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 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:02 pm
sweatdrop I dunno. I thought this up the other day, because I'm constantly making new threads. Like... constantly. To fit all my rantings. xD So what if I just... put all my "OmfgguesswhatpotorelatingthinghappenedTODAY?! =D!" rantings in one thread? xD
July 1st, 2005:
o_o D: Homg. I had... the creepiest dream last night. It was in three parts...
PART I:
I dreamed that I was Christine, in my school, which, in my dream, was like the opera house. I went down to D-floor (the lowest level) which had blood-red floor tiles in a pattern, and noticed there was an extra floor level, and went down. There was only one down there, with a huge, old-fashioned door-knob, and a big key-hole. So, I looked through, to see a black shape that I immediately knew as Erik sitting at a desk, on the phone, scribbling things down, saying, "No! Leave me alone, please! I am COMPOSING! Thank you!" and then hung up. And I was like.. "O_o Erik minds his p's and q's? Since WHEN? gonk " So then I went back upstairs, to some woman I called my aunt for some reason who told me I was a month pregnant. O_______o
Then, I was awoken by a screeching parrot and went back to sleep in annoyance. D:
PART II:
So, in this dream, I dreamt I gave birth on the deck (Omg. D: IT WAS SO LIFE-SCARRING.) and the baby was like... O_o A round little... yellow rubber-ball with a smiley face on it. So I picked it up, and it started growing into a cube, and turned a normal flesh-colour, and a face started growing on it, that looked exactly like my baby cousin's, only with Raoul's hair, and female. ><; And... with a third-degree sunburn on the side of its face. So I was like... "O___O"
And then Erik walked out. D: Gerard Butler Erik. ( xp ) He demanded to see "his child." By then, if I had any more of a eek sort of face on, my eyes might just pop out of my head. xD So I held the baby out for him to see, and he went, " eek IT'S CUBULAR!!!!" and I sort of cooed at it and said, "=DDD ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?! I think I'll call her Amber. x333" and he was like... "D: Omg. It's even got my sunburn." So then it grew into a normal baby, magically wearing a blue jumpsuit. ...it was the weirdest thing.
D: AND THEN I WAS AWOKEN AGAIN BY THAT GOD DAMNED PARROT.
Part III:
I got back to sleep, and sort of picked up the first part. So I stood there, in this place, which had now morphed into my house like... " eek I'm WHAT?! What do I tell Raoul now?!" Part II was like... a dream sequence inside of a dream I guess or something, and I knew the baby was Erik's somehow. ><; SOMEHOW.
And then I was like.. "D: BUT I'M A VIRGIN!"
...so then Satine and Zidler from Moulin Rouge bounced out and started singing "Like A Virgin" until I randomly decided to seduce Raoul to cover for everything. O_o Because... I figured... I could just say the baby was his. ...it was very odd.
So... D: Raoul's like... "'D: Duuuh... *drool*" while I'm practically attempting to rape him, and my aunt comes in and says, ":O Oh, yeah, you're not pregnant. I was kidding. <3 I'm telling your father about this."
...and then I woke up on my own like... " gonk WTF?!"
And... yeah. O_o It was one of the creepier dreams I've had in my life, definitely.
Oh, on another note, I was watching Dumbo with my cousin a little while ago, and burst into hysterical laughter when that... song went on... with... the... Dumbo and his mommy and that whole song thing about how Dummo shouldn't be sad...
I remembered a while back, someone was pointing out on some DVD they had, they had a MV of Crawford singing it, staring into the camera, and I shouted out, "D: THIS IS A MOMMY SONG. CRAWFORD SHOULD NOT SING MOMMY SONGS! xDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and my cousin was like.. "D: Mama songs?"
And... I opened up my grandma's fridge to get jelly to put on my peanut-butter sandwhich, and an enormous half-eaten jar of orange marmalade stared back at me. xDDD
And later, I was talking to my uncle, and he said, "Oh, yeah, grandma LOVES orange marmalade. Yannow... I do, too. Every time I go to Shoprite... oh, man. I can't help but to buy it. I could eat it all day!"
And I was sitting there like.. "O______O x33 XDDD *trying to hold back hysterical laughter*"
I musta given myself two laughing-related hernias today.
Omg. ...and... yeah. xD Expect my misfitted ranting that doesn't belong anywhere else here.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:04 pm
How are genitalia's and maramlade funny?! ...ew. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:14 pm
Homahgawd! YOUKO! My mom and I made orange marmalade today! XDDD The entire time, I was like *sniff!* I'm masacuring Erik's genitalia! XD And the other day I was running around yelling "Hernia!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:14 pm
O.O Well, at least I now know I'm not the only mentally unstable Phan. Very interesting, but baby cube part was the funniest! xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:32 pm
*falls over laughing* homigod...you are so funy...
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:42 pm
xd Cute child...*lol*
Very interesting...do tell more soon! 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:48 pm
SweetHeart45 O.O Well, at least I now know I'm not the only mentally unstable Phan. Very interesting, but baby cube part was the funniest! xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:53 pm
Youko, you are the coolest person I know.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:59 pm
The_Phantom_Penguin Youko, you are the coolest person I know.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:06 pm
That is the freakiest dream I've ever heard.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:09 pm
How could you have a cubular baby?
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:30 pm
My cousin had an egg shaped baby...and i am a shapeless blob...si it is possible.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:14 pm
XD Thats so great! I ish jealous of your Erik-dream, even if you DID almost rape Raoul in it O______o
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:30 pm
Erin Sovenya XD Thats so great! I ish jealous of your Erik-dream, even if you DID almost rape Raoul in it O______o
>>; And to all of you who replied that I didn't quote... :O I LOVE YOU, TOO. <3<3<3 I'm just too lazy to quote. xD *acknowledges all of you*
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:09 pm
wow...that was unusual...
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