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[All chars to make it to the end, AKA save the handmaiden and get back to the king get 3000 gold/fanart depending on how many of you there are.]
The Smartest
Who are you? Caecilia Zurhorst
When were you born? 25 Years Ago
What are you? "A brilliant and attractive, available, woman… or a necromancer and scientist, if you prefer to be boring."
What are you the estest at? "Why, I am the smartest woman in all the lands…"
Why are you answering the King? "You should be honored that I agreed to come, but if you must know, it was merely the tedium of life."
What the hell do you look like? "I, Caecilia Zurhorst of Sac, am the most beautiful woman in the world --- what do you mean I'm not gorgeous? I'm six foot, five inches little woman, I can crush you like a bug... wait, this is about me, not your insect-like features. As the little ant was saying, I'll admit I am pale... pale as death, one may say - but my measurements make up for that. Call me Aryan, if you want, but I'm much better, both intellectually and physically, then you are."
Where are you from? "Weren’t you listening to me? I am born and raised in the King’s lands… honestly…"
How are you doing? "Oh, do shove off. I don't see how any of this is your buisness..."
The Eduranestnessest. (most endurance)
Who are you? Pyro Amedaus
When were you born: I think twenty seven years ago. I'm fairly sure. Almost positive.
What are you: Well... mostly dragon. My ma raped a dragon. I had complicated childhood. I have WINGS. WHOOSH! I'm also a friend with fire. We met randomly, I fed it wood, it warmed me we had a magical relationship. Then the rain killed it. Then i found he lives in matches, all of them at once. Like Jesus. Oh wait.
What are you the estest at? Well, I have endurance up the wazoo. I can fly for days, stay awake for days, run for miles, but I'm not very fast. When I'm done though I crash like the Hiendburg.
Why are you answering the King: I want food. I'm hungry. I also am fond of gold. Very fond.
What the hell do you look like? Pyro, only imagine with more red.
Where are you from: Down south at the country edge, right where it meets the country that looks suspiciously like Iowa.
How are you doing?: I'm good, thanks. Kind of tired from the flight, Do you have any steak? The Richest
Who are you? Dartanion Smith
What are you? Human, raised by dragons (it's a long story)
When were you born: Nineteen years ago, On a Tuesday. It was drizzling, and some smog.
The estest: the richest, but not because I try to be, it just kind of happen. Gold just sort of started crawling to my molten horde and jumped in like 'whoo part-eh!' Gold des whatever he wanted because he's nice to the poor Au, since he doesn't just pass it around like it's yesturday's use. he considers the gold
feelings.
Why are you answering the King: He's giving a gold reward and he wants to save it. I have other friends too they're just not so shiney and needy and c'mon it can't even fight back.
What the hell do you like? Pretty much, i need to have the hair swish, because it's mandatory. Kind of a sandy blondish color hair, like not like the most attractive, because that would be the attractiest, but he's not ugly either. He's kind of like "hey I can blend in very easily" He's about 6 feet tall average build, uhhh realy likes the colors brown, green and flashy red scarves, but not WITH the color green. He likes white too. Yeah. he also has a cape that he uses to make flahsy entrances for no readily apaprent reason, he just likes flashy entrances. if I was a ninja I'd have the whole smoke bomb effect, only the power to kill people at fourty paces if it so please the GM ::bows::. And if I could it would still be for not readily apparent reason, I'd take the gold from somebody necklace and the stone in the middle causes them to hit their toe and they'd fall and hit their heads on some conviently placed rock. or bran muffin, 'cause those things can be really hard. Yeah.
Where are you from: A cave that's over the river and through the woods from here. Dragons have terrible directions. "Hang a right at the burning village and go from there."
How are you? I'm good, I have this sinus infection right now ::sniff: I'm...I'm very well, and yourself?
The Sneakiest
Who are you? Shyl Ar'et
When were you born? 46363104000 seconds ago. And counting.
What are you? Pointy eared non human.
What are you the estest at? Sneakingestly.
Why are you answering the King? GOLD. SHINEY THINGS.
What the hell do you look like?
With more pointy ears.Where are you from? Some hidden country named Ala Ska.
How are you doing? Lacking in the shiny catagory, which makes me unhappy.
The Sanest
Who are you? Arlin Lockhart
When were you born About twenty-two years, six months, three days, four hours, thirty-seven minutes and fifty-eight-no, nine seconds ago. Would you like that in nano-seconds?
What are you? Lets see now...I've got two arms, two legs, a torso with a lovely set of mammary glands, a neck connecting to a head....Hmmm...I must be a duck! /sarcasm No, really, I'm human.
What are you the estest at? Why...why did I have to be born the sanest in this godforsaken land?! Whhhhhhhhhy?!
Why are you answering the King? Because my barmy mother made me.
What the hell do you look like? According to one of my stalkers, "Pleasantly plump hourglass figure, standing at 5'5" with bright green eyes and long black hair reaching her buttocks." I'm actually 5'5" and a half. And if you really need to know what I'm wearing right now, I'll punch your lights out, you perv.
Where are you from? Down the street and straight on till morning.
How are you doing? Wondering why god put me on this world...probably to suffer some horrible transgression in my past. I was probably a lawyer...
The Artsyestnessestifiedness (Emoest)
Who are you? Luna Iliir is my name in this world. Maybe you'll learn my other when you reach enlightenment.
When were you born? Time is a construct of society. (Seventeen years ago yesterday)
What are you? Faeyrie
What are you the estest at? Artsiest (emoest?) My scintillating artistic spirit sings forth with a siren song that will surely never be silenced!
Why are you answering the King? When the whispers of the weeping wind told me of his plight, I knew in my soul that I was fated to answer the call.
What the hell do you look like? this
Where are you from? The air, the water, the sweet Mother Earth. (Born three blocks from here in the charity hospice)
How are you doing? My lower chakras are out of alignment, but aside from that I'm alright.
Who is he? The King Georff.