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 Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:46 am
i love that show!! he's sooo funny! what's your favorite quote from that???
mine is probably..." I'm just a messenger for big guns upstairs. you know what I'm saying?" LOL! So funny! Share you favorite dane cook quote from vicious circle!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:32 pm
The entire bit where he does the B and E. Classies man.
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:36 pm
* in dane cook voice * where's the van, the van is suppose to be here! YOU...ME...US!!!! I LOVE THAT LINEE!!! ITS WHEN HES DOIN THE THING WIT THE MOVIES!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:34 pm
"When you see that you just drove into ******** she's the mayor"
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:35 pm
" I hope that when he dies, he does become a tree! One day, I hope. he's in the forest, doin his tree thing...whatever it is trees do...i heard they do a lot work with breezes...and hes enjoying his treeness when all of a sudden a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along and starts choppin everything down and chops him down, throws him down, drags him throug the mud and the muck, grind him up in a sawmill and make him into paper and then, once he's paper, you print the bible on him!!!" heart biggrin
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:50 pm
mine is "im windextor im here to clean your soul" or "that is what happens when you get drunk on cape cod"
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:20 pm
My favorite is the whole bit leading up to "Someday all this will be yours." I laughed so hard I started to cry.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:27 am
xx FALLENxSTARxOx " I hope that when he dies, he does become a tree! One day, I hope. he's in the forest, doin his tree thing...whatever it is trees do...i heard they do a lot work with breezes...and hes enjoying his treeness when all of a sudden a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes along and starts choppin everything down and chops him down, throws him down, drags him throug the mud and the muck, grind him up in a sawmill and make him into paper and then, once he's paper, you print the bible on him!!!" heart biggrin
But alas, this song past, my daydream fades to black
Boring me, hopelessly, wishing that you’d be attacked
And raped by demented monkeys with huge cocks
And painted green like a jellybean
Made a trampoline and a toxic swamp
You’re so smug, and so fake with your laugh and your clique
I want to be you so bad it makes me so ******** sick
heart xd heart
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:55 pm
i luvved the whole atheist one and the cheating one and the cinematic adventure. Vicious Circle has got to be my favourite tour!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:57 pm
"Someday all this will be yours."
and in the unedited version,
CAPTINNNNN! D:
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:39 am
"Oh yeah, I have a f**king hologram of me watching TV! So screw you Bucko!"
(predator voice)"What the hell are you?"
"God bless you"
(crying)"I did my best! I did my best!" "Why didn't she invite me! Why did she invite everyone but me! I did my best!"
"I looked in your closet and there is some pretty f**ked up s**t in there."
"The floors are so sticky." "I just came." ewww!
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:48 am
"F**k! Now Matt thinks I ate his ice cream." "This was a fluke. Matt this was a fluke. I swear on my next unborn child."
"Pick up you duchbag, where are you?" "Oh I'm a duchbag? Your a duchbox. I've upgraded your duch container and your a duch box." "Oh yeah, well your a duch troth, your a troth of duch." "Your a f**king duchspaceshuttle!" "That doesn't count. We're talking about containers, I am not a duchspaceshuttle."
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:59 am
No I'm not crying you f**, shut up.
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:57 pm
"This guy won't sit! Him and his flimsy box!" Who DOESN'T love that line???
blaugh 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:37 pm
I love that. "SHHHHHUUUUSH!" "You know what, f**k ur mutha!" SHHHHHUUULALALALUSH!"
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