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 Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:08 am
We all know that Lobo says "Bastich!", and Wolverine has a habit of saying "Bub" and awful lot. (Which I've happened to pick up)
So, bub, tell us what else those super dudies say that you liked.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:56 am
I searched high and low for these, possibly some of the more awesome things the beloved Web Slinger has ever said.
Morlun: I like you. You're funny.
Spidey: Don't tell me; I've been trying to make Leno for months.
Captain America: It involves time travel.
Spider-Man: Nuff Said.
"I started about as old as they are, and I've turned out okay. Arguably. Right?"
--Spider-Man
(Referring to the Young Avengers)
Spidey: Kid? How old do you guys think I am?
Wolverine: Seventeen.
Nick Fury: I've seen your file. And I still say 17.
Captain America: (to Special Agent Hill) Then you can verify that I have full Champion License.
Spider-Man: Oh no. I am not joining the Champions.
Captain America: It means, my friend, that I have the authority to assemble any team I see fit to go on any mission I see fit.
Spider-Man: Yeah? I have Clones.
"Oops! I dropped my trikey!"
--Spider-Man hitting Wrecker with a tricycle in New Avengers
"You guys are so out of fashion. I mean, the whole evil twin thing went out of vogue years ago. Just be glad you're not clones. Because I'm telling you right now, if I ever see a clone again, I'll throw it off the nearest bridge. Thus making an obscene clone fall."
--Spider-Man talking to the Hydra copies of the Avengers
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:23 am
Deadpool: Rassum' Frassum' Freakin' Fraggin'
(that cracks me up)
It's all I got without doing any reading!
But I'll get back to you after some steady research
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:18 am
"Deadpool smash!"Deadpool fighting the Hulk.
And, of course, in Ultimate Alliance, when Deadpool levels up he says “now I can do whatever it is Wolverine is good at.” You know, because Wolverine says “I do what I am good at” a lot. Or something along those lines.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:28 am
Deadpool (Ultimate Alliance):
I heard your voice was so powerful it could destroy the universe.
I just want you to say one word...Spatula
C'mon say it with me Spa...tu...la.
Just say it. You know you wanna.
SHIELD soldier: You made it! Great! You know this is kind of embarrassing, but could you get me out of here?
Deadpool: Sure thing, that'll be 500 dollars.
SHIELD soldier: But, you guys are super heros!
Deadpool: Oh, right, make that 1000
Gimme your lunch money!
-deadpool's taunt on UA
Anybody have anything inspirational to say?
-deadpool after changing your team in UA
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:14 am
Wolverine says "I do what I'm good at, and what I'm good at isn't very nice."
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:32 am
SHARE TIME!!!
Deadpool: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.
Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
From Ultimate Alliance. I heart Deadpool!
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:34 am
Wait! One more!
Deadpool: [after Black Widow has told him that he's going to face Dr. Doom] Wait, we're going to fight Dr. Doom? No one told me we were going to fight Doom! I want my lawyer! I want my mummy! I want my lawyer's mummy!
I will post the really good one later. Off to work!
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:39 pm
Thank... God.... for this crummy... economy.... otherwise we'd have.... no abandoned buildings to.... smash. - Plastic Man, as he's crashing through several skyscrapers.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:30 pm
Siryn: But what man can outrun the wail o' Siryn?
Deadpool: "Not I", said the mercenary.
"Pardoneth me, fair lady, but dost thou have any Grey Poupon? "
--Deadpool As Beta Ray Wade
"Is that a Megazord? "
--Deadpool looking at an animated dinosaur statue at a museum, Secret Defenders
Deadpool: Speaking of games, you ever play Street Fighter?
Shadowcat: As if.
Deadpool: (uppercuts Kitty) SHORYUKEN!
"Yay, now is fighty time, fighty time, blood, blood, blood!"
-- Deadpool (singing)
"Okay then, LEAP! "
--Deadpool (while throwing Batroc off a roof)
"Well if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?"
-- Deadpool to Cable
"Don't you ninja monks ever shower? I mean, what are you...french?"
-- Deadpool
"So I'm thinkin' a temple of blind, deaf an' mute monks ain't the best place to carry on this conversation, huh?"
-- Deadpool
Fixer: I have to kill you now.
Deadpool: Wait, weren't you one of those Blunderbolts- bad guys being good guys?
Fixer: Thunderbolts. And how would killing you make me a bad guy?
Deadpool: Good point. But I can't die right now. Maybe we can schedule it for next week?
Fixer: Oh...sorry, next week's bad. Now's good...
"Hey. Naked Avengers painted on the side of the pool. This guy's a loser but he's my kind of loser. Where's Sue Richards...? Duh, Invisible"
--Deadpool Ogling nude paintings of several female superheroes at the bottom of Fixer's pool
Deadpool: Oh, C'mon...was that really Thor? Very impressive Mjolnir.
Fixer: It's part of my anger-management therapy...
Deadpool [throwing a bomb into the pool]: Yeah? This is part of mine...
"...For the love of 'Bill Gates, this thing is adorable..."
--Deadpool talking about the Techno-Organic mesh
Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
Man: The...mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "well-compensated establishment provocateur".
"Did you ever have one of those lives?"
--Deadpool after being mocked by the BAD Girls
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