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Q: What's green and smells funny?
A: Roisu's kazoo.

Roisu has a kazoo. It's named Green Kazoo. She's had it for quite a few months now, almost five. It was a gift from her drum major. It was green and didn't smell when Roisu got it. Now, five months later, that kazoo has been all around. Roisu takes it with her to many places, such as community colleges and other cities. She even took it to her locker one day. It has been a loyal kazoo. Roisu hums, and it makes a noise.

In fact, Roisu is getting pretty good at the kazoo. Who else can kazoo all of Bohemian Rapsody and actually sound good? Not many people. The green kazoo even went with Roisu to a Christmas party. She kazooed Bohemian Rhapsody at the party, too. She even kazoos her school's fight song.

Green kazoo has always been good to Roisu.

But now it smells funny.

Roisu knows she should probably get a new one, one that she hasn't had for so long, one that hasn't fallen on the ground, one that she doesn't think is ugly, but she can't.

This kazoo is Roisu's kazoo.

If Roisu wasn't lazy, she'd take a picture of it and upload it to the internet.

But Roisu is lazy.

You hum into them and they make noise. I'm still too lazy to upload a picture of mine, so have this one I found at kazoo.com

Me too! heart heart heart

Roisu shoud make a soundtrack of her doing the Bohemian Rapsody and put it in her profile exclaim

Oh, wow! Roisu's digital camera does make sound, but only when you put it on the computer! I still don't know how to get it to the internet yet, though. Maybe some day I won't be lazy and I'll look into it.

Until then, pretend you can here me kazooing.

Can it safely get wet? (I seem to remember paper in the round part... )Anyway, if it can get wet safely try soaking it in some white vinager for an hour. Then rinse it well. The smell is likely germs..eww..vinager should kill it while being safe for you to still put it in your mouth.

If it can not be safely wet...I dont know how to clean it.

The paper part cannot get wet but you can take it out. But then, I can never put it back in properly and it sounds horrible. And now, I lost Green Kazoo. Which is okay, I suppose. I haven't played in months. I recenty acquired the amazing Chromatic Harmonica with a Weird Three Hole that Sounds Funny when you Blow into it. My harmonica has a long name, I know...

Good luck with your maracaing. Is maracaing a word? Probably not.

*giggles*
I guess guys just don't understand how awesome maracas are. I hope you find them soon and bug people. I mean, uh... I hope you find them soon and are, uh, nice to Steve.