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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:01 pm
I have decided to set forth the perfect way to save the humans. “Save humans, what do you mean?” Well, since the entire human race is snowballing its way to hell, I came up with the perfect way to cure society of all its ills, in a single generation. Here’s how. On every body’s twenty-first birthday they have to take a test. A simple test that determines the IQ, ability to function in a society and the all-important aspect of common sense. Now, to make sure there is no bias or race or religion, there will be no questions at all about one’s faith, and each group of people that take a test would do so in an anonymous environment so the test givers can’t see who is black, who is white and so on. After everyone has filled in their circles and made their marks dark, the test is then graded. Anyone that got lower than a ninety percent is now not allowed to procreate. No baby for you! This also includes convicted felons, rapists, serial killers and raving alcoholics. All of which have a genetic disposition that we don’t really need to be taking a chance on. And I know a lot of you are like “Everyone has the right to bare children!” Dude, have you seen the children out there? Do we really need more of them? No. By doing this, we’re basically getting rid of an entire generation of bad genes. Now, if this is done the folks that scored higher than a ninety percent now get to have kids and spread a higher breed of genetics throughout the land. Once the rest of the s**t-gene generation dies off, it’s over. All you’re left with are a bunch of smart people. Now, to ensure this next generation of smart kids has the means to unlock the genetic potential, we all need to start cutting corners. In other words, save some ******** money! How do you ask? For starters, no more foreign aid. None, not a drop. “But there’s AIDs in Africa!” Don’t care. I say for those that have AIDs, they need to be quarantined. Put under observation and kept from any sexual contact or any exchange of bodily fluids. Period. Do that, and once the AIDs generation dies of, it’s over. No more AIDs. Everyone who has AIDs is dead. Personally, I’m sick of these AIDs infected assholes ******** around, giving other people AIDs and bringing more AIDs babies into the world. This is where the common sense comes into play. If someone has a virus that is transmitted through sexual contact or the mixing of blood, what should this person not do? Right. So, now that we’ve saved all this money by reinvesting it in the future of our youth as apposed to the future dead of another country, we have more than enough capitol to ensure that the next generation will be given the best education possible. And we’re done. Once all these steps have been taken, you’ll see the world get a lot better, a lot faster. And don’t give me that “Well what about the AIDs in Africa” crap. Frankly, I’d rather reinvest 15 billion a year in the United States then throwing it away on a bunch of future corpses. Also, save the money you’re using on trying to find a cure for AIDs. Quarantine these ********. That’s the cure. And for those put off by this idea? Too ******** bad. You can suck off an AIDs infected a*****e for all I care. I am right, you are wrong. Period. Oh yea, and really poor people should be limited to the amount of children they can have to. There’s no need to allow a poor family to have eight kids when they barely have the means to support themselves. Bringing a newborn baby into a roach infected chicken-bone ghetto is the same as child abuse to me. This kid will have no future, no education and will expect handouts from the state. And when he or she doesn’t get it, they’ll start robbing stores down the street. That’s the way things work. A little bit of prevention can save us all a lot of trouble.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:07 pm
Kroniks in a strange mood today. He starts off talking about cell phones, moves onto cars, and now he wants to improve the entire human race.
Oh well, I'm good with your plan. I'm smart enough to pass the test and I don't have AIDS.
Just one thing though, not an IQ test. They're based off of the average mark, so if the average person is an idiot, then everyone can do exceptionally well.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:25 pm
Excellent idea...this would get rid of at least ninety-five percent of the people I know and hate in real life. And Ruin, you can create a test, find the correct answers to the test questions, then grade people based on the test answer key, you wouldn't have to base it on the average human. The average human is a God damn idiot.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:44 pm
A GDer would say:Wall of Text,You fail.
I'll read it right now.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:19 pm
I agree. Foreign aid does suck.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:27 pm
I was mildly interested in this thread until I saw where you said that people with low IQ's wouldn't be able to procreate, which is the usual lack of logic I have come to expect from you.
But whatever, I'm tired, and I don't care if I upset anyone. Your ideas here (whether posted merely because you wanted to vent or because you were serious) would not work in the real world. Very few things you think of actually do.
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:47 pm
Oh your so silly. It must be fun to have your logic. rofl
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:50 pm
Just out of curiosity... Is this Foamy too...?
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:02 pm
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