*a figure appears on the WIFtron. he begins to speak.*

stop the prayers... hit the snooze... go next week... hell, dont' even go at all. if God is everywhere, why should we even go to church if he's sittin' right next to you on the couch? who even knows if there is a God anyway. the church is nothing but a farce... a way to judge you. you have to take control of your own life... YOU are your only judge. save yourself the headache... do something valuable with your time. and if there is a God... he'll forgive you. hey, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.

*the screen fades to black and the name Sean O'Haire appears in the center.*