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 Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:50 am
In case you need to pass for a NOOB for some reason -though I cannot think of a good one myself, you'll find this inmensely useful: TranslatorUse it at your own risk! And beware! The extreme ||00BI5|-| translation is especially dangerous. gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:11 pm
The first paragraph of an essay I wrote for my English class: Quote: i|| 1947 BR||/-RD B/-RuC]-[ C0I3||D D/-T3R]/[ “C0|_D W/-R” I|| r3F3R3||C/- 2 t3]-[ GR0wI||G0RZ T3||5I0||5 BTw333|| T3]-[ U||I3tD 5T/-3t5 /-||D t3]-[ 50/3IT u||I0|| (“C0|_D W/-r”) |_IT|_/- 0/3R /- Y3/-R |_8R T]-[0]/[/-5 G0|_D5]/[IT]-[ W/-50RZ gR/-||T3D /- P/-3t||T f0R T3]-[ fIr5t /I3D0 G]/[31!111111 W]-[I3|_0RZ T]-[353 /-\/3||T50Rz ]/[IG]-[T /-P3/-R C0]/[p|_3T3|_Y0Rz U||R/-|_/-3TD T]-[3y R I||TRI||5IC/-|_Y t3ID!!1!! 0]/[g WTf D/-]/[U|_TI-Bi|_I0|| D0|_/-R /I3d0 G]/[3 I||DU5TrY W]-[Ic]-[ PR0/I3D5 3||T/-RT/-||3]/[3||t0rZ F0R ]/[i|_i0||5 0F /-|_ /-3G5 ]-[/-5 IT5 R000T5 DUrI||G t/-]-[T 3R/- 0F i||T/-R||/-TI0||/-|_ T3||5I0|| t3]-[ C0|_D0RZ W/-R /-||D ]-[/-5 B/-|| C0|_0R/-d BY T]-[05/- BG||g||G5 2 T]-[I5 D/-y11!!! |_0|_
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:17 pm
Wow, that's frightening... sad
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:21 pm
How can anyone read that?
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:36 pm
Quote: ]-[/-|_0 I]/[ PFC C0|_I|| /-3|_X/-||D3r 5]/[It]-[0RZ 0F D/-u51!1!11!1! |_0|_ /-R]/[Y11!!1!!1! ]/[/-]-[CUr/-||T J0B I5 2 r/-p/-r3 T3]-[ /-R]/[]/[3||T /-||D 3|_3cTRic/-|_0RZ 5Y5T3]/[5 0F T3]-[ /-]-[-64/- /-P/-C]-[3 ]-[3|_IC0Pt/-r!1111 |_0|_ I]/[ /-|_50 /-|| /-R]/[Y 0fI3Cr C/-3DT /-T D/-CIT/-3d|_0RZ I|| C]-[/-R|_352|| 50UT]-[ C/-R0|_I||/- w]-[3r/- I]/[ 5TuDYI||G ]-[I52RY0RZ /-||D P5Yc]-[0|_0gY1!1!1!!! wTF W]-[/-|| i GR/-DU/-3T0RZ I P|_/-|| 0|| g3Ti||G ]/[/-]-[Pi|_0t5 c/-RTIfIC/-tI0|| /-||D F|_YI||g D/-\/3Ry /-R3CR/-FT I ]-[/-|_P 2 ]/[/-||3T/-||31!!!1!11! WTF |_0|_ Quote: HELO IM PFC coLIN AELXAND3R SmITH Of teH US1111!!1!1 oMG wTF ARMY!11!! MAHcURENT jOb iS 2 R3PARE TEH ARmMeNt aND ALeCTRIcAL SysTaMS oF tEH AH-64a aPacHE HELICoPTeR!1!11 IM alSO AN arMY OFIECR CaeDt aT tEH CITAEDL IN CHARLES2N SOUTH CArolINA WhEr3 im sTUDYINg HIS2RY AND pSYCHOLOGy1!!1!!!1! oMG WtF LOl WHEN I gRADUAET I PlAn ON GaTiNG MAHPiLOtS cErTIFICaTION AND FlYING DAVERY AREcRAFT I H3LP 2 mAnETANE!1111! oMG WtF The second set the built-in spell check on fire. For those who need a translation: Quote: Hello, I am PFC Collin Alexander Smith of the U.S. Army. My current job is to repair the armament and electrical systems of the AH-64A "Apache" Helicopter. I am also an Army Officer Cadet at The Citadel in Charleston, South Carolina where I am studying history and psychology. When I graduate I plan on getting my Pilot's certification and flying the very aircraft I help to maintain.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:53 pm
I have a question...
This is the Gaian Grammar Guild, correct?
Then why are people constantly bringing in tools to help commit these attrocities against the english language?
I was just wondering...
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:31 pm
It starts out as this: Quote: Hello, my name is Yami no Hitokiri. As a Gaian, I believe in the user of proper grammar online most, if not all, times. With my partner DarkElf27, I have founded the Gaian Grammar Guild to gather like-minded Gaians unto myself. Together, we shall go forward with banners in our signatures and spread the gospel of good grammar. It ends up as this: Quote: HAlO MAHnME iS YMi NO HI2KIRi!!!11 wTF AS A GAaeN I BlEIVA IN DAUs3r OF PROPAR GRMMaR ONLIeN MOsT if NoT AL TIeMs!1!!11!1! LOL WITMAHPARTnAr DARK3LF27 I haEV FOUnd3D DAGAAEn gRMMAR GUILD 2 GATHER LiEk-MINdEd GaAeNS UN2 MySELF!1111!!1 Omg wTF N00B 2GEtH3R W3 sHAL GO FOrWARD WITBAN3RS iN OuR siGNATUR3S AND SPREaD DAGOsP3L OF GOOod GRMMaR!!!!! OMG In super moron mode: Quote: ]-[/-|_0 ]/[/-]-[||]/[3 I5 Y]/[I ||0 ]-[I2KIrI1111!1!!1 0]/[G |_0|_ ||00b /-5 /- G/-/-3|| I B|_3i//- I|| T3]-[ u53R 0F pR0P3R GR]/[]/[/-R 0|||_i3|| ]/[05T If ||0T /-|_ TI3]/[5!1!1!111 0]/[G wTF |_0|_ wIT]/[/-]-[P/-RT||3r0Rz D/-rk3|_f27 i ]-[/-3/ F0U||D/-D D/-g/-/-3|| GR]/[]/[/-r GUI|_D 2 G/-T]-[3r |_I3k-]/[i||D3D G/-/-3||5 U||20rZ ]/[Y5/-|_F!11!!!! |_0|_ 2G3T]-[3R W3 5]-[/-|_ G0 F0RW/-RD WITB/-||3R5 I|| 0UR 5Ig||/-tUR/-5 /-||D 5PR3/-D D/-G05P3|_ 0f G000D gR]/[]/[/-R1!!1!1 0]/[G WtF Oh, the humanity! gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:37 pm
Vagabond Soul: We're dissecting the tool, not promoting it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:52 pm
Vagabond Soul I have a question...
This is the Gaian Grammar Guild, correct?
Then why are people constantly bringing in tools to help commit these attrocities against the english language?
I was just wondering... For our own amusement. Quote: Hello, my name is Demokritos from Gaia online. I haven't been here for very long, but I've done similar kinds of forums enough to know that the usage of proper grammar tends to make your points go through more clearly. Those who do 'text talk' are merely making it harder for those that have to read it. It turned out like this. Quote: H3LO MAHNME IS DEMoKRI2S FROm gAAE ONLIEN!1!!!! WTF I HAeVNT bAN HERA FOR VERy LONG BUT IVe DOnE SIMILAR KINdS oF FORUMS eNOUGh 2 KNOW TAHt dauSAEG OF PROPER GRMMAR TENDS 2 MAEK Ur POINTs GO THRoUGh mORE CL3ARLY11!!1111 OMG WTf LOL tHOS3 WHO DO TExT ToK R MERELY MAKINg IT HArDAR FOR THOSE TAHT HAEV 2 READ IT11!!! LOL And with complete retard. Quote: ]-[3|_0 ]/[/-]-[||]/[/- I5 d3]/[0KRI25 FR0]/[ G/-/-3 0|||_i3||!111!1 0]/[G I ]-[/-3/||T B3|| ]-[/-R30RZ F0R /3RY |_0||G BUt0rz I/3 D0||/- 5I]/[I|_/-R KI||D5 0F f0RU]/[5 3||0UG]-[ 2 k||0w0Rz T/-]-[T T3]-[ U5/-3G 0F PR0P3R gR]/[]/[/-r T3||D5 2 ]/[/-3K UR P0i||t5 G0 T]-[R0ug]-[ ]/[0R3 C|_3/-r|_y1!1!11 0]/[g WtF T]-[05/- w]-[0 D0 T3XT T0k R ]/[3R3|_Y ]/[/-Ki||G IT ]-[/-RD/-R f0R0RZ t]-[05/- T/-]-[T ]-[/-3/ 2 R3/-D IT!11!1!1 0]/[G WTF To those that can actually read that, kudos to you. That is completely illegible to me.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:14 pm
Real saying: Quote: Hello. I'm Laura from Ohio. I'm in 10th grade High School working my way up to be a Japanese Translator. If not, I want to be a novelist [author]. Otherwise, I'll stick with the U.S. Navy. Those who use N00bish language or so known as "txt tlk" will suffer the consequences once they write normally. Good luck! Turning out like this: Quote: H3LO1!11! OMG Im LaURA FROM O1!1!!!1 OMG WTf LOL IM In 10TH GrAED HIgH SKOOL WORKING mAHWaY UP 2 B A JApAeNSE TRANsLA2R!1!1!!1 WTf lol If not I wANt 2 B A NOVELISt [AUtHOR]!!!1!11!1 OMG LOl OTHArWIES IL StIk WiTTEH US11!!11!!! WTF NAVy!!1!!1 LOl N00B THoS3 WhO UsE N0BISH LANGUAeG Or so KNoWN aS txt TLK WiL SUFER Teh COnSEqUANCAS ONCA THEY wRIET NORmAly 1!!!!111 OMG GOoOD LUK!11!! OMG LoL With Retard Mode: Quote: ]-[3|_0!1!111!11 0]/[g WTf |_0|_ I]/[ |_/-UR/- FR0]/[ 0!!1111! 0]/[G wTF ||00B i]/[ I|| 10T]-[ GR/-3D ]-[IG]-[0Rz 5K00|_ W0rkI||G0Rz ]/[/-]-[W/-Y UP 2 B /- J/-p/-3||53 TR/-||5|_/-2R0RZ!1!1!! WtF |_0|_ IF ||0T I W/-||T 2 B0RZ /- RZ ||0//-|_I5T [/-UT]-[0r]!!!!11 wTF |_0|_ 0T]-[3RWI35 i|_ 5TIK0Rz wITD/-U51!!!11! |_0|_ ||/-\/Y!!11!! WTF |_0|_ T]-[05/- w]-[00RZ U53 ||0BI5]-[ |_/-||GU/-3G 0R 50 K||0W|| /-5 TxT T|_K WI|_ 5UF/-R T3]-[ C0||53QU3||C35 0||C/- T]-[/-Y0Rz wRI3t ||0R]/[/-|_Y !!!!!!!1 0rZ g000D |_UK11!11!!1 wTF What did I just say? I don't know anymore. gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:31 pm
Quote: Hello, I am a 14 year-old computer geek. If I wanted to I could have this site shut down for cluttering the internet, instead I'm going to enjoy it and make use of it by telling people how annoying it is to read this! Also, I will tell people about this site, only to get the word out of how annoying this is! That is not true! Quote: ]-[/-|_0 i]/[ /- 14 y3/-R-0|_D C0]/[P00T3R G333K0RZ11!111!!1 0]/[G WTf |_0|_ If I W/-||T3D 2 I cU0|_D ]-[/-3/0RZ T]-[I5 5I3T 5]-[UT D0W|| F0R C|_UT3RI||G0RZ T3]-[ I||T/-r||3T i||5T3/-D I]/[/- G0I||G T0 3||J0y IT /-||D ]/[/-3k U53 0f iT By T3|_I||G P30P|_30rZ ]-[0W /-||0YI||g IT0Rz i5 2 R3/-D T]-[i5!!1!1!! 0]/[G WtF |_0|_ /-|_50 I WI|_ T/-|_ P30P|_3 /-b0UT T]-[i5 5I3T 0|||_y 2 g3T D/-W0RD0Rz 0uT 0f ]-[0W /-||0yi||G T]-[I5 I5!111!! WTF |_0|_ Can anyone read that? rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:37 pm
OMG WTF LOL!!
stare
But really, I lolled hard.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:57 pm
Translation is as follows: Quote: ]-[3|_0 /-\//-Ry0||3!11!1 ]/[/-]-[||]/[3 I5 y0KU0RZ /-||D I]/[ 18 Y3/-R50rz 0|_D11!!1 0]/[G I0RZ ]-[/-3/||T B3|| I|| g/-/-3 F0R //-rY |_0||G /-||D I]/[ 500RZ C000|_ T/-]-[T i F333|_ d/-||333d 2 /-XpR/-5 ]/[/-]-[C000|_||35 BY WrITI||g i|| T]-[I5 C0]/[P|_3T3|_Y0RZ u5/-|_/-5 /-||D r3T/-RD3D ]/[0D3!!1!1111! ||00B IT I5 /-|_50 C0]/[P|_/-t3|_Y I|_3gIb|_/- 2 /-||Y ||0R]/[/-|_ ]/[/-tuR3 ]- /[/-|| bI||g!11!!!!11 0]/[G |_0|_ W]-[IC]-[ I5 Y I T]-[I||K It5 50 c000|_1111!!!! bY WRITI||G T]-[I5 w/-Y I0RZ WI|_ b /-b|_30Rz 2 /-TR/-CT 0t]-[3R r3t/-RD/-D /-||d i]/[/-TuR/- ||000B5 Ju5t0RZ |_I3k ]/[3!!!11 0]/[G |_0|_ /-3R||T I /-3w50]/[3?!1!!1!1??? 0]/[G WTF |_0|_ This was my original text: Quote: hello, everyone! My name is Yoku and I am 18 years old. I haven't been in Gaia for very long and I am so cool that I feel the need to express my coolness by writing in this completely useless and retarded mode. It is also completely illegible to any normal, mature human being. Which is why I think it's so cool! By writing this way I will be able to attract other retarded and immature noobs just like me! Aren't I awesome? I have to admit that it is rather frightening to see...I really don't know why I even did this...I'm such a masochist...
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:21 pm
LOOK AT WHAT THAT TRANSLATOR DID TO MY PAPER!
Y/-5 i T]-[I||K W3 5]-[U0|_D ]-[/-3/ /- ]-[0|_ID/-Y0rz ]-[0||0Ri||G ]/[/-RTI|| |_UT]-[3R KI||G!!11!11! 0]/[g |_0|_ ]-[3 F0UG]-[T0Rz T]-[R0Ug]-[ ]-[/-3T /-||D c0||F|_iCT 20Rz 0/3RC0]/[/- ]-[/-Rd0rz tI3]/[5 /-||d G/-T ]-[i5 ]/[35/-3g 0UT T]-[R0UG]-[ 5P333C]-[35!111!!!11 0]/[G wTF ]-[3 0||C3 b0YC0T/-D /- BU5 5Y5t/-]/[ T/-]-[T0RZ W/-5 u||F/-R3 2 /-frIC/-|| ]/[/-RIc/-||50RZ!!!1!!!! 3/3|| W]-[/-|| ]-[3 w/-5 t]-[r0W|| I|| J/-|_3 ]-[3 F0uG]-[T 2 TRY /-||D G3T ]-[I5 ]/[35/-3G 0uT WIt]-[0UT /I0|_/-||C3!!11!1!1! 0]/[G wTF ||00B ]/[/-RTI|| |_UT]-[3R KI||g W/-5 t3]-[ ]/[/-||1!1!!1 |_0|_ 50 I||5T3/-D 0F /-5KI||G UR5 Y W/- 5]-[U0|_d ]-[/-3/0RZ /- ]-[0|_ID/-Y ]-[0||0RI||G ]-/[ /-5K UR5 Y W30RZ 5]-[U0|_D||’t /-||D I’d |_I3K 2 53330Rz U tRY 2 /-W||53R!!!!! 0]/[G wTf
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