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 Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:29 pm
Fabian Kaelin: Thiiiiiiiis match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a hardcore match! Introducing first...
*SPAZZES OUT, BECAUSE HE'S THE WORST ANNOUNCER EVER!*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:33 pm
:: Do It For Her's theme song (check profile) played, as Jimmy ran onstage looking cheerful! With cellphone in hand, he ran down the ramp and leaned against the barricade, giving his digits to a couple of cute girls in the front row. He gave them a thumbs up, and slided into the ring. ::
Fabian: From Kalamazoo, Michigan, weighing in at 169 lbs, Jimmy Jacobs!
:: He ran up to Fabian and hugged him! ::
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:39 pm
Her name was Lola!
She was a showgirl!
With yellow feathers in her and dress way down to there!
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor
They worked from 8-4
They were young and had eachother
Who could ask for more?
At the Copa! (Co!) Copacabana! (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (Here!)
At the Copa! (Co!) Copacabana!
Music and passion are always the fashion at the Copaaaaa!
*"Copacabana" by Barry Manilow played, as Colt Cabana danced onstage wearing his usual jacket, Cabanarama Bandana, ans towel.*
*Matt Classic's theme played, as Matt Classic stomped onstage. He looked at Jimmy, as he made way down the ramp and to the ring.*
Fabian: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 240 lbs, Matt Classic!
*Matt climbed into the ring with a crotch thrust, then stood up doing his military drill around the ring.*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:41 pm
( YOU DID A WHOLE COLT CABANA ENTRANCE, JUST TO CROSS IT OUT?! rofl )
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:42 pm
(( You know how crazy I am! ))
*Matt took off his jacket and towel, and tossed it over the ropes.*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:43 pm
:: Jimmy looked at Colt Cabana Matt Classic and scowled. ::
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:45 pm
*The bell rung as Matt circled the ring with arms out, OLD SCHOOL style!*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:46 pm
:: Jimmy shook his head, then ran at Matt, going for a dropkick. ::
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:48 pm
*Matt stumbles back from the dropkick.*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:49 pm
:: Jimmy then stood up and attempted a DDT! ::
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:50 pm
*Matt did a thumb to eye to Jimmy to get out!*
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:51 pm
:: Jimmy stumbled back from the thumb to eye! ::
" OWW! "
gonk
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Classic Colt Cabana rolled 1 4-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:54 pm
*Matt slipped behind Jimmy and attempted a quick sleeperhold.*
(( 2 ))
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:55 pm
:: Jimmy elbows Matt off. ::
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:56 pm
*Matt backs off, then attempts a back suplex.*
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