happy deathday!.....i mean birthday. since everyone else was too lazy to do it im throwing a suprise party for .Miss.Twist.. your very unfortunate that im throwing your party. we got you a metal cake with mercury frosting. if you eat you will die. if you even touch it... you will die. these are the party guests:

and i also hired a clown:

i used these mines for decoration:

((birthday party was based on this episode of metalocalypse.
part one part two ))
and make sure you give her presents, or im going to host your next birthday party.