*a figure appears on the WIFtron, he begins to speak.*
rules... were meant to be broken. this country was founded by men who dared to break the rules. in fact, we break them all the time... didn't you ever speed? take a sip of alcohol before you were 21? have an expired license? failed to curb your dog? it doesn't make you a criminal, you're still a good person. laws... are merely suggestions. live life the way you want to. do it for you... hell, I'm not telling you anything... that you don't already know.
*the image fades to a black screen and the name Sean O'Haire appears in the center.*
Wrestler Impersonators Federation