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The Lobster Queen
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:07 pm


*Throws her characters into the room*

As suggested, this is the place for our characters to share their experiences with each other, and generally vent about their troubled lives...creators have no place here. xd Let's face it -- our poor dears deserve a place where they can talk without fear of being shot...or impaled...or assaulted...or...elsewise. eek

Fear the script-format. xp It's called a 'ramble', darlings. And I know it makes some of your eyes bleed...but...we must suffer, as they have suffered! gonk

***

Raven: *Sits and twiddles his thumbs* *Looks at Yukio* ...YOU cut my wing off.

Yukio: ... sweatdrop Yep...sorry...

Zarr: I HAVE no wings. xp

Silver's Characters: *Whine and gripe*

Yukio: I...*Tics off on fingers*...have been decapitated, stabbed three times fatally, countless other times non-fatally, shot with every manner of projectile weapon, emotionally abused (by my creator herself, I might add), as well as things too numerous or graphic to list here.

Silver's Characters: *Shut up* eek
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:20 pm


Strider: *Glances across the circle of chairs at Raven* Your name is Raven? I know a Raven. She died.

Vitae: *gives Strider a sidelong look* Have we met?

Strider: No. Bugger off. *begins exposing his scars* In my own experience I've had my left leg slashed open with a sharpened wooden staff, been stabbed in the shoulder during a swordfight and nearly bled to death, and had my leg wound kicked back open. In another instance, the same wound was inflicted months later by someone who just happened to have cursed the weapon used against me... Then I went blind. But I got better! Painfully. I mean, how many people have been subjected to bleeding shadow through their eyes? It looked like watery blackberry jam!

Vitae: Or the botched grape jelly Raincrow's parents made...

Strider: Freak.

*Vitae taps his metal fingers against the edge of his chair, staring at the people nearby. He sure as hell isn't about to talk about his experiences.*

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The Lobster Queen
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:29 pm


Yukio: ...*Eyes Strider* *Laughs* I think I'll like you...

Raven: *Is* *In* *Shock* eek You poor person...

Zarr: ...I get the feeling Silver's about to off me... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:38 pm


Strider: It's sometimes a blessing I have a very patchy memory... If I didn't, though, I'm sure I'd have more to tell you guys. *he pulls out the pack of gum Vana gave him while Gaia was down and starts chewing a piece* Hey, Zarr, you mean she's about to kill you? *sighs* Murder is the sincerest form of flattery, you know. Or just a very good plot device.

Vitae: *looks disinterestedly at nothing while blurting out--* I have two fathers.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 7:50 pm


Zarr: *Looks at* Well, I survived that particular plot device, it would seem. o_o *Is relieved* ... *Eyes Vitae* XD XD XD

Yukio: Here it comes. stare

Zarr: *Clings all over Vitae* That amuses me--! You want to know why?

Yukio: stare No, we don't...

Zarr: I'm married to a man, myself. xd He's the best...I love him so much. heart heart heart We have a daughter named Bunny~ heart heart heart

Yukio: Zarr, you're making people sick with all those floating hearts... stressed

Zarr: *Just gushes on and on*
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:41 pm


Celos: ...I was blasted through the stomach by my brother. Slightly painful, very interesting actually...got to test out the genetic modifications I did to myself.

Laundry: *sits all high and mighty in perfect pink clothing* I have been HORRIBLY abused. *examines nails* mystcloud, my creator, HAD TWO FEET OF MY HAIR CUT OFF!!! By that VICIOUS elf girl. *scoff*

mystcloud


The Lobster Queen
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:43 pm


Silver: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O (Now THAT'S a face) *Tries to break into the room to kidnap ze doc'* *Gets horribly electrocuted* @_@

Silver's Charas: *Cackle*
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:59 pm


Adrion: *hugs his knees, perched in his chair* Can't sleep. Zombies will eat me...

Kamaro: stare Shut up or I'll eat you.

Adrion: *shrieks* gonk *begins molting*

Asher: This reminds me of the time when I locked the door on Andrew... *chuckle* He stayed up for hours upon hours trying to open the door... I shouldn't have opened it for him, though. He beats me when I do that, if I'm lucky. *sighs, running his finger down the seat* o.o Where're the loose nails in this thing??

[Renae]


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:07 pm


Jory *Rushes into the room, glancing behind him a little nervously as he doe so and breathing heavily* "Safe .. I think." :glances up at sign, and sighs in relief before glancing around at the others:

:pause:

"I suppose this is the part where I introduce myself? Jory by current alibi, Jay Descourdes originally. terradi's favorite character to abuse."

Vyka: "I would argue on that."

Jory: "You are..?"

Vyka: "Vyka Konstantinev. I watched my beloved die in my arms. I've broken an arm, been used as puppet by my sire and been denied the right to die twice."

Jory: "That's it? No stakings? No torture? And you've only lost one other person? I've watched my adoptive parents and beloved die, as well as all of my former allies, and any traces of my human past. I came to the realization far too late that I was leading everyone I knew towards their destruction, and as a result I ended up being helpless to change anything as they were destroyed down to the last one. I was later framed for their death by others who wanted to be like them and several groups have attempted to kill me and at least one still wants to. I win."

Vyka: "..."
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:16 pm


::All characters trudge into the room, via chain gang style, connected to each other by shackles and chains::

Drakkle: He looks around, and speaks shortly after, with an icy tone. "Always a slave to someone..."

Ashrim: He chuckles and looks behind him at Vanrya. "This is kind of kinky..." He winks at her.

Vanrya: She snarls. "Damn cat, if you eye me like that again, I will cut your eyes out of your head!"

Raeth: "Hey, it's not so bad guys... it could always be worse." He says cheerfully.

::All characters take a moment and look around for the first time::

In unison: "Who the hell are all these people...?"

In unison: "And what has Patrick done with all of the others... We were all cramped into a room, waiting to be tortured... there were like, so many more than this..."

Ashrim


Ethaysien

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:06 pm


The door opens and dragons, griffins, and a strange race is shoved through.

Syn: Wait a second.. wasn't I just.. really sick and in bed? What in suns name is going on here?

Thaydric: OMG! She did it again! Why won't you let me tell her that I love her! You hate me! I know you do! *shakes first at Quarla*

Syn: Huh? Where's Lyeam?

Amawen: You don't like Lyeam anymore, remember Syn?

Syn: No... I don't remember.. he's perfect!

Thaydric: sweatdrop I hate Lyeam...

Lyeam: My nose still hurts thanks to you Thaydric!

Thaydric: You should be happy that's all that hurts you coward!

Sikriel: AHEM.. Thaydric, you should worry about your well being rather then Lyeam's right now!

Thaydric: Pif. Whatever. I'll own you next chapter!

Syn: *coughs* No you won't...

Thaydric: *sighs and grumps* Yes I will.

Troresh: Sikriel will own you all!

Amawen: I'm not getting near him! *points a paw at Troresh and cowers*

Syn: Isn't it a bad idea to stick Raforians and Oakenese in this room? If another war breaks out I aint saving anyone!

*ties a rope around her characters* Awww.. one big happy family.

Q's characters: *all shake their fists at her* We hate you!

Q: I love you all too! *snuggles her characters* heart
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:14 pm


*Netti and Debbi, two of my most abused characters, walk in. (They're furries. I've got pics of the non-hentai kind)*

Netti: Why do we have to be the ambassadors into Neth's brain?

Debbi: Because we've been around the longest. Some of the others aren't as forward as us from Animal Village. And we've been through a lot.

Netti: What about Polli? Polli was a slave for 7 years. A slave!

Debbi: And she curses liberally in a language Neth writes as she needs it. Plus, she's pissed off anyways with the gay marriage rulings over in Neth's world. She'd just curse in Akuu'mai'ian and the other authors wouldn't know what she's saying.

Netti: *grumbles something about Neth being almost a month younger than her anyways and her not having to listen to her*

Neth: stare Time warp. Welcome to 1995, you two.

Debbi: AW! DAMMIT! I'm 14 again! I don't wanna be 14 again!

Netti: It's after your birthday. You're 15.

Debbi: AW, Double DAMMIT! I don't want to be 15! 15 sucks! I'm starting to go goth which is pissing others off.

Netti: stare At least you're not trying to adjust to having an adoptive brother and sister that don't speak English well. Plus, I'm the mother of the most overactive toddler born. I'm 15 with a 2 year old child!

Debbi: stare I'm the same age Ricky was when he was shot. In front of my face.

Netti: ******** me. You win.

(As much as I pick on my characters, they're still pretty perky.)

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:13 pm


Adrion: *stops convulsing* Hey, more people are coming in...

Asher: Say... why did Ren put you in here, anyways?

Adrion: Well, um... I've got this... this thing. I don't know how to explain it, but whatever I dream becomes reality the next day. It's driving me INSANE! It killed my mother and my brother Kami over here.

Kamaro: *bites his lip with large, sharp canines* Eh?

Asher: Aww... poor ittle baby... *snuggles Addie*

Adrion: *shoves him off* scream FAIRY!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:49 pm


Jory: *glances around a bit uncomfortably* I get the feeling I should've brought someone from the plot with me so that I actually had someone to converse with. Humm ... *ponders who a likely fellow victim would be* Cathryn? She might enjoy this .. or Scott. Not that he trusts me. Not that I blame him.

Vyka: *grumbles something about it not being fair, pitting new vampires against older ones and sulks in a corner* stare

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