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Lyrics - ARE YOU OK?

JD: How many fingers do you see?

Elliot: Call 9-1-1 emergency

Ms Miller: Why are you singing? Wait, why am I singing?

JD: Is there someone here with you?

Elliot: Someone that we could talk to?

JD, Elliot and Crowd: Are you ok, are you alright, are you ok, are you alright?

Lyrics - WELCOME TO SACRED HEART
Kelso: Hello I'm Dr Kelso, I'm delighted that you came, so the doctors say you fainted and you don't know what's to blame, well put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart, on behalf of all who work here , welcome to Sacred Heart

JD: Our facilities are excellent, you couldn't ask for more

Janitor: As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor

Kelso: This is Dr Cox I'll be giving him your chart

Cox: And that's Dr Kelso, the kiss a** of Sacred Heart

Turk: You say you've burned your hand real bad we'll fix you up with gauze

Elliot: Perhaps you need your fat sucked out, or want a smaller shnauz

JD: Hey!

Kelso: Caught an STD from some tasty little tart?!

Crowd: We swear!

Kelso and crowd: We won't judge you here at Sacred, here at Sacred, here at Sacred Heart

Kelso: One more thing that I should mention if what I've heard is true and everyone appears to be singing to you

All: Ah Ah Ah Ah

Kelso: Your case is very serious and we'd better start

All: Cus if you think we're singing you belong at Sacred Heart

Chorus: Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Dead Guys

All: Welcome to Sacred Heart!

Lyrics - EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO POO

JD: Hey Miss Miller, we just need a stool sample

Miss Miller: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?

JD and Turk: Cus the answers not in your head my dear, it's in your butt

JD: You see, everything comes down to poo, from the top of your head to the sole of your shoe, we can figure out what's wrong with you by, looking at your poo, TURK!

Turk: Do you have a haemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down you flush away the answer

JD: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose, we'll figure out what's ailing you as long as it's a doose! YES! Everything comes down to poo, cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes the nervous system too!

All: Everything comes down to poo

JD: All across the nation, we trust in defecation, everything comes down to poo

Turk: If you want to know what's wrong don't sit and act so cool, just be a man and eat some bread, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Woman 1: My stomach hurts

JD: Check the poo

Woman 2: I sprained my ankle

Turk: Check the poo

Man 1: I was shot

JD: Check the poo

Man 2: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye

Turk: Check the poo

Man 2: Mine or his?!

JD: First him then you!

JD and Turk: It may sound gross, you may say shush, but we need to see what comes out of your tush BECAUSE,

All: Everything comes down to poo, whether it's a tumour or a touch of the flu,

JD and Turk: Please won't you pitch yourself a big, fat clue

Turk: Our number 1 test is your number 2

All: If there's no grease, light a match please, everything comes down to

JD: Doo doo

Turk: Doo doo

JD: Doo doo

Turk: Doo doo

All: Everything comes down to poo!


Lyrics - WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU CARLA

Ted: So Carla when will you be back?

Carla: Not for a year

Band: A year?!

Carla: Not for one long long year

Band: Oooh Oooh, we understand you love that kid but this aint no way to treat us!

Laverne: See you did what Judas done to Jesus

Doug: When you leave us all we'll be upset

Janitor: Look out that floor is very wet

All: We're gonna miss you Carla, we're gonna miss you around here, we're gonna miss you Carla, we're saying this through our tears, how we ever gonna get along without for a long long year

Ted: Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?

Kelso: Who'll treat my gay sons' rash and be discreet?

Todd: Who'll give me better ways to say man meat?

Carla: Beancho chiquito ["tiny p***s"]

Todd: Thanks, I'm using that!!

All: We're gonna miss you around here, we're gonna miss you Carla, we're saying this through our tears! How we ever gonna get along without you for a long long year?!

Turk: My babies made the choice to be at home and not at work, so let us all rejoice cus she's the brand new momma Turk!

Carla: He's right of course and yet my heart in spite of this feels torn apart!

All: We're gonna miss you Carla, We're gonna miss you around here

Ted: I need a tissue Carla

All: We're saying this through our tears, how we ever gonna get along without ya, how we ever gonna get along without ya, how we ever gonna get along without ya

Turk: Lunch!

Carla: It's gonna be a long, long year!

Lyrics - DR COX'S RANT

Miss Miller: Doctor Cox I'm not crazy!

Cox: Am I still singing?

Miss Miller: Singing like a bird

JD: Dr Cox huge news! I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours! Bumper buddies!

Cox: Still you're not nearly as bad as her! Do you know how much you annoy me? The answer is...a lot! Should I list the reasons why? Well I don't see why not!
It's your hair your nose your chinless face you always need a hug! Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug! That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex and oh my god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

JD: Oh by the way last time Kim was in town we got some appletinis and poured them on our good parts!

Cox: See newbie that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree cus no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be! So I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son, It makes me suicidal and I'm not the only one, no I'm not the only one!

Janitor: It all started with a penny in the door, There was a hatred that I'd never felt before, So now I'll make him pay, each and every day, until that mousse haired little nuisance is no more!

Cox: So now that is why I've called you names like Carol, Jane and Sue, like Moesha, Kim and Lillian, Suzan and Betty-Lou. See regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear you're a pain in every day of every month of every year

Miss Miller: Doctor Cox you've gotta help me cus I really am distressed can't you find another option can't you run another test?

Cox: If you want some kind of favour, really any kind of favour, please just get me peace and quiet from this godforsaken pest!

JD: I think what my bumper buddy is trying to say,,,

Miss Miller: Shut your cake-hole Mary-Beth or I swear to God I'll shut it soon

Cox: Congratulations we'll schedule your test this afternoon


Lyrics - OPTIONS

Carla: I could tell a bunch of lies

Elliot: I could buy him his own place

Carla: I could bring the baby here with me

Elliot: Or tell him there's no space


Lyrics - You'll Have to face the future

JD: I'm sure you must be scared, not knowing what this test will bring, it could prove that you are crazy, do you still here people sing? It's best to know the truth, of that I have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out

Cox: Well you're running a test, that's a waste of our time, but at least she'll except that she's medically fine. She'll admit that she's nuts, or I'll have to say snore, just give her the CAT scan, and show her the door

JD: While we process your results, we'll take you back to wait

Turk: We've got drugs to calm you down, so you don't stress about your fate

JD and Turk: It's best to know the truth, of that we have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out

Carla: You're gonna miss it Carla, you're gonna miss it round here, gonna hurt him badly, but you can't stay away for one whole year

Miss Miller: I know that I'm not crazy

JD: Everything comes down to poo

Miss Miller: I hope that I'm not crazy

JD: When we move, I'm gonna have my own private loo

Miss Miller: O no

Elliot: How am I to tell him that he's not moving too

Miss Miller: O my God

Elliot: He doesn't have a clue

Miss Miller: I'm CRAZY

Kelso: If you'd like to reconsider, I'd be glad to do my part, if you want your job, it's open. Come on back to Sacred Heart

Doctor: Look at the temporal low. That could be why she's hearing music

Cox: Biggest aneurysm I've ever seen, the woman's a time bomb

All: Sometimes you're better off not knowing, but this isn't one of those times, you're world's become a musical, and your doctors think in rhymes, it's best to know the truth, of that we have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future...

Carla: How can I tell him?

Elliot: How can I tell him?

Cox: How can I tell her?

All: You'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out!

Miss Miller: So Dr. Cox, is it serious?
Miss Miller: O

All: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All: When the truth comes out!

Lyrics - GUY LOVE

JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified, though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always stop and stare

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings to and that's why I keep them inside cus this bear can't bare the worlds disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide

JD and Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!

Turk: You ask me bout this thing we share

JD: And he tenderly replies

Turk: Its guy love

JD and Turk: Between two guys

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife

JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD

Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of your life

JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa whoa I just took out his appendix

JD: There's no need to clarify

Turk: Oh no

JD: Just let it grow more and more each day, it's like I've married my best friend

Turk: But in a totally manly way!

JD and Turk: Let's go! Its guy love don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky

JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows

Turk: I'll be there to share the highs, uh!

JD and Turk: It's guy love between two guys

JD: And when I say I love you Turk it's not what it implies

JD and Turk: It's guy love between two guys

JD: No hands!

Lyrics - DOMINICAN

Carla: I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear because I swear I'll never clue you in again every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico

Turk: Yes?

Carla: For the last time Turk I'm Dominican!

Turk: Don't make a big to do I was simply testing you

Carla: Then why d'you tell JD our baby's blacksican?

Turk: Babe you know I know the truth

Carla: Well I need a little proof so list all you know about me or no sex again!

Turk: Ah let's see...you're name is Carla

Carla: Oh yes

Turk: You are Latina

Carla: Impressive

Turk: You're a nurse, you're mothers dead and wait I got it...3 sisters!

Carla: Turk

Turk: 2 sisters? Well I'm sure you have brother who's a huge jerk off

Carla: Tell me what's my middle name?

Turk: Ok I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who gets mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff

Todd: Sorry even I know she's Dominican

Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song The Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freaking Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk: The thing is guys remember facts -- like what Derek Jeter hit last year which was 3-0-3, and that is why our brains are maxed and there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities

Carla: Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're

Carla: Dominican

Turk: You're not staying home from work

Carla: Will that make you happy Turk?

Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamin's

Carla: Then I'll return to work today, now you're sure that that's ok?

Turk: I say si which is yes in Dominican and Puerto Rican

Carla; Turk!

Turk: But you're Dominican

Lyrics - FRIENDS FOREVER

JD: We'll be friends forever we're gonna be friends forever, we will always be true, friends forever we're gonna be friends forever, I'll always be there for you! We're as close as...

Turk: The Vena Cava and the Aorta!

JD: We're best friends just like...

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet

All: Diverticulitis and a Barium Enema

Kelso: The Vena Cava and the Aorta

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet

Kelso: The Vena Cava and the Aorta

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a....

Lyrics - WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

Miss Miller: What's going to happen? What does the future hold? So many things that I put off assuming I'd have time, assuming I'd grow old. What's going to happen? And will I be alive tomorrow? What's going to happen to me?

Cox: You're going to be ok

All: That's what's going to happen, everything's ok, we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away, plan for tomorrow, cus we swear to you you're going to be ok

Miss Miller: I'm going to be ok

All: That's what's going to happen

Miss Miller: Everything's ok

All: Everything's ok, we will never leave you, right here we will stay, plan for tomorrow [x2 cannon] cus we swear to you you're going to be ok

JD: We hope...

Cox: Shhhh

her mame is Miss Miller


here is like all of them

Lyrics - ARE YOU OK?

JD: How many fingers do you see?

Elliot: Call 9-1-1 emergency

Ms Miller: Why are you singing? Wait, why am I singing?

JD: Is there someone here with you?

Elliot: Someone that we could talk to?

JD, Elliot and Crowd: Are you ok, are you alright, are you ok, are you alright?

Lyrics - WELCOME TO SACRED HEART

Kelso: Hello I'm Dr Kelso, I'm delighted that you came, so the doctors say you fainted and you don't know what's to blame, well put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart, on behalf of all who work here , welcome to Sacred Heart

JD: Our facilities are excellent, you couldn't ask for more

Janitor: As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor

Kelso: This is Dr Cox I'll be giving him your chart

Cox: And that's Dr Kelso, the kiss a** of Sacred Heart

Turk: You say you've burned your hand real bad we'll fix you up with gauze

Elliot: Perhaps you need your fat sucked out, or want a smaller shnauz

JD: Hey!

Kelso: Caught an STD from some tasty little tart?!

Crowd: We swear!

Kelso and crowd: We won't judge you here at Sacred, here at Sacred, here at Sacred Heart

Kelso: One more thing that I should mention if what I've heard is true and everyone appears to be singing to you

All: Ah Ah Ah Ah

Kelso: Your case is very serious and we'd better start

All: Cus if you think we're singing you belong at Sacred Heart

Chorus: Doctors, Nurses, Patients, Dead Guys

All: Welcome to Sacred Heart!

Lyrics - EVERYTHING COMES DOWN TO POO

JD: Hey Miss Miller, we just need a stool sample

Miss Miller: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?

JD and Turk: Cus the answers not in your head my dear, it's in your butt

JD: You see, everything comes down to poo, from the top of your head to the sole of your shoe, we can figure out what's wrong with you by, looking at your poo, TURK!

Turk: Do you have a haemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down you flush away the answer

JD: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose, we'll figure out what's ailing you as long as it's a doose! YES! Everything comes down to poo, cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes the nervous system too!

All: Everything comes down to poo

JD: All across the nation, we trust in defecation, everything comes down to poo

Turk: If you want to know what's wrong don't sit and act so cool, just be a man and eat some bread, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Woman 1: My stomach hurts

JD: Check the poo

Woman 2: I sprained my ankle

Turk: Check the poo

Man 1: I was shot

JD: Check the poo

Man 2: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye

Turk: Check the poo

Man 2: Mine or his?!

JD: First him then you!

JD and Turk: It may sound gross, you may say shush, but we need to see what comes out of your tush BECAUSE,

All: Everything comes down to poo, whether it's a tumour or a touch of the flu,

JD and Turk: Please won't you pitch yourself a big, fat clue

Turk: Our number 1 test is your number 2

All: If there's no grease, light a match please, everything comes down to

JD: Doo doo

Turk: Doo doo

JD: Doo doo

Turk: Doo doo

All: Everything comes down to poo!


Lyrics - WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU CARLA

Ted: So Carla when will you be back?

Carla: Not for a year

Band: A year?!

Carla: Not for one long long year

Band: Oooh Oooh, we understand you love that kid but this aint no way to treat us!

Laverne: See you did what Judas done to Jesus

Doug: When you leave us all we'll be upset

Janitor: Look out that floor is very wet

All: We're gonna miss you Carla, we're gonna miss you around here, we're gonna miss you Carla, we're saying this through our tears, how we ever gonna get along without for a long long year

Ted: Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?

Kelso: Who'll treat my gay sons' rash and be discreet?

Todd: Who'll give me better ways to say man meat?

Carla: Beancho chiquito ["tiny p***s"]

Todd: Thanks, I'm using that!!

All: We're gonna miss you around here, we're gonna miss you Carla, we're saying this through our tears! How we ever gonna get along without you for a long long year?!

Turk: My babies made the choice to be at home and not at work, so let us all rejoice cus she's the brand new momma Turk!

Carla: He's right of course and yet my heart in spite of this feels torn apart!

All: We're gonna miss you Carla, We're gonna miss you around here

Ted: I need a tissue Carla

All: We're saying this through our tears, how we ever gonna get along without ya, how we ever gonna get along without ya, how we ever gonna get along without ya

Turk: Lunch!

Carla: It's gonna be a long, long year!

Lyrics - DR COX'S RANT

Miss Miller: Doctor Cox I'm not crazy!

Cox: Am I still singing?

Miss Miller: Singing like a bird

JD: Dr Cox huge news! I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours! Bumper buddies!

Cox: Still you're not nearly as bad as her! Do you know how much you annoy me? The answer is...a lot! Should I list the reasons why? Well I don't see why not!
It's your hair your nose your chinless face you always need a hug! Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug! That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex and oh my god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

JD: Oh by the way last time Kim was in town we got some appletinis and poured them on our good parts!

Cox: See newbie that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree cus no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be! So I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son, It makes me suicidal and I'm not the only one, no I'm not the only one!

Janitor: It all started with a penny in the door, There was a hatred that I'd never felt before, So now I'll make him pay, each and every day, until that mousse haired little nuisance is no more!

Cox: So now that is why I've called you names like Carol, Jane and Sue, like Moesha, Kim and Lillian, Suzan and Betty-Lou. See regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear you're a pain in every day of every month of every year

Miss Miller: Doctor Cox you've gotta help me cus I really am distressed can't you find another option can't you run another test?

Cox: If you want some kind of favour, really any kind of favour, please just get me peace and quiet from this godforsaken pest!

JD: I think what my bumper buddy is trying to say,,,

Miss Miller: Shut your cake-hole Mary-Beth or I swear to God I'll shut it soon

Cox: Congratulations we'll schedule your test this afternoon


Lyrics - OPTIONS

Carla: I could tell a bunch of lies

Elliot: I could buy him his own place

Carla: I could bring the baby here with me

Elliot: Or tell him there's no space


Lyrics - WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT

JD: I'm sure you must be scared, not knowing what this test will bring, it could prove that you are crazy, do you still here people sing? It's best to know the truth, of that I have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out

Cox: Well you're running a test, that's a waste of our time, but at least she'll except that she's medically fine. She'll admit that she's nuts, or I'll have to say snore, just give her the CAT scan, and show her the door

JD: While we process your results, we'll take you back to wait

Turk: We've got drugs to calm you down, so you don't stress about your fate

JD and Turk: It's best to know the truth, of that we have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out

Carla: You're gonna miss it Carla, you're gonna miss it round here, gonna hurt him badly, but you can't stay away for one whole year

Miss Miller: I know that I'm not crazy

JD: Everything comes down to poo

Miss Miller: I hope that I'm not crazy

JD: When we move, I'm gonna have my own private loo

Miss Miller: O no

Elliot: How am I to tell him that he's not moving too

Miss Miller: O my God

Elliot: He doesn't have a clue

Miss Miller: I'm CRAZY

Kelso: If you'd like to reconsider, I'd be glad to do my part, if you want your job, it's open. Come on back to Sacred Heart

Doctor: Look at the temporal low. That could be why she's hearing music

Cox: Biggest aneurysm I've ever seen, the woman's a time bomb

All: Sometimes you're better off not knowing, but this isn't one of those times, you're world's become a musical, and your doctors think in rhymes, it's best to know the truth, of that we have no doubt, but you'll have to face the future...

Carla: How can I tell him?

Elliot: How can I tell him?

Cox: How can I tell her?

All: You'll have to face the future, when the truth comes out!

Miss Miller: So Dr. Cox, is it serious?
Miss Miller: O

All: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All: When the truth comes out!

Lyrics - GUY LOVE

JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified, though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always stop and stare

Turk: I feel exactly those feelings to and that's why I keep them inside cus this bear can't bare the worlds disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide

JD and Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is! Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!

Turk: You ask me bout this thing we share

JD: And he tenderly replies

Turk: Its guy love

JD and Turk: Between two guys

Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife

JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD

Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of your life

JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa whoa I just took out his appendix

JD: There's no need to clarify

Turk: Oh no

JD: Just let it grow more and more each day, it's like I've married my best friend

Turk: But in a totally manly way!

JD and Turk: Let's go! Its guy love don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky

JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows

Turk: I'll be there to share the highs, uh!

JD and Turk: It's guy love between two guys

JD: And when I say I love you Turk it's not what it implies

JD and Turk: It's guy love between two guys

JD: No hands!
Lyrics - TANGO DOMINICAN

Carla: I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear because I swear I'll never clue you in again every time that you profess I come from Puerto Rico

Turk: Yes?

Carla: For the last time Turk I'm Dominican!

Turk: Don't make a big to do I was simply testing you

Carla: Then why d'you tell JD our baby's blacksican?

Turk: Babe you know I know the truth

Carla: Well I need a little proof so list all you know about me or no sex again!

Turk: Ah let's see...you're name is Carla

Carla: Oh yes

Turk: You are Latina

Carla: Impressive

Turk: You're a nurse, you're mothers dead and wait I got it...3 sisters!

Carla: Turk

Turk: 2 sisters? Well I'm sure you have brother who's a huge jerk off

Carla: Tell me what's my middle name?

Turk: Ok I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who gets mixed up by all this crazy ethnic stuff

Todd: Sorry even I know she's Dominican

Carla: Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song The Beatles or Led Zeppelin? Am I freaking Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk: The thing is guys remember facts -- like what Derek Jeter hit last year which was 3-0-3, and that is why our brains are maxed and there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities

Carla: Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man

Turk: Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're

Carla: Dominican

Turk: You're not staying home from work

Carla: Will that make you happy Turk?

Turk: I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamin's

Carla: Then I'll return to work today, now you're sure that that's ok?

Turk: I say si which is yes in Dominican and Puerto Rican

Carla; Turk!

Turk: But you're Dominican

Lyrics - FRIENDS FOREVER

JD: We'll be friends forever we're gonna be friends forever, we will always be true, friends forever we're gonna be friends forever, I'll always be there for you! We're as close as...

Turk: The Vena Cava and the Aorta!

JD: We're best friends just like...

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet

All: Diverticulitis and a Barium Enema

Kelso: The Vena Cava and the Aorta

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet

Kelso: The Vena Cava and the Aorta

Elliot: Amoxicillin and Clavulanic Acid

Kelso: The Tibia, the Fibula, The left and right Ventricle

Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a....

Lyrics - WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

Miss Miller: What's going to happen? What does the future hold? So many things that I put off assuming I'd have time, assuming I'd grow old. What's going to happen? And will I be alive tomorrow? What's going to happen to me?

Cox: You're going to be ok

All: That's what's going to happen, everything's ok, we're right here beside you, we won't let you slip away, plan for tomorrow, cus we swear to you you're going to be ok

Miss Miller: I'm going to be ok

All: That's what's going to happen

Miss Miller: Everything's ok

All: Everything's ok, we will never leave you, right here we will stay, plan for tomorrow [x2 cannon] cus we swear to you you're going to be ok

JD: We hope...

Cox: Shhhh

I didn't write these I just copied them

The Damn Sasquatch says:

I watch the Musical at least twice a day at least 3 times a week. And I sing along EVERY TIME.

LOL u got that from a website right? i just watched a video of it and wrote down what i heard! >.< yes i was very bored nd felling scubsy

gahh! i cant listen to it! crying i cant open it!!

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