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 Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:45 am
Linguists generaly agree that "Egg" is the most perfect word in the english language.
I dont see how.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:49 pm
We the Peoples Republic of Bokken's Profile, on this day, declair......*pausing for dramatic effect * That egg is not a fruit *A Round of applause fallows *
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:52 pm
"Eleven states have legislation still in law from World War II making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer."
Jeff: *sneezes*
Chris: "Gesun-"
Poilce Man: *gun click*
Chris: "I mean bless you."
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:12 pm
TEX:We are each paired with an AI and given an name for one of the states.
Tucker: So there are Fifty of you?
TEX: Fourth-Nine, remember what happened to Flordia?
Tucker: Oh yeah Flordia......poor Flordia.....
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:41 pm
gonk AHHHH?!?!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FLORIDA?!!? I LIVE THERE!!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:32 pm
Did it finally self-implode from the massive beach scenery genocide, brought on by the overpopulation of tourists? xx;
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:48 pm
No, it was overtaken by elderly people with alot of chads.
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:27 pm
It was caused by nuclear weapons, the fools.... then the dead rose and walked the earth. A small encampment of survivors made a city, the last city on earth, then the meteor came.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:48 pm
Something in my gut...dunno..tells me that that's not a reliable factoid Oo;
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:22 pm
I hope its not, considering i still live there!!!!
AND IM NOT OLD, A TOURIST, OR DEAD!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:04 pm
"Of every 400 people currently living at any given time: 16 will lose one or more toes; five will lose one or more fingers; two will lose an arm or leg; and one will be decapitated."
Coincidentally, one in 639 will die paying a tribute to Elvis.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:12 pm
XD He scares me.
Montana is the only state that does not enforce a speed limit on elevators.
Johnson: "FLOOR IT!"
Operator: "You got it Mr. Johnson!"
*wan* *wan*
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:33 pm
Um....one in every five billion will have an spontaneously exploding left foot...
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:53 pm
69% of the gerneral population would rather die a horibble death then eat an egg shell
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