*a figure appears on the WIFtron. he begins to speak.*

stop torturing yourself. you don't want it, you don't like it... don't eat it! countless generations have lived long and healthy lives without the low-fat, no-carb, high-protein, chemically infused slop that we shove down our throats. so save yourself the aggravation ...and eat what you want! do it for you. hell, I'm not telling you anything... that you don't already know.

*the screen fades to black and the name Sean O'Haire appears in the center.*