38 pm
Tommy the Cat I dunno Is the pizza a German Sheppard?
The answer is that the pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven, and the churro maker has duck for dinner.
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:38 am
lol
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "Got any bread?"
The Barman replies "No"
The Duck hesititates, then asks again "Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask for bread one more time I'm going to nail your beak to the bar" Replies the barman.
The Duck pauses then asks "Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:21 am
That reminds me of my friend's bad joke:
"What's good on a pizza but bad on a v****a?"
The answer supposedly being 'a crust', which is understandable, but I think the joke falls flat since vaginas don't go well with tomato and mozzarella either.
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