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 Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:39 pm
I forget what the game was called but I played it in another guild (which I quit after joining this soooo much better one). The object of the game is to take someone's wish and make up a way it could go horribly wrong. For example: Person Two Granted. But one day you fly too high and the sun melts you like wax! I wish I could be rich. person three Granted. But mysterious ninjas jump out of the shadows claiming you have stolen their treasure and cut you with their hook hands. And no, they weren't pirates, they were ninjas! pirate It's all for good fun so don't be offended or anything. If you are easily offended, please don't play. This is just for funsies. Since I started the game, I have to go first. I wish that I had millions of Gaia gold to buy lotsa pretty art work. Now someone ruin my wish. ^_^
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:27 pm
Wish granted! *poof!* But oh no! The mods have accused you of profitting from glitch gold and they delete your account! domokun domokun domokun Muahahahaha!
*aherm*
I wish I could remember how to knit. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:04 am
*claps hands*
WISH GRANTED!
But OH NO!
Now you can't stop knitting and your fingers go black and fall off O:
I wish I had some tuna...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:49 am
Granted!
But while your eating your tuna you hear a knock at the door. You go to see who it is but all that is there is a basket of adorable beautiful friendly kittens. But suddenly they see your tuna and attack! There are kittens everywhere because a whole gang of kittens come from outside and also attack!
You are left with no tuna... and alot of hungry kittens about...
I wish I had more commissions.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:09 am
Granted!
But you get so many commissions your eyes fall out of your head from having them open wide and for long periods of time staring at your computer screen.
"I wish Gaia was fair and just."
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:48 pm
Granted!
But so many noobs come because they hear it's so awesome... and suddenly the servers not only crash but they burn too! And catch the building on fire and Gaia is over with ....
I wish my feet didn't hurt from working so much.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:39 pm
Granted!
But then your a** would fall asleep because you are off your feet and you soon become paralyzed from the waist down.
I wish it snowed on Baker all year long for some choice boarding.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:12 am
Granted
But it snows way too much and if you'd try to snow board you'd sink into 5 feet of snow!
I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:00 pm
Granted!
But you lose your job and wind up living in a card board box.
"I wish I could draw."
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:58 am
Granted...
But then everyone wants your drawings and you find yourself staying up for three weeks straight to complete all of your commisions whilst living on a diet of nothing but fanta and a cheerio every two hours so eventually you have a psychotic eposide and run thruogh your local shopping center naked while flapping your arms and screaming "I'MALITTLEBIRDIE!!!!! LOOKITMEFLY!!!"
((Wow.. THis game is fun..))
I wish I had a pet elephant..
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:17 pm
(Glad you're having fun! ^_^)
Granted!
You're life is so wonderful now that you got a pet elephant. People pay to pet the elephant and after awhile you can actually teach it treats. People pay even more to watch that! So eventually you're rolling in the dough (quite literally).
But one tramatic day, while putting on a show, a mouse runs out of the bag of peanuts you were using as treats... and the elephant goes outta control trying to get away from the mouse. It destroys you're house, yard, and mildly hurts some people's stuff... so they sue you... and now you're broke and homeless >_<.
I wish I had a house with my boyfriend.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:00 am
*clasp hands again*
WISH GRANTED!
But, along with your boyfriend comes his two best friends, who happen to be all night party-hardy kinda guys, and you suddenly find that instead of dating one guy guy your dating one with two giant headaches attached, causing you to move back out ):
I wish I could kill zombies with a mannaquin doll...
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:06 am
Granted....
Buuuuutttt...
Whilst killing said zombies with the manniquin doll, you get yourself absolutely covered with blood splatter which is, not only impossible to remove, but also manages to infect you with the zombie virus by seeping its way through your hair folliqules and into your brain, thus resulting in you turning into a zombie yourself and starting to beat YOURSELF with the doll.
I wish I could learn to play the banjo
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:10 am
Wish Granted!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
While you were showing off your awesome banjo skills to your friends one of the banjo strings brakes, and slashes through your face, killling you instantly and scarring your friends for life.
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:17 am
Granted..
But while you are up in the sky flying to your hearts content you fly throguh some clouds only to realise after you had been mulched by the propellers and formed a nice pretty red rain over the pacific ocean that you were flying right in the path of a Jumbo Jet...
I wish I had a cupcake right now...
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