Someone say something really funny in the shop thread or during roleplay? Let me know about it and I'll see that it's enshrined here for all time.
First post is for context, the second post is where Ferret's rapier wit scores a nat 20 and stuns everyone for 1d4 posts with suprise.
Kiddo the fox-phoenix
Apparently there's a ton of snow so I'm really hoping this is an indoor event. I don't know cause it's a different site than last year (which is good cause last year was waaay too crowded). But last year was tons of fun too and me and two other girls took on the king. Three vs. one and we still got mauled in a very short amount of time. And since we were so small and he was so dang tall it looked like three little Jack Russel terriors trying to take down a great dane. But everyone really liked watching us try and we were called before the queen and given tokens for our pluck. And I tripped on my skirt when I went to get up from kneeling. sweatdrop
I actually think that's kind of amusing. Like watching rogue chickens attack an elephant.
See, that's why I don't wear skirts.
FerretPrince
I actually think that's kind of amusing. Like watching rogue chickens attack an elephant.
See, that's why I don't wear skirts.
This is why you shouldn't give me ideas during brainstorming shop concepts. Cause you might wind up with Gorknik. Or flammable sheep familiars.
Kiddo the fox-phoenix
Sadly, the mages' attempt at creating a fire-affiliated sheep familiar were unsucessful.
Because when participating in events that will shape the future there is no better time to ask about what happens when a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very much.
FerretPrince
"Any questions?" Asariel asked eventually, tilting his head to one side. Looking up at Master Lierce curiously, he was silent for a few moments before he continued on. "Where do babies come from?"
Plotting doom and disaster for other people's characters doesn't have to involve long, complicated plots.
zigeunerweisen`
"Missus Avalene, this is Random Guy Who Asked About You. Random Guy, this is Missus Avalene. Have at thee."
This needs no explanation for anyone who has roleplayed here.
Kiddo the fox-phoenix
That's it. I'm instating a shop motto.
"Dragon-Bound: where we don't just make pets - we make characters suffer."
"Dragon-Bound: where we don't just make pets - we make characters suffer."
And we discover the TRUE reason that Tarketh lusts after Shadine.
Jayara
Yeeeeeeeeeah, he just wants divine-winged evil chaotic dragon babies. xd
Mmmm. Kittens.
FerretPrinceMule
Jealousy feels like eating a kitten with a fever. :3 All warm and fuzzy.
