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| Offer to drink the potion! (Hey, what is the worst that could happen?) |
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| Wait to see if anyone is actually stupid enough to drink the potion! (Hey, you just cannot beat free entertainment) |
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| Incite a mob riot and kill everyone in the chaos! (Hey, you have been on your best behaviour since the hospital incident but you are only human) |
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| Lose all faith in humanity and head for the bars to get drunk out of your mind! (Hey, Hey) |
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| I already voted or just do not care to read all those silly boring words yet! |
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 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:55 pm
As you approach the crowd a few onlookers turn to briefly glare at you, oddly no one seems to notice the five-headed purple giraffe you are travelling with. The knight adjusts his over-sized armour and polishes off some dust. He takes a small leather bag from his side and withdraws a dark black potion. He holds it up for all to see and begins to speak...
"I, Sir Meddlehed the Valiant, have travelled all across the lands twice-over to be able to bring you good noble people this important life-changing news." He pauses for dramatic effect.
"I bring potions forged by pixies in The Forest of Doom seeking to swing the tide against mankinds greatest trial since the creation of mankind itself... That's right folks, for a low one-time fee of 2999 gold pieces you can be the proud owner of your very own gender transformation potion!"
The mob begins to shout curses at the knight and look on in disgust, protest and disbelief.
"No no, don't be angry! It really works, immediately and effectively too! I'll prove it, I just need a volunteer..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:15 pm
Lose all faith in humanity! Hey, hey!
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:11 pm
i voted for
Wait to see if anyone is actually stupid enough to drink the potion! (Hey, you just cannot beat free entertainment)
lol.. um.. because i'm sadistic like that at times. xp
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:50 am
Option 1! Finding out first-hand how deadly the potion is could prove useful in the future. ; )
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:15 pm
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! wHEE!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:02 am
DRINK IT BABY MMMMMMMMMMM p***s here i come!!!!!! or are we a man?
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:29 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:24 am
Free entertainment hoorah!! 3nodding
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