I bring the HEAT like MIAMI to this battle/
I'll destroy you in a FLASH your the LAKERS I'm MIAMI in this battle/
Like KOBE in the SKILLS CHALLENGE you're no contest/
I already DUNKED OVER SPUDD WEBB now its you and your moms next/
I Just Do It like Nike while you just spit AIR like JORDAN/
This might be a gatorade commercial the way these punches like rain keep pouring/
Like WILT THE STILT hit 100 and keep scoring/
But this is no LOL matter the way this CHOCLATE DROPS like NORBIT/*
HOW YOU DOING?!? A little disgruntled like STEVE NASH you're playing the wrong game/
Punches kicking like SOCCER and I'm in EXTASY the way I'm beating you with your own name/**
You and LAME dudes on the BENCH IN SUITS is all the same/
No playtime just a pat on the back and I'm glad you came/***
I'm surprised you didn't punk out yet you actually stayed/
Despite the fact your RECORD is 0-0 because YOU GET NO PLAY/
I know this lyrical JUMPER is fuccin with your feng shui/
I PUMPFAKE SHAKE and BAKE TAKE IT TO THE HOLE go UP and LAY/
Because I am THE ANSWER like A.I not talking Artificial Intelligence/
But like the KING JAMES LEBRON straight out of grad school my skills is heavensent/
My CROSSOVER brings maleficence so fast I leave footprints with no evidence/
Of this win from HALF COURT you're more like the 6th man Kadeem Hardison/
Or more like a f** TIM HARDAWAY from here it just gets harder son/****
*In the movie Norbit he calls his wife Rasputia Choclate Drop since Strif is black I refer to him as chocolate.(No Homo)
**Steve Nash played soccer before he played in the NBA.
***If you're injured it is mandatory to show up(if you can) and sit on the bench wearing a suit.(
Side Note: lame means disabled or handicapped.)
****Tim Hardaway came out the closet recently and is writing a book.(About what I don't know)