I told this story to Bfox one day when i was bored... I found it saved on my computer... i was bored again.
mad P
and i only know that i told it to Bfox because he was rude and talked while i was telling him a story!
OddNerd101: so this one time there was this little boy
OddNerd101: his name was Jack
OddNerd101: and he lives on London Ave.
Le_Newtype: o.o
OddNerd101: the ice cream man was going down London Ave. one afternoon
OddNerd101: and little Jack heard him coming and wanted an ice cream
OddNerd101: little Jack ran to his mommy and begged her to let him get ice cream form the ice cream man
OddNerd101: she eventually said yes
OddNerd101: so little Jack got his piggy bank money and ran outside and waited while the ice cream man was coming down the road
Le_Newtype: and he died
OddNerd101: when the ice cream man came little Jack waited online for his ice cream
OddNerd101: but the big kids kept pushing him more and more back until he was last in line
OddNerd101: once everyone else got their ice cream and went home only little Jack was left.
OddNerd101: he looked at the side of the truck and saw the normal chocolate and vanilla cone, but didn't want that. He wanted something new
OddNerd101: so he asked the ice cream man what he had that was new
OddNerd101: the ice cream man said "i have Tuesday surprise, only today though because it's Tuesday!"
OddNerd101: so little Jack said he'd have one Tuesday surprise.
Le_Newtype: ...
OddNerd101: he handed his money to the ice cream man and waited while the ice cream man went to get his ice cream
OddNerd101: the ice cream man came back with the little boy's money and receipt first
OddNerd101: on the receipt it said that little Jack had won the 1 millionth customer special
OddNerd101: he showed it to the ice cream man and handed it back
OddNerd101: the ice cream man read what the receipt said and replied "well your in for a surprise."
OddNerd101: "come around to the side of the truck and hop in"
Le_Newtype: @_@ where is this going?
OddNerd101: so little Jack went to the door and was about to hop in.
OddNerd101: but as he opened the door he was hit with a blast of cold air
OddNerd101: little Jack was frozen
OddNerd101: when little Jack woke up form his frozen nap he was in the Caribbean
OddNerd101: it was also year 2974 according to a newspaper next to him.
OddNerd101: little Jack was very scared.
OddNerd101: why and how did he get to the Caribbean with nothing but a newspaper...
OddNerd101: but then realized he was surrounded by Tuesday surprise ice cream cones.
OddNerd101: he was very happy then
OddNerd101: and live happily ever after... in year 2974
OddNerd101: the moral of this story is to never give a cat a muffin
xp i like random-ness
that's one of my worser stories... i have ones where rocks scare you and paper clips take over the world... those are better.