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 Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:00 am
Ever hear something so stupid that you just couldn't believe that the person speaking really just said that? Well of course you have. The vast majority of you live here in the USA and have heard George Bush speak.
Him aside, many people say hysterically idiotic things every day. Don't let the hilarity be lost to that moment! Record them here so that they might live in posterity (much to the speaker's embarrassment) forever.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:07 am
"I want you to want me to want it."
"They're being killed alive!"
-...Annonymous. (Am I not merciful?)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:12 am
"Is tuna chicken or fish?"
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:18 am
I've got a ton of these! Here are some to start you guys out with:
"Venacumalot!" ~ Jen
"Duhgachfch.... *drools*" <-- Yes, it sounds just like that ~ Jen
"Wait, lemme guess. While you two were having sex, you farted and he was all like '...Did you just fart? I cannot believe you just farted! I cannot be friends with you anymore!'" <-- More or less an inside joke, but still amusing nonetheless, yes? ~ Jen
" *in a fake Italian accent* Oh that is not fair joo saw nothing peectures" ~ Jen
"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." ~ Alicia Silverstone
"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" ~ Paris Hilton
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ Brooke Shields
And one more for now:
"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." ~ Mr. Krabs
Now edited with sources (sorry Jen ^^;; )
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:13 pm
Oh man, some of those are priceless!!
LMFAO!!!
xDDD
~*~*~
An actual conversation that happened in my 9th grade Gobal Studies class.
(AKA: World History)
*In groups of six, desks all facing each other*
Teacher: "Okay, for this I want you to use the construction paper in front of you."
*Explains how the assignment is to cut out little shapes of each of the Continents, and label the countries in the Continents.*
Boy (across from me): *Turns to the rest of us*
"How can you tell if it's a country or not?"
Me: *Laughing in my head, cause he's in ninth grade and doesn't know how to tell a Country apart from a Continent*
"Oh that's easy! You know it's country if it has it's own flag!"
David (my current crush): *Turns towards me and looks at me dumbstruck*
"What are you talking about?! Every State has it's own flag!"
~*~*~
Needless to say, I felt like an idiot.
Hence why I'm not a teacher.
:'D
But this still makes me laugh to this day.
>w<;;
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:40 pm
keikoutaraichi13 I've got a ton of these! Here are some to start you guys out with: "Venacumalot!" "Duhgachfch.... *drools*" <-- Yes, it sounds just like that "Wait, lemme guess. While you two were having sex, you farted and he was all like '...Did you just fart? I cannot believe you just farted! I cannot be friends with you anymore!'" <-- More or less an inside joke, but still amusing nonetheless, yes? " *in a fake Italian accent* Oh that is not fair joo saw nothing peectures" "I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." And one more for now: "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." You should quote your sources! I know I've heard the smoking one before.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:44 pm
" Jackie chan knows chinese o-o;;" - sister
":Alisa: Ow! Jacklyn you punched me with your foot o< "
:Me: That's called kicking.." :Alisa: "Oh I Know that too .."
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:57 am
Note: Some of these aren't stupid, just funny. ^^;;
And now some stupid/random quotes from yours truly~ (Oh, God, why do I do this to myself? ^^; )
"Oh my God! Did you see that? That's like the pelvic thrust of doom! Woooow!" ~ Said while watching a video on YouTube of a Korean boyband
"I'm not suffering from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!" ~ Not sure if I heard this somewhere, but I love it anyways
"Remind me to never buy you n****e clamps..." ~ Said while listening to someone rant about n****e clamps
"Hi back!" ~ Ah, the infamous "Hi back" quote that Josh will never let me live down
"Is that a boob or a butt? I can't tell..." said while watching CSI
I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP)
"*looks crotchward* A winner is me."
"I think you need some mental Gas-Ex."
"Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo."
"Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me."
"Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore."
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:49 pm
keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!!
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:36 pm
liutana keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!! Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:36 am
Matasoga liutana keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!! Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way... It was one of the times you were bugging Sara while she was sleeping and she said something like "Josh, it's gone" and then you said "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me"... Something like that.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:50 am
keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga liutana keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!! Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way... It was one of the times you were bugging Sara while she was sleeping and she said something like "Josh, it's gone" and then you said "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me"... Something like that. Oh, yeah, when she had her eyes close and was feeling around the area of my knee...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:08 am
Matasoga keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga liutana keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!! Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way... It was one of the times you were bugging Sara while she was sleeping and she said something like "Josh, it's gone" and then you said "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me"... Something like that. Oh, yeah, when she had her eyes close and was feeling around the area of my knee... XD Is that where she was feeling? That explains a lot then
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:18 am
keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga liutana keikoutaraichi13 I think five is enough for now ^^; Now I have some more funny quotes from Josh~ (Forgive me, I had to xP) "*looks crotchward* A winner is me." "I think you need some mental Gas-Ex." "Hippo, hippo, hippo, indeed. Or indeed like a hippo." "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me." "Yay, Vaseline. It's not just for masturbation anymore." I am literally rolling on the floor!!! Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way... It was one of the times you were bugging Sara while she was sleeping and she said something like "Josh, it's gone" and then you said "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me"... Something like that. Oh, yeah, when she had her eyes close and was feeling around the area of my knee... XD Is that where she was feeling? That explains a lot then Not to sound overly full of myself, but believe me, if she was anywhere in the area, she would've found it.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:28 am
Matasoga keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga keikoutaraichi13 Matasoga Oh, yeah, I'd almost forgotten about some of those. When did I say "The phalus fairy robbed me" though? Was it the shower or grower conversation, because that is the only application I can think of where I...Well, normally I am plenty proud of what I've got, shall we simply put it that way... It was one of the times you were bugging Sara while she was sleeping and she said something like "Josh, it's gone" and then you said "Yes, the phalus fairy robbed me"... Something like that. Oh, yeah, when she had her eyes close and was feeling around the area of my knee... XD Is that where she was feeling? That explains a lot then Not to sound overly full of myself, but believe me, if she was anywhere in the area, she would've found it. lmfao Somehow, I don't doubt that
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