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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:51 am
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade named: BOOK
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it.
Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc. Here's how it works:
BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder, which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.
Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs. Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in information density; for now, BOOKs with more information simply use more pages.
Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it.
Unlike other display devices, BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting, and it can even be dropped on the floor or stepped on without damage. However, it can become unusable if immersed in water for a significant period of time. The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet and move forward or backward as you wish. Many come with an "index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of selected information for instant retrieval.
An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers. Conversely, numerous BOOKmarkers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to store numerous views at once. The number is limited only by the number of pages in the BOOK.
You can also make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an optional programming tool, the Portable Erasable Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS).
Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor of a new entertainment wave. Also, BOOK's appeal seems so certain that thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and investors are reportedly flocking. Look for a flood of new titles soon.
*isn't that amazing? I did it for an ad in my comm-tech class. I got it in a email from my dad.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:56 am
I am very amused by this thread. blaugh
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:04 pm
I lol'd. You do bring up a point though, that books have been forgotten by a lot of people in favour of more advanced technolgy. But... Ach. Im not sure what Im tryinh to say here. I think I need to sleep.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:30 pm
rofl That's a riot. I love it. I'm bringing that in to show my English professor.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:08 am
This made me giggle. I like it. blaugh
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:36 pm
I had to go back and reread the first few paragraphs, 'cause at first I thought you were saying they came out with something that would combine more than one book in something electronical... sweatdrop
Pretty cool, though.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:05 pm
I'm coping this. I wanna show it to my friends!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:16 am
rofl I'm going copy it too. rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:10 pm
LOL it took me a second to get that...I'm gonna cop it for my english teacher
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:34 pm
Pretty soon the world's gonna be like the Matrix; you don't manually read or learn anything, you download it. Fascinating and scary at the same time.
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:08 am
crystal_raye Pretty soon the world's gonna be like the Matrix; you don't manually read or learn anything, you download it. Fascinating and scary at the same time. That statement makes me want to start an underground group devoted to preserving the sacredness of true books.
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Romantic Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:03 pm
Fairgrass crystal_raye Pretty soon the world's gonna be like the Matrix; you don't manually read or learn anything, you download it. Fascinating and scary at the same time. That statement makes me want to start an underground group devoted to preserving the sacredness of true books.The world might become like in Bradbury's novel Fahrenheit 451 where books are burning...
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:07 pm
Hehe, I love it. It made me laugh. :]
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:22 pm
Where can I get one of these "BOOKS?"
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