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~CHAPTER ONE~

One lovely day, in a magical forest, there was an Epople named Nerual, and her best Epople friend, Alyat.

For a while, Nerual and Alyat were enjoying this extraordinary day – but soon after, they became tired of eating [original] pringles non. stop, so they decided to take a journey to the supermarket to get another flavor.
But unfortunately, the closest supermarket was at least … well … a LONG way away, for Nerual and Alyat lived in a small village within the forest and had no shops around that sold food to their liking.

“I reckon that not only we should go to buy pringles, but we should actually go on an ADVENTURE for once! We never seem to have the chance of leaving this stupid little forest and explore the world! What do you think!? ARE YOU WITH ME!!!???” Alyat exclaimed.
“Sures! These village Epoples are just so BORING! There’s nothing to do! So we must fight for a new flavor, even if we have to sacrifice ourselves for the better of our Pringles! … Just.. let’s promise that we have to actually EAT a Pringle before we have to sacrifice ourselves..” said Nerual, as the junk food junkee she was.

So that night, the two young Epoples packed their bags and headed west, out of the forest and through the Pi-Natsu Desert. They traveled through the night and through the day, not stopping for a rest, for Epoples are built for these times ((too many pringles))

*Definition of Epople*
||{[{ A spelling mistake when you type people too fast – but in this case, a small elfish type of being who can use magic (only very little though) in times of need. They can grow to about the height of a standard table }]}||

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Meanwhile, a secret organization of Lackeys, also known as ‘The Organization who will Kick your a**’, was plotting a revolt against the world line.

“We must do something, guvna. The Epoples are destroying the world with their dumb-a** ‘SAVE THE TREES’ Belly Dance!!” cried one of the Lackeys.
“SHUDDAAP FOOL!!! Their time of destruction will be soon..” said the Leader.

*Definition of Lackeys*
||{[{ An organization of people who have lack of brains and are in need of strong, spear-mint flavor breath mints – but in this case – oh..who gives – its all the same! }]}||

=BACK TO THE STORY=
again…

Back in the Desert of Pi-Natsu, Nerual and Alyat were practically dying of heat rashes between their legs, which was making it harder for them to walk.
“Man…we may not be a very superior race, but we really should of remembered to bring some sunscreen or something! I’m basically DEAD already! My eyes are sooooooooo dry, they’re shriveling up in my skull! How about you Nerual! Nerual…? NERUAL! YOU’VE SHRIVELLED UP AGAIN!? LAST TIME YOU DID, YOU USED UP A WHOLE BOTTLE OF MEAD TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST!”
“Bu-u-ut I’m so-o-o-o-o-oooo thi-i-irst-t-t-ty…”
Alyat watched Nerual’s small body slowly shrivel up in heat, as her own face was drowning in sweat. ‘I spose we could do with a drink…’ and so she fell victim to her poor, pruned friend lying in front of her. So she took her pack off of her back and pulled out one of the flasks of normal water ((not mead)) and threw half of it on her friend, and drank the rest herself. Nerual slowly stood up on her quivery legs and said;
“I spose I could go on a bit longer…this journey is for the pringles after all!”
“FOR THE PRINGLES!”

They trudged through the sand, tired and hungry for Pringles, then suddenly something blocked their path.
“It’s a…”
“CHICKEN PATTY!!”
There, before them, stood a very burnt Chicken Patty. Looking at them with crusty, black eyes, scorched by the sun, Nerual and Alyat knew there was trouble afoot…

~TO BE CONTINUED..~

Hey! xDD Luckily I came in to see this! That was fun writing, hey! x3