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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:15 pm

Hello everyone and welcome to the thread hosted by the ZH! cool
Now you will be asking "ZH EMERGENCY TENT? ARE THEY GOING TO KEEL US?" No.. this is your one stop for all of your medical, gossip and icecream needs cool

Our newest tabloid stories will also appear here.. be prepared for some shocking news revealed! eek

Winners of the avi contest:

1 ) Shadow
2 ) DJ
3) Blake

INDEX:

1 ) First post - EXPLAIN THINGS

2 ) Medical Tent Info And Avi Contest! smile

3 ) Previous Tabloid Stories

4 ) Icecream Menu

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:17 pm

Tabloid fun!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: All this is fake!

LOVE BUG AT LARGE!!

Monday Feb 5, 2007

Be worried now.

Late Sunday evening our sources spotted SORN GONE WILD!

What with his multiple towns raid in 1000.. which was amusing..

Sorn wanting babies?

It grew worse.

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PROOF OF THE LOVE BUG!

Please be wary of this LOVE virus that seems to have effected him. Our sources have found it to be highly contagious!

Be wary.

Very wary.

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STRAIGHT FROM THE ZURG HIVE PRESS! BREAKING NEWS!
Early this morning Dakota S was seen walking around towns in notging but

white, lacy panties and silk stalkings singing walking around in womens

underwear. She....ahem he was later arrested but Gaian Authorities for

prostitution. Thanks to the boys in blue gaia is once again safe from

the strange antics of this disturbed person.

As you enter the tent you see a friendly female Zurg wearing a nurses uniform and a Sasha wig greet you. She seems to be hiding something behind her back……

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"HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You seem like a fine specimen! But we just need to check you health… come this way!"

She ushers you to a far back corner and you make the mistake of asking about the Doctor….

"Did you say DOCTOR!" Her eyes become red, and you start to really become nervous…

"THERE IS NO NEED FOR A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I OUT RANK ALL DOCTORS!!!! THEY LACK MY FINESSE! MY SKILL! MY ABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She quickly turns you over and proceeds to probe you…… you feel a quick discomfort and it’s over.

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"SEE! Now you need to …" quick diagnosis….

"Now run along… I have more victums/patients to PROBE!"

The strange women begins singing "Yeah Toast" as you walk away….

You had an encountered Lintra, the Nutty Nurse of the Zurg Hive

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:19 pm

Shh

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:21 pm

~ MENU ~

Nutty Nurse Clinic Specialties:

Morgue Burger and Finger Fries!!! (the kitchen is in the morgue)

SPECIALTIES:

PIGS TROUGH - A scoop of every single icecream in here! You must be a pig to be able to finish this! If you do finish it whoever is working will roller skate over to you and sing "Pig pig pig! Oh you are a big fat pig!" 3nodding

HEART ATTACK SPECIAL- A scoop of each flavour of Believers icecream flavours. This comes in a LUUUUURVE boat. 3nodding Warning: May have side effects of feeling loving after consumption.

DELICIOUS MORSELS - A scoop of each Resistance and Investigation Faction. :3 IE GR, ANBU and GIB! Arrives in a Chef's Hat shaped bowl!

WHAT?! SPECIAL - A scoop of each ZH member in a UFO themed Bowl!

ZURG HIVE:

[_yahiko_] - GREEN SKITTLES, jammed into green apple flavoured icecream. SOUR! gonk

[Bloody Angel] A tequila flavour swirl, hybrid between layers of cherry and raspberry icecream

Alien Invader Shadow - A light blue icecream that tastes like blueberrys, has dark chocolate chunks in the shape of claws, dark green apple flavoured candies and a red swirl that ... has a similar taste to blood. domokun

Eryphil - Brownies and choc chip cookie dough mixed in a swirl of vanilla an chocolate icecream :3

Kainyn 2.0 - spicey curry flavour with rice candies added in.

red333 - Cheesecake, with fudge and many different nuts! @o@

crimsonlegendz- Peanuts, cream cheese and peaches globbed into a yogurt based icecream, don't forget the apricots! gonk

Foxumon - a subtle assortment of grape, cherry, orange, mango and peach, mixed together like a rainbow.

[Person Man] - Vanilla, with dark chocolate shavings on top

ZoneIV - Kiwi and lime candies hide beneath the dark chocolate exterior

Fuhnetik - Garlic! gonk

[Kit-Kat] - Kit kats crushed into vanilla , chocolate and strawberry icecream

Lintra - Nutty Nurse Rocky Road cool With added red cross shaped marshmallows

EvilMandy- Pamplemousse flavour with black licorice hearts added in

Irvine The Fanciful - Vanilla Icecream with fortune cookies broken into it. If you're lucky you might get a witty fortune. ;D

Forbidden Toast -
Honey toast, with a slight dash of cinnamon icecream! User Image

[Britt] - Bubblegum with cinnamon hearts swirled in.

Indisposed - Vanilla, with mint chips, hazelnuts, frozen raspberries and a swirl of Agent Seltzer flavour for good measure. cool

Inai - Strawberry Blueberry with star shaped candies

KLN-A soft mixture of peanut butter, melon and cantalope; with a side dish of mashed potatoes and gravy. NOTE: Baby rattle not included

GIB:

The Iron Magus flavour - Dark mint chocolate, swirled into some butterskotch icecream and hazelnut swirl.

Agent Seltzer - Fizzy and fun! It's just like pop rocks exploded in your mouth! o:

The Agent Zi*- Rose water flavoured ice cream with a chocolate fudge swirl. It is topped with a chocolate eyepatch. (as Zi loves eyepatches more than life!)

The Paul McLawl Float*- Your favourite Lawls drink mixed with any icecream flavour to make a delicious ice cream Float!

Agent Iblake* - Ice cream in a Monster Brown Paper Bag made out of strong cookie dough, inside the bag is three different type of ice cream: mint, cookie dough ice cream, and the third you get to pick, the topping has sprinkles shaped as Vulpixz.

The Agent Pocky*- A chocolate and vanilla scoop icecream with chocolate chips and covered in Chocolate and White chocolate Pocky chunks.

NightyNite Flavor* - A delicious cup of banana ice cream with little chocolate skulls hidden inside <33

Agent A.Glitch* - A mango and pineapple swirl with neon green sprinkles (pixels) on top, in an invisible (glitched) bowl.

Agent Ginji*- Chocolate Raspberry icecream mixed with caffine, white-choclate chips, and caramle coverd gummi bears! the perfect snack to get you bouncing off the walls!

Ilafatyu* - A cup of vanilla ice cream with swirls of chocolate fudge throughout and a mound gummy bears on top.

Oni Kloud* - Mortal Kombat Ice Kream! [Recipe]

* Suggestions gladly taken by Aamittai

Believers:

The Wandering Mind - A light mint icecream, with fudge cows swirled in.

Arkeron - Licorice and lemon drops with a hint of lime.

Double Negative - Orange Sherbert with NERDS swirled in

Decht- Mushroom flavoured icecream

Puniko - Just like Chocolate!

Marrapessa - Cotton Candy

Deaddoorknob - Apple cinnamon flavour with a slight dash of lime

The Dancing Shinobi - Blueberry icecream with some GROOOOVE skittles!

Cherry Springer - Cherries and Squid! Oh my! eek

ananda082001 - Grape! With numbershaped Skor crunchies added in!

Zazabi - WATERMEAT! flavoured. :3 With cute lil seaweed pieces added in! ^o^

Designergrl - Vanilla icecream with gingersnap cookies integrated. Add some dark chocolate to tone it down.

Feei - Strawberry banana with a hint if hazelnut brownie malt

Ilymandius - Nuts! Hazelnut, peanut, poetrynut, treenut, banananut,
cracked together with some gritty straweberry icecream! ^_^

.Really Jacked Up. - Pumpkin flavour, with pumpkin seeds swirled in.

Forbic - A sweet and elegant double dark chocolate icecream with a peppermint swirl

Missy_emo-girl - snowcone! Pick a flavour of cherry, strawberry, blueberry or chocolate.

Tuki06 - french vanilla icecream with manderin slices and butterscotch chips!

Solarn - Ripe Cherry Tomatoes, mixed in with some pickle flavoured icecream with mini asparagus shaped candies. :3

Freya Valkov - Oreo cookie icecream

GAIA RESISTANCE:

Eddie Br0ck - DARK DARK chocolate icecream with skull shaped candies, and a magic flavour swirl that changes flavour to your preference. cool

Omega Will - Mudkip with a hint of ginger, with pop rocks added! biggrin

CrazyHammah - Orange flavour, with a lime swirl and rainbow sprinkles.

Z-bandit - Taco and Mint with a hint of watermelon!

OTHER :

Alien Invader Thilath - Lime flavoured icecream, with dark chocolate stars and a red swirl of raspberry.

Newzpop Reporta Tyro Bong - Blueberry icecream, with wafers and purple candies

Diehard_Dreamer- chocolate icecream with chocolate cookie bits and gummy worms

ANBU ICECREAM - The icecream that never was! ninja

Dalvar- A lemon icecream with sunflower seeds and a cherry swirl

Evil Pepper - Deep fried vanilla icecream with hot tamales. Brought to you flambayed with our non alcoholic rum! biggrin

Tai Naito - soft serve vanilla icecream, with rainbow sprinkles, gummy frogs and a can of rootbeer for the option of making into a rootbeer float

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*This was mainly inspired by Kainyn 2.0's fabulous recipe for GIB icecream. 3nodding

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:51 pm

PRESENTING!
ZURGS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!
The Soap Opera that is the Nutty Nurse Clinic!

On previous episodes............

BERSERKER RAGE!
The Evil Pepper in an effort to assimilate to the Clinic gave Alien Invader Shadow a "happy shot" which made him go berserk!
Lintra and her staff strived to cure the poor Security Staff member only to have Kenshin Love release Shadow..... with the help of Master Paint Diaster, Xenophonah, and Hattori Hanzo, they were able to cure their unstable friend of his rage......

A NUTTY NURSE SHOCKER!
Hattori Hanzo and Kenshin Love are former lovers, spurn apart by Hanzo's former nomadic mercenary ways.... For some unknown reason he's stayed at the Clinic longer then normal... COULD HE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED ALERT!
Secret Agent Bloody Angel comes to the Nutty Nurse clinic to investigate who's been messing with Dark energy and the G-Virus. Along the way she falls in love with her prime suspect, the mad scientist Red333! What has he been up to in his lab..... could he be working with dark energy?! And what does Zerro have to do with Red333?

MUTANTS!?
Grug06 and Nativealbinoshaman have a mutant watermeat baby!!!

FURRY FRENZY!
Kirby_Chan was seeing doing experiments on the nutty nurse pets : Master Paint Disaster and ForSaken Wolf!

And......

Just what is in the Morgue burgers Emidusk has been cooking.....

Pepper doesn't always see eye to eye with inanimate objects and this usually leads to missing doors in the NNC....

Why does kirby170 insist on cleaning up after MPD?

THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE STORIES OF....

ZURGS OF OUR LIVES!

STAFF:
HEAD NURSE (head Doc): Lintra
Assistant Nurse: Kenshin
Assistant Doctor to the Head Nurse: Thilath
EVIL nurse: Kit Kat
Experimental Surgery: Grug06
Energy specialist:Evil Pepper
Robotics/Part replacements:Solarn
Security/ Muscle: Alien Invader Shadow
Receptionist/daycare:Xenophonah
Bodyguard: Hanzo (He's in the morgue)
Office Pets: Forsaken Wolf
Chef: Emidusk
Nutty Nurse Kitty: Master Paint Disaster
VET: [Kirby_chan]
MPDs Liter box cleaner:kirb170
Lab Experiment: Red333
Resident Artist :Fuhnetik

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:26 pm

The happy shot was such a drag stare

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:28 pm

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The happy shot was such a drag stare

I'm the one that ended up battered and bruise crying

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:29 pm

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The happy shot was such a drag stare

I'm the one that ended up battered and bruise crying

No comment. . . . . .

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:29 pm

Shhh, nothing funny's in the burgers, I promise... ninja ;

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:30 pm

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The happy shot was such a drag stare

*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:30 pm

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Shhh, nothing funny's in the burgers, I promise... ninja ;

WHAT ABOUT THE FINGER FRIES!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:32 pm

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The happy shot was such a drag stare

*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"

*GRABS AND PROBES BRUTALLY!!!!!!! * evil

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:32 pm

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The happy shot was such a drag stare

*Walks seductively up to Shadow. "Excuse me Officer, I think you need to cuff and punish me. I've been a really naughty boy!"

-wookie noises in the background- eek ...R...i...g...h...t... I'm going to pretend that I didn't see you. eek

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