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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:17 pm
Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:20 pm
Colt Cabana!
Colt Cabana!
COLT CABANA!
IT'S COLT CA-BA-NA!
Straight out of south city
It's your boy, Cabana, givin' wet willies!
Actin' silly like a modern day parade
It's the Second City Saint, everybody say hey!
They suffer, they can't breathe
Because it's Good times, Great memories!
If you got beat, you can find Cabana on Fair Street lookin' for a treat
Ask your boy, Kid Russell on the track
Layin' on the background, it's a fact
He's the King of the Ring of Honor
Better bring it or you're a goner
Cause you can't lose with Cabana!
Cause he's smooth as Havana!
Based on the show, who could ask for more?!
At the Copa! (Co!) Copacabana! (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (Here!)
At the Copa! (Co!) Copacabana!
Music and passion are always the fashion at the Copaaaaa!
*"Copa Colt Cabana" by Kid Russell w/ Barry Manilow played, as Colt Cabana danced onstage wearing his usual jacket, Cabanarama Bandana, and towel. He strutted his way down the ramp as the fans were singing alot with Barry Manilow's lovely singing!*
Lillian: Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 240 lbs, "Classic" Colt Cabana!
*He climbed onto the apron and danced, then tossed his towel into the crowd. He then climbed into the ring, pulled off his bandana, his jacket, and busted a move in the ring, urging Lillian to do the tango, as he waited for his partner!*
*Matt Classic's theme played, as he stomped onstage wearing his jacket. He looked to the cheering crowd, then made way down the ramp.*
Lillian: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 240 lbs, Matt...Classiiiiiiiiiiic!
*Matt climbed onto the ring apron and scrapped his boots. He then climbed into the ring, doing his military knee walk around the ring, then dropped to the mat, doing crotch thrust push-ups, while he waited for his opponent.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:21 pm
*D.R.E by Dr Dre hits the PA system as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring.*
Lillian- Making his way to the ring, weighting at 317 pounds..."The TRUE Classic warrior of WIF"...KEEEEEEEVIN NASH.
*Nash makes his way to the ring, a small smirk on his face, getting into the ring via ring steps.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:22 pm
*The bell rings. Classic continues doing his crotch thrust push-ups.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:23 pm
*Kevin goes to his corner and watches Classic do his work out.*
neutral
*BEGINS TO DO JUMPING JACKS!*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:23 pm
*Now starts doing hindu squats.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:24 pm
stare
*Counters with touching his toes.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:25 pm
*Re-counters by doing something Nash could never do...KNEE WALKS!*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:26 pm
eek
"YOU b*****d."
*Counters with Pelvic thrusting!*
scream
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:27 pm
*Stands up and counters with old man flexing!*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:31 pm
"Forget this. I PROVED MY POINT."
*Runs at Classic with an attempted clothsline!* scream
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:32 pm
*FLIPS 10 TIMES!*
*Matt flips and hits the mat from the clothesline.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:34 pm
*Nash grabs Classic and tries to throw him out of the ring.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:35 pm
eek
*Thrown out of the ring. Hits the outside mat.*
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:37 pm
*Nash begins to clap to get the fans behind him, runs to the rope and bounces off.*
"DIE."
*NASH DIVES THREW THE MIDDLE ROPE AND ATTEMPTS TO HIT A TOPE~!*
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