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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:30 am



Post those priceless/funny/stupid/exotic(o_O) PMs you get from people. xd


I'll be posting them

hello my name is kingbobobo this is a meber fee you must pay 20$ in real life or 20,000 gaia coins pls trin in due 2/19/06 or you will be baned icon_neutral.gif if you get baned were are sory



icon_eek.gif I actually don't have 20,000 coins. icon_sweatdrop.gif I do have 20 dollars in cash though. How would I go about sending that to you?

fine how much you have


I have 20 dollars cash and 2 coins.

icon_crying.gif sory but you need at lest 5,000 get this mush by today tomaru and next day or you will be banned


You ******** n00b scammer son of a b***h.

am not a noob i have benn here for 2 years


You joined in October 2006. icon_neutral.gif

...no 2005


1. That's not even 2 years.

2. I just went to your profile and extracted any and all CSS. It's October 8, 2006. icon_rofl.gif

sup this my 2 aukout


What the ******** did you just say?

sory about that can we be ******** no. icon_wink.gif




I know I was a jerk but it was during my period of pie deprivation. gonk


i r knot a gewd roll modul sad



Someone please delete this if Rel said something about not having one that I missed. emo
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:06 am


I had this conversation last night. this is a good example how not to behave when person says no to your offer. He blocked me right after he sent me last message.

dead ice99
sic-sixxx
dead ice99
sic-sixxx
dead ice99

ill give u damscus armour for red pimpin jacket,the ylook soooo tite! ,ill also give u 2k


thats barely 10K. Not even 10K

no sorry

dude u got more then 10mil u little want a be,ill give u my scarf 2k and damscus armour and by the way damscus is 9k and thats all 13k


no

fine wana be i ignoring u ******** man damn u such a want to be evil evil mad mad

sic-sixxx
Crew

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Houkiboshi3133

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:56 pm


One of the two scams I got today. *shakes head*

Ip BanningSystem
Congratulations! Your a winner! Gaia has picked you to win a special prize from gaia! We gaians know how hard it is to get those items. So we decided to give you one item that you desire! This item must be under 250k. You are not the only one who got picked there are other gaians who are going to get picked too! But for you to get this one item, all you have to do is fill out the following^^

Username:

Password:

Item you want:

Why we need that information above? So we can put this lovely item in your inventory!

*Please DO NOT ask to trade the item. We are only allowed to put the item in your inventory. Gaian Rules.

Sincerely.
Gaian Staff

We hope you like your item!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:52 pm


~dog ninja kiba~
Dragolynia
mr toilet paper
do u think u could donate

Donate to what? To you on your quest? No, I'm questing for my own items. Plus, how do I know if you are worthy of donation. Have you tried getting the money on your own or have you just been pming people asking for donations? No one likes a begger, people will donate to you more if you can show that you can quest on your own. Think of it like the real world, people don't like bums cause they think they won't use the donation wisely plus they obviously aren't responsible cause they are were they are. Whereas someone with a little money and has been stable for sometime will get help when they need it because people trust them and no they wont take it for granted and will work for money and not just ask for donations. I don't mean to go off on you but you are like the 6th person this week that has randomly pmed me asking for a donation, no reason or story of what they are questing for and why they deserve it. I'm just tired of it.

>.< thats to long lol

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:11 pm


Dragolynia
~dog ninja kiba~
Dragolynia
mr toilet paper
do u think u could donate

Donate to what? To you on your quest? No, I'm questing for my own items. Plus, how do I know if you are worthy of donation. Have you tried getting the money on your own or have you just been pming people asking for donations? No one likes a begger, people will donate to you more if you can show that you can quest on your own. Think of it like the real world, people don't like bums cause they think they won't use the donation wisely plus they obviously aren't responsible cause they are were they are. Whereas someone with a little money and has been stable for sometime will get help when they need it because people trust them and no they wont take it for granted and will work for money and not just ask for donations. I don't mean to go off on you but you are like the 6th person this week that has randomly pmed me asking for a donation, no reason or story of what they are questing for and why they deserve it. I'm just tired of it.

>.< thats to long lol

That was a long response to 6 words. xd
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:54 pm


Well he was like the 6th person that week to ask me for a donation and a previous person got mad at me in the forums for not donating. So I just blew up on that guy.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:56 pm


I get some messages like that in my inbox. I ask them what they're questing for and they usually blow up on me and say that it's none of my business. So I just delete the message and any other ones that they may send me.

People are so immature sometimes, it's not even funny.... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:53 pm


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She dreams.....

I got one the other day...

tried to pull the MOD password thing over me..

Told me they wanted me to be a MOD all I had to do was answer questions..

like:

how long have you been on gaia:
have you ever wanted to be come a mod:
password:
age:
blah:
blah:

they like mixed it in..kinda stupid.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:32 am


I've received this one today:

Quote:
i will give you a kiki for your muchi, i wouldnt normally do this but you seem like a cool person and im in the easter spirit, i dont have the kiki yet, i need like 4k. send me a trade with the muchi and 2k, ill get the rest, and then i will go and buy the kiki and start a new trade and get you the kiki as soon as i can
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:09 pm


Lol. xD Actually, I got one on my mule, and then another when someone e-mailed me.


Mule
lemon-berry
hello can i borrow 1 of your orny hats please i really need it and your my last hope so pretty please?it my firend birthday na dshes haveing a party so i need to be dress well for the party

No. n_n


D: Why was she asking for horny hats, I wonder? Sluts these days..they don't even try and hide it. xD

The one that was e-mailed to me actually kinda scared me. XD I was quite tired, so the scam just about worked. Luckily, I called my friend and told her, and after about ten minutes of freaking out, she said "gaia admins never ask for your password!" So yeah, I figured out that it was a scam. ;D


Scamish E-mail
From: Gaia Admin
To:
Subject: Gaia

Dear Gaia User,

Your account on Gaia Online is going to be banned for the following reason:

Spamming

For safety issues and to make sure this account on Gaia is yours, we will need you to fill out the
following information below and send it back to us as soon as possible.

Gaia Username-

Gaia Password-

On Gaia Online, we encourage a friendly atmosphere which we ask of all users to be courteous and respectful to each other. Please fill this form and reply to this e-mail.

We will need the above information to verify if the account is
yours. If this information is not sent back to us via
e-mail, we will be forced to shut down or ban your Gaiaonline
account. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Sincerely,
The Gaia Online Staff

© Copyright 2006 Gaia Interactive

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Anavis

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:48 pm


I never thought that I would be important enough to get a scam PM, but here it is in all its txt tlk glory:


Scammer
I willl trd 1 of my item to your winter fox mink
No begging
I dont want to be your friend
This is my item where you can pick
2nightmare scarf.2angelic sash.3baby slipers.2golden laurel.3stell plated ninja
faQ why do you want to give your item?
of course im leaving
why did you need the trd item ?
bec i want a bad deal instead of giving away my item
WHY THE ITEM IS IN THE GIFT BOX?
bec i want to know who will trust me and whos not
and i know you its hard to decide but its hold your future in gaia
and if you think im scammer go ahead and report me im LEAVING


My Reply
You are inviting me to report you? You are on. This is obviously a fraud, and just because I am wearing a collectible does not mean I want to sell it or give it away; in fact, quite the opposite. I am wearing it because I worked hard and raised the gold so that I could have it. If you want gold so badly you should do what the rest of us do and earn it.



This apparently scared him, as he sent me:


Scammer
plss dont report me im beg you
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:12 pm


i go this and when i got it the first thing i did was report it then i laughed.


We are sorry to inform you that your account has been brought to our attention. Your account has been REPORTED and needs to be investigated for further information. Like any other Gaian Moderator, we don’t normally ask for this information but to clear your report we must. You will be asked a few questions to verify that this is your account. Please fill out the information requested. If you do not fill out the information before you log out, the result will be a Permanent Ban from Gaia. If you were offline when you received this message, you have been given 15 minutes to reply to this message as of the time you logged in.

Password:

E-Mail Address:

Once your account has been verified that it is free of any faults, your e-mail provider will be notified. We thank you for your cooperation.
Please do not submit PM reports for swearing, attitude, or issues not covered in the Gaia Online ToS. Additionally, please do not submit this form multiple times, abuse this reporting tool, or spam this form with meaningless information. Thank you for your cooperation.

REPORT 423.738.435.889.34

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:13 pm


Vivika von Mott
I never thought that I would be important enough to get a scam PM, but here it is in all its txt tlk glory:


Scammer
I willl trd 1 of my item to your winter fox mink
No begging
I dont want to be your friend
This is my item where you can pick
2nightmare scarf.2angelic sash.3baby slipers.2golden laurel.3stell plated ninja
faQ why do you want to give your item?
of course im leaving
why did you need the trd item ?
bec i want a bad deal instead of giving away my item
WHY THE ITEM IS IN THE GIFT BOX?
bec i want to know who will trust me and whos not
and i know you its hard to decide but its hold your future in gaia
and if you think im scammer go ahead and report me im LEAVING


My Reply
You are inviting me to report you? You are on. This is obviously a fraud, and just because I am wearing a collectible does not mean I want to sell it or give it away; in fact, quite the opposite. I am wearing it because I worked hard and raised the gold so that I could have it. If you want gold so badly you should do what the rest of us do and earn it.



This apparently scared him, as he sent me:


Scammer
plss dont report me im beg you

u scared that person now didn't u
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:09 am


Vivika von Mott
I never thought that I would be important enough to get a scam PM, but here it is in all its txt tlk glory:


Scammer
I willl trd 1 of my item to your winter fox mink
No begging
I dont want to be your friend
This is my item where you can pick
2nightmare scarf.2angelic sash.3baby slipers.2golden laurel.3stell plated ninja
faQ why do you want to give your item?
of course im leaving
why did you need the trd item ?
bec i want a bad deal instead of giving away my item
WHY THE ITEM IS IN THE GIFT BOX?
bec i want to know who will trust me and whos not
and i know you its hard to decide but its hold your future in gaia
and if you think im scammer go ahead and report me im LEAVING


My Reply
You are inviting me to report you? You are on. This is obviously a fraud, and just because I am wearing a collectible does not mean I want to sell it or give it away; in fact, quite the opposite. I am wearing it because I worked hard and raised the gold so that I could have it. If you want gold so badly you should do what the rest of us do and earn it.



This apparently scared him, as he sent me:


Scammer
plss dont report me im beg you


Haha, the use of proper grammar causes the nooblets to become hostile, I believe. Or at least in this case, frightened.

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