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Nag was Walking On Planet Foodcourtia, Drinking his Sludge-Shake.When all of a sudden Sizzlor Dropped Down in front of him
"Enjoying You`r SLUDGE-shake?" He said with an anxious look.
"Sizzlooor...Yes i am enjoying my sludgeShake..How did you even know where i was?..."
Sizzlor Stared at Nag, Confused.
"...um.....hm.....guh.....dmm....uuuhhhh....The tallest told me To call you!Yeah!Yeah!So Come with me!
Nag thought the 'The tallest?Surely they know The foodening begins in 20 minutes..They couldn`t be calling unless it was urgent!'."Okay Sizzlor, Bring me to the talleeeeeest!!!
As Sizzlor Brought Nag into his Restraunt he brought him to a pack scanner and it scanned Nag`s Pack."Invader Nag.Intellegience:Idiot"
"You will do"Said Sizzlor with disgust.
"My tallest!I understand that you want me but why do you call so Close to the foodening?!"Nag Clenched his fists in front of his face in Dissapointment in what the tallest had told him..
"We want you to come here for the Great assigning of Inpending Doom 4!"
Tallest purple said inpatiently.Tallest red pushed him out of the way.
"We need to test your skill as a pilot, a fleet commander and an Invader!So we Need you to come to the massive in 5 minutes or we assign you as a service Droan!"

Nag Ran off, Sizzlor Looked Dissapointed at the tallest.
"You said he was mine!!!"
"Don`t worry, he`ll never make it in five minutes!"Tallest red Said."He`s Allllll yoours..."
Just than Nag came up on screen inside the Massive.
"I`m Here my tallest!"Nag Said Very proudly."I even bought some stuff at the gift shop!"Nag pulled out a toy moose, squeazed it and it squeaked.
"Bu-!Butchu!Dd!No!Gu!
The screen turned blank.

... Seriously, what's up with this roleplay... What does one need to do to join?