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 Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:29 am
ALL U DIRAAAA GOFFS IZ GONA DIE, CUZ UZ SCURM, INNIT. N I IZ GONA BEAT AL U HOMO FAGS DAT IZ HATAAAAAAAZ, YEH. DON EVEN DIS ME, YEH, CUZ MY BOYFRIEND IZ A BOUNCAH AND HELL f** U UP, YEH, CUZ U KNOZ NOFINK. N AL U HOT CHAVZ OUT DERE, WEZ GONE GO DAWWWN DA GRVE YRD N DRINK SOME CHEP CIDA, INNIT. I'd like to mention that this is a joke, and no veiws this "Chavatar" holds are views of my own. I am in fact a respectful "Diraaaaa Goff". Honnest. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:45 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:40 am
rofl Does she live on the Powell Estate? rofl
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:57 pm
Paw's confused..
i don't think they have chavs in Poland, that's such a shame sad Maybe we should ship some over??
a new government initiative! for every Polish immigrant coming into England, we send back 10 chavs...what do you think?? It will sort of the drain on benefits and the NHS, plus the average Pole does the work of at least 3 lazy British layabouts anyway 3nodding
i'm sure there's some old salt mines or something similar that the Polish government could set them all to work in xd
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:50 pm
I think that there must be new pound shops in Maidstone, or somewhere near there. THey'd needed an aweful lot of £1's this week. confused
My theory is that the Chav's are attacking the pound shops in a fury, for their novelty cheap s**t.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:03 pm
Around here they'd be all over the flea markets, I'd say. Loads of cheap clothes & junk jewelry & ball caps & fakey ninja weapons & bling for cellphones.
The Jockey Lot in my county has been almost taken over by the hispanic community, the male African-American culture (loud gangsta rap playing at outdoor booths, tables piled high with hoodies & sneakers, etc.), & Asian import booths (my friend from Laos calls them "Chinese Dollar Stores").
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:13 am
Poppetta Paw's confused.. i don't think they have chavs in Poland, that's such a shame sad Maybe we should ship some over?? a new government initiative! for every Polish immigrant coming into England, we send back 10 chavs...what do you think?? It will sort of the drain on benefits and the NHS, plus the average Pole does the work of at least 3 lazy British layabouts anyway 3nodding i'm sure there's some old salt mines or something similar that the Polish government could set them all to work in xd Hey, now that's a good idea! But instead of sell them to the old salt mines to work, couldn't we just bury them in the old salt mines instead? Or any pit deeper than 10 feet, for that matter. twisted
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:11 pm
we'd have to make sure they were dead though, imagine if they started breeding down there gonk
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:36 pm
maybe that's where Morlocks come from in the far future.... burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:54 pm
Saw a pretty girl hanging round outside the toilets at the Metro Centre today...then her 'boyfriend' turned up...he was dressed from head to toe in a white tracksuit, which was tucked into his socks, white baseball cap and trainers...i really did want to beat the crap outta him or talk some sense into her!!! What a tw**!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:46 pm
Eirwyn maybe that's where Morlocks come from in the far future.... burning_eyes Geo...what stopped you??
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:34 pm
...The thought of the chav's mother, trying to get the blood out of the white tracksuit? lol whee
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:17 am
lol, i'm sure he'd just nick another one off the market ninja
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:34 pm
*fears to mention that he wears a tracksuit sometimes*
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:58 am
eek WHAT!!
i think you may be in need of some serious rehabilitation!
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