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A Packer fan, a Viking fan and a Bears fan were all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police
rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a
severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually
being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to
successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a
stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said,
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he
thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to
my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip
went through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by
himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix
two pillows on my back. "But even two pillows could only take 15
lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Packer fan out
crying like a little girl.

The Bears fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but
before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best
and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bears fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are
also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second
wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Packer fan to my back."


No offense to actual Viking or Packers fan....

I'd say go 49ers but they need to get some better players. But they will always have my support.

Oh Fine go ahead and rub it in.....just add to the list of Other calls I got rubbing it....

I never said you did...I just got quite a bit

Now, now, my sweet little braggarts.

I'd be doing the same if the 49ers won but that won't happen for a long time.